What is the best hip hop lyric of all time?

designatedhacker, 2 months ago

X gon’ give it to ya Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon’ deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it’s real Wit the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel

anti, 2 months ago

There’s an excellent greentext with that as the punchline.

raumdeuter, 2 months ago

Down for the count, get up and dismount

'Cause I'm coming with an endless amount

Of rhymes in a hurry like a flurry

A collage to camouflage the power punch, but don't worry

Knowledge is an antidote, I got hands of smoke

Writing at the speed of light with insight I wrote

Rhymes at a level, so you can't relate

Unless you're intelligent, so stay awake

BolexForSoup, 2 months ago

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

I put that pussy in a sarcophagus

frauddogg, 2 months ago

now she claimin that i bruised her esophagus; head of the class, and she just won a swallowship

livin in the future so the present is my past; my presence is a present kiss my ass

sin_free_for_00_days, 2 months ago

<span style="color:#323232;">Thinkin' of a master plan
</span><span style="color:#323232;">'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand
</span><span style="color:#323232;">So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
</span><span style="color:#323232;">So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint
</span>

dbilitated, 2 months ago

Head to Bali, smoking cuban cigars, And we fuck up the party like acoustic guitars

“fuck up the party like acoustic guitars” always cracked me up so much.

TheRealCharlesEames, 2 months ago

We got the guillotine We got the guillotine, you better run

queermunist, 2 months ago

They got the TV we got the truth;
They own the judges and we got the proof;
We got hella people they got helicopters;
They got the bombs and we got the- we got the-

cousinofjah, 2 months ago

Biggie: "Fuck the state pen, fuck hoes at Penn State" or "Now honeys play me close like butter play toast"

livus, 2 months ago

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

My lyrics are bottomless

luves2spooge, 2 months ago

This was my first thought too lol

pruwybn, 2 months ago

They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Popping off the top of this esophagus Rocking this metropolis I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that perchance?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices, 2 months ago

…Steve. >.>

clay_pidgin, 2 months ago

You can’t just say “perchance”.

frauddogg, 2 months ago

STOP.

Sudo_Fail, 2 months ago

Swagger tighter then a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection

Dr. Carter by Lil Wayne

will_a113, 2 months ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Or

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung

Really that whole song is a masterpiece.

cheesymoonshadow, 2 months ago

My anaconda don’t want none

Unless you got buns hon

200ok, 2 months ago

But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?

ani, 2 months ago

“In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey”

comrade_pibb, 2 months ago

Beck is an underrated rapper fr

cheezoid2, 2 months ago

I smell a grape in the duck preserves

cousinofjah, 2 months ago

“Luda, Jada and Nas // and our bullets give you a deep tissue massage // so here’s a song and dance while I make these ends // you never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins.”

owen, 2 months ago

It drops deep as it does in my breath. I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.

Pudutr0n, 2 months ago

this.

Telodzrum, 2 months ago

Any couplet from Warren G’s Regulate.

thepizzaguy, 2 months ago

sixteen in the clip and one in the hole, nate dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold

frauddogg, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

they droppin and yellin, it’s a tad bit late; nate dogg and warren g had ta regulate…

badbrainstorm, 2 months ago

Think that’s “droppin’ and yellin’”

frauddogg, 2 months ago

shit you right