AceFuzzLord,

I’d probably squander these questions because if it’s the Christian devil, I’m not sure whether or not to trust him or not.

  1. What’s my name?
  2. What’s your name?
  3. Did you know I’m asking these questions because I don’t know whether or not to believe you?
smackjack,

“Your name is Joshua”

“That’s not my name. My name is Sam!”

“Sam is the name that your parents gave you, but it’s not the name that God gave you”

“…”

“Anyway my real name is Larry”

ani,

Why does the universe or anything exist at all?

How will the universe end?

How did anything began existing?

trackindakraken,

So many people assuming The Devil would answer honestly.

kandoh,

Why would he lie?

H2SO4,
H2SO4 avatar

He's literally called "the father of lies" :P

starlord,

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?

Andiloor,

My questions are conditional, so if 1 is no, no more questions, and so on.

  1. Wanna fuck?
  2. Round 2?
  3. Round 3?
Extrasvhx9he,

Noping the hell out of that situation. Hehe get it?

eclipse,
MimicJar,
  1. What’s the catch?
  2. So you’ll just answer ANY three questions I have truthfully?
  3. Wait… Did those first two count?
PowerCrazy,

How do I know it’s the devil OP? Couldn’t it be God or some other entity? How would I know?

JackGreenEarth,

Well it looks and sounds like the stereotypical devil. But you’re right, maybe it’s not actually.

H2SO4,
H2SO4 avatar

Just check if he wears Prada!

esc27,
  1. What two questions could I ask you that would provide me with the best possible benefit in a way I would be happy with
  2. (And 3) those questions
son_named_bort,

Are you the devil?

Really?

You?

jack,
  1. is squirt pee?
  2. is squirt pee?
  3. is squirt pee?
EVERGREEN,

At your core you know the answer to that question, and you are ok with it.

Birdie,

I wouldn’t have any questions, just immediate concern.

I’d start looking for the nearest mental health facility and check myself in due to having visual and auditory hallucinations.

There is no devil.

jack,

Seems like in that situation the first question to ask is if the devil is real

Owell1984,
@Owell1984@lemmy.ml avatar

Interesting, as an atheist I think the same way too, there is a greater probability that you are insane that there is for a Personal God existing, but I am not sure my attitude is the best, I mean, even if there was a real God and he came before me, I would count myself insane. i.e., Nothing can trump this argument if you believe in this, sounds a bit close minded to me, I don’t know what the right way is either.

Gabu,

Since it’s impossible to determine whether any given answer is true or not, the logical course of action is to only ask question with observably objective answers. Examples:

  • What are the next lottery numbers?
  • Will it rain tomorrow?
  • Where was the exact location of Troy during the Greek war?

Things like that.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar
  • 1 67 8 10 5 (doesn’t specify where)
  • Yes (doesn’t specify where)
  • Gives you exact coordinates to a town called Troy in the US that existed during the Greek civil war of the 1950s
kromem,

Can’t help you with the first two, but the third is Wilusa, and the problem is more with the when than where.

Homer fucked up and combined the Mycenaean conquest of Anatolia in the 14th century BCE (the catalog of ships and Helen parts) with the sea peoples retaking the city from the Hittites in the early 12th century BCE after the Hittites took it (presumably in their pursuit of Piyama-Radu) and Tudhaliya IV re-installed their own loyal representative in the late 13th century.

This ended up completely messing up Greek timelines, btw, with them thinking the Argonauts (the loose tales of the sea peoples period) was before the Trojan War (it straddled the 12th century capture of Troy but was well after the Mycenaeans), or how Perseus is his own grandfather depending on the lineage being followed.

Dio9sys,
  1. Why are you offering this?
  2. Yo what’s the deal with UFOs?
  3. Preferred hot dog recipe
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