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wilpercy

@wilpercy@mstdn.social

British by birth. I've lived in Japan since 1990 where I teach English to students aged 4-90.

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lowqualityfacts, to random
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I never knew this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts malicious roomer.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Awesome.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts don’t forget his parrot, ‘Squawk Wahlberg’.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Those were simpler times.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts low quality facts, high octane revelations.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Uh oh, Joe is thinking out loud again.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts I thought his sideburns were melting until I zoomed in. Bizarre lighting. Pastlavista, baby!

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I gave up over 75 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Kim Kardashian.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts is that a fact?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts but it’s easily removed with elbow grease.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That is good to know.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts you might be confusing this with a ‘great soaper’.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Clearly.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts like everybody else Cubans are multifaceted.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Obviously.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts objection: it’s held in June.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I bet they have such good rhythm.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts I understand they prefer the pox trot.

RickiTarr, to random
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Please follow me!!!

(into a mysterious bog from which none have returned)

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr I have a packed lunch. Should I bring galoshes and a snorkel?

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr excellent. Intrigued. Will this take long?

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr will make some more sandwiches.

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay just a little experiment I'm gonna link a couple songs, can you listen to a bit of it, and give me a couple adjectives about how it makes you feel?

https://youtu.be/4Tr0otuiQuU?si=VTcptOW1N1V2Pwvw

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr the music feels ponderous. It makes me feel gloomy.

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr irritable. Then I read the history behind the composition. My feelings are more tempered but still not relaxed.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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A lot of people suffer from this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts surely you’re confusing that with Aquacknophobia?

RickiTarr, to random
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Why am I both people in this conversation?!

wilpercy,
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@cherold @RickiTarr ‘a squirrel’s coefficient is approximately 1.2. This means the squirrel’s resistance to falling is roughly ten times greater than the driving force, being gravity. Dividing an animal’s length, breadth and height each by ten reduces its surface area to one hundredth of its original area.’

Dear Mastondon,
It’s 4:41AM in Japan.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm gonna be honest y'all, it's felt dark lately, and for good reason, LGBTQ+ rights in the balance, an election coming up, women struggling to get basic Healthcare, mass shootings, SCOTUS, the environment. The list goes on and on, and the media twists everything to sound even worse, or just straight up ignores actual news. But here's the thing, I know a lot of you, and the fact that you exist in the world gives me hope. You care about the future and you want good things, and so do I, and as long as that spark is there, we have hope. So, let's focus on some good today! Share a good headline, some positive news either on a larger scale or just something personal, a nice picture you took, a funny meme or video, whatever made you feel good or at least, gave you a smile. Let's share some joy!

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr good things? I wake up to find that Ricki has tossed a pebble into a dark pool creating ripples of positive comment, photos and recollections. I like, boost and follow a bunch of interesting people -and all before breakfast is finished! And my brother-in-law is recovering from COVID. And my daughter’s dog is staying with us for a couple of weeks and she’s a delight-hardly ever barks. And two groups of my students gave me Valentine’s Day chocs… 👍

stux, to random
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If Trumpet just flaps a little bit more with his hands when he lies, I means speaks, maaaybe, just maaaybe with a windblow he will just float the fck away :blobpray:

wilpercy,
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@stux Please! he world would be an infinitely happier place.

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay without looking it up, if you meet an Italian guy named Sal, what is his full name?

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr Salophane (film star)

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr he appeared in a number of Spaghetti westerns most notably ’The Good, the Bad and the Bubbly.’

dgar, to random
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I was pondering why a male sheep would be called a ram.

Then it hit me.

wilpercy,
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@dgar ewes kidding.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm the only Drunk Real Estate Agent in the tri-state area.

Alright, I'm not a real estate agent.

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr drink too much and you’ll be in a real state. 🙃

RickiTarr, to random
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Without looking it up, tell me anything you know about Lithuania or Lithuanians.

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr The capital is Vilnius. (?)

wilpercy,
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@tezoatlipoca @RickiTarr Can you tell me more or I’ll have to look him up?

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