AtariDump,

Don’t panic.

It’s easier to apologize than to ask for permission.

We best lead by example.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes and your ears open.

Don’t cheap out on the things that separate you from the ground (shoes / tires / mattress / etc)

Buy cheap, buy twice. Buy once, cry once.

mr_pip,
@mr_pip@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

imho the 2nd and 3rd contradict each other a bitt possibly

AtariDump,

I could see that.

charonn0,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

When in doubt, shut up.

The best way to make money in Vegas is to sell light bulbs.

letsgo,

If you want a scooter, get a bike instead. The bigger wheels make them more stable. -My Dad, not long before he was promoted to glory.

AlphaOmega,

In the USA, money buys your freedom

whotookkarl,
@whotookkarl@lemmy.world avatar

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Don’t play rigged games

Try to do the right thing, but actually take some time to try to figure out if it’s right or just feels right.

Being right and being wrong feels the exact same until challenged with facts.

Anticorp,

That which you consider to be your necessary expenditures will always rise to meet your income unless you protest to the contrary.

–The Richest Man In Babylon

exanime,

A small dose of selfishness is necessary to live life with sanity

meekah,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

It’s called healthy egoism

HEXN3T,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My brain gives me advice all the time. I don’t know why, but I have all sorts of quotes, whether it’s from me, or someone else.

“How can you be there for others, if you can’t be there for yourself?”

“The most simple solution is often the best one.”

“Judge someone not by what they are, but who they are.”

“Don’t chase ghosts.”

“Effort is the most important currency.”

And, of course,

“Stay hydrated.”

Notyou,

Effort is the most important currency."

I like this one.

HEXN3T,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I have a related quote:

“People are focusing too much on how they’re spending their money, and not enough on how they’re spending their effort.”

Hikermick,

Spending time is the most generous act

Anticorp,

Yes, none of those are original, but they’re all good advice.

HEXN3T,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Some of them did come to mind naturally, but it’s pretty much impossible to create any sort of brand new sentence, unless you’re eating spicy deep fried peeps, using a Yamaha DX-7 as a plate, at an Olive Garden in Kansas. That might be original. Maybe.

Anticorp,

Back in my early twenties I invented the martingale strategy, thinking that I had finally figured out a way to beat the house. I was pretty stoked. Then I talked to my manager about it and he let me know that it was a strategy which has already been proven to fail and has been heavily researched mathematically. Like you said, it’s pretty much impossible to come up with an original thought these days

CyberDine,

'C’s get degrees.

It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.

You can teach the job, you can’t teach personality.

If the world is going to shit, and you can’t or won’t do anything about it, why worry about it.

Anticorp,

It’s both really. Knowing people when you know nothing doesn’t do much for ya. But when you’re known as a skilled person by people with opportunities, then that’s a good position to be in.

AtariDump,

It’s not what you know, it’s not who you know, it’s who knows you.

DaleGribble88,
@DaleGribble88@programming.dev avatar

“We choose to go to the moon and do the other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard. This is just one of those other things.” - My dad quoting JFK at me to get me to do the dishes as a teenager. I don’t think he would remember even saying that to me, but has always stuck with me. Something said about something so monumental being applied to something so benign. But that wasn’t the point, because it was hard for me.

Anticorp,

That’s damned good advice about building a good home, environment, and life for yourself.

Omega_Haxors,

I quote it nearly every day

There is no problem that can’t be solved by getting off Twitter

jbrains, (edited )

Collect what you’re owed as soon as you can. Pay what you owe as late as you can.

UPDATE: “Every accusation is a projection” is more universal than some of you would like to admit.

overload,

Why? Seems to me paying debts early is good advice, less hassle dealing with those loan sharks.

kugiyasan,

Depends on the point of view. If your biggest risk is you spending that loan money on gambling, then yes paying the debt early would help you get in less trouble.

From an economic point of view, if you don’t need that money at the moment, you should invest it, so that you can make a few bucks. If you get 1-2% more on every transaction that way, it really does stack up at the end, since this will make you exponentially more money.

exanime,

I’m sorry but what money are you talking about here? A loan with no interest?

kugiyasan,

Tbf I’m really not savvy in loans, but I mean any amount of money X that you have to pay back with Y% of interest in Z days. If you take that loan and you know an investment that will guarantee you (Y+1)% then you should borrow money. (That conclusion is of course completely neglecting risk management)

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

And that’s why interest on borrowed money tends to cost more than any guaranteed investment. Because otherwise the ones loaning would just take the investment themselves.

exanime,

You are correct in your theory… In practice however there is no such guarantees, if there were, it would be a perpetual money making machine

Investment opportunities that guarantee a return will always guarantee less than the interest of regular loans. So unless you are a billionaire, there is no such luck.

In practice, regular investment like mutual funds average to x in the long run (10 years or so) but you’d never find a 10 year loan that does not require you to pay regularly and with accrued interest for that time, so it defeats the purpose of taking out a loan specifically for investing long term

overload,

Hmm I’ve never thought about it that way. Definitely seems like we’d be better off not getting taxed by employers throughout the year, as then it can offset mortgages etc before paying up.

exanime,

Not sure what context this is supposed to apply… But I cannot imagine any that would not leave me in an uncomfortable position or being a total asshole

Anticorp,

The asshole’s philosophy

tootnbuns,

Feels like that’s how a lot of wealthy people/organizations operate

AtariDump, (edited )

Collect what you’re owed as soon as you can.

Ok, with you so far.

Pay what you owe as late as you can.

But if there’s interest, this is going to screw me over as I’ll have to pay more interest (on a CC / etc)

What am I missing with the second one?

ryathal,

It’s more about non interest scenarios. If payment isn’t due for 30 days, you wait 30 days to pay. If it’s a place that won’t fight you, wait 40 and then pay.

Companies do this all the time.

AtariDump,

That makes sense; I figured that was the case but OP never said that.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

outlive your creditors in an unstable land?

PiJiNWiNg,

Never commit more than one crime at a time

Anticorp,

There are so many laws that it’s impossible not to break multiple at once if breaking a big one. Like planning and executing a heist requires you to break a hundred different laws.

PiJiNWiNg,

Well then don’t do those, lol

AtariDump, (edited )

I think it’s more like “don’t drive fast with a tail light out” or “come to a full and complete stop at a stop sign if you have (illegal) drugs in your car”.

PiJiNWiNg,

Nailed it, haha

tootnbuns,

Hahhaha

shinigamiookamiryuu,

“Don’t forget to breathe.”

bobburger,

A wise person once told me don't commit misdemeanors while you're committing felonies.

PlutoniumAcid,
@PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world avatar

One crime at a time.

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