simple,

Bonus: Dunkey made a video on the game

I’m 100% convinced this was an elaborate scam. No way this broken asset flip needed over 100 million dollars.

haui_lemmy,

Maybe he needed a tax writeoff to avoid paying some taxes?

Cethin,

This is not made by Will. He only did some advertising and stuff for it I think.

theodewere,
theodewere avatar

that is what i call a BBB game

Zahille7,

I’d go CCC myself, but to each their own.

Pinecone,

I like how men look like regular men but all the women are almost anime like goddesses

tsonfeir,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Oh my god they broke out into a song.

Game of the year.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Holy shit, that really was worse than it sounded

JoMiran, (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

How did I miss this masterpiece of a game?

chicken,

I would play No One Has Heard Of Bombs, sounds like an interesting game

CaptKoala,

What is bomb?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Something somebody set up us with.

retrieval4558,

Remembering this made me turn to dust and blow away

vaultdweller013,

Something that comes with lamp oil and rope.

chicken,

Don’t worry about it, on an unrelated note here is a gift of a bulky alarm clock counting down to zero with many wires

CaptKoala,

Thank you!! I surely won’t miss my alarm with this one!

Toribor, (edited )
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

I’m quite partial to the basketball-sized black sphere with a lit fuse sticking out of it.

EssentialCoffee,

On skimming, I’d thought it had something to do with the kpop group, BTS. They have a song called Louder than Bombs.

grrgyle,

It’s a great title. Weird and evocative.

QuantumBamboo,
@QuantumBamboo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If no one has heard of bombs then no one can know the title of the game, because otherwise they will see or hear the word bombs. But I’ve seen the title. Do I even know what a bomb is? I think I do… but do I? The paradox of the bomb knowledge will keep me up tonight.

grrgyle,

QuantumBomboo how did you become so wise

HawlSera,

Maybe if you promote your game I’ll have heard of it…

Looking at you Alone In The Dark 2024

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

It suffered a fate worse than no promotion. It was Embracer’d

echodot,

Wait what? They’ve made another alone in the dark game and haven’t promoted it. Oh god.

HawlSera,

Eyup and with tons of Day 1 DLC too! - store.steampowered.com/app/…/Alone_in_the_Dark/

Because for some reason only things already ubiquitous get marketed these days

FurtiveFugitive,

I wouldn’t say 5 pieces of dlc totalling $20 is a lot. Not these days at least. Looks like they’re things you’d normally get in the “deluxe edition” of games past.

Wouldn’t tempt me to open my wallet but it’s not as grotesque as a lot of dlc these days.

reverendsteveii,

for some reason only things already ubiquitous get marketed these days

the reason you’re looking for is capitalism. why would I bet marketing money on anything but the most likely big return? this is also why such a huge portion of movies are either reboots, sequels, prequels or “homages”.

HawlSera,

Yes, but the point of adveritsing is to convince someone to buy a product… if I already consume and know about said product, then what does advertising do besides waste money?

Fuck the Dorito’s “Anti-Ad” was as close as these corpos got to figuring it out

Pacmanlives,

Oh joy another soulless zombie shooter. I have no idea why it didn’t make it

Melatonin, (edited )

Will Smith is a “past” celebrity, relying on his name, infamy, and horning in on already proven commodities.

Bad Boys for Life, Aladdin, Suicide Squad, (oh, and “King Richard” lol, we’ve all seen that!)

Those are his “popular” movies since 2009. Put a fork in him. He’s done. He should enter politics.

Dark_Arc,
@Dark_Arc@lemmy.world avatar

He should enter politics.

Please don’t do this to us.

HoustonHenry,

Maybe he can go slap putin (hckkkk sppt)

CaptKoala,

Get my wife’s name out your Kremlin!

HawlSera,

To be fair Suicide Squad is something he did and passed up Independence Day 2 for believing if he was in one of these “Super Hero Movies that are doing so well” it would revive his career

And he likely would have been right… If he went with Marvel instead of the DCEU

ours,

Dodging a bullet on ID2 just to land on Suicide Squad. Ouch.

HawlSera,

Yeah I think his Agent fucked up market research

ours,

Didn’t he try the celebrity YouTube route for a hot minute?

HopingForBetter,

Yaaaa!

ours,

That is hawt!

DingoBilly,

Aladdin was pretty good though.

Haven’t seen the rest.

EmperorHenry, (edited )
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I really feel like his whole life got ruined as soon as he became a scientologist.

Edit: I meant to say “his” not “this”

Blackmist,

I’m going to assume that any game that a celebrity suddenly endorses out of nowhere is some low effort mobile thing that probably involves crypto.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Celebrity endorsement has never been a factor in how well a videogame does either way, regardless of level of star power or degree of involvement for the celebrity: Keanu Reeves playing a heavy hand (heh) in the story of Cyberpunk 2077 did little to stop the game’s initial bad press, and the main reason Baldur’s Gate 3 did well isn’t because JK Simmons is playing Kethric Thorm. (still, he had a great performance). Gameplay matters a lot more for a videogame.

It’s unsurprising then, that Oscar winning actor Will Smith’s involvement in a game in the oversaturated genre of zombie survival shooters did not become successful.

Plus, I don’t think paying celebrities to promote videos on their YouTube channel is an effective marketing strategy, mainly because nobody really watches any celebrities’ own YouTube channel, with the exception of Jack Black’s gaming channel, of course.

lud,

Keanu Reeves really helped promote the game though.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, he did. But neither the main praise nor criticism of the game was not directed towards him but on the overall buginess and removal of RPG elements from the game.

NoMoreCocaine,

Ok, what rpg element was removed? I just played it (without dlc), and it’s basically first person witcher 3 in cyberpunk setting, including all the faults. Basically true to type with CDPR.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

They advertisd heavily on “complex branching storyline” and “every decision will have consequences” so the expectation was at the minimum a bigger Deus Ex Human Revolution, but then what they actually delivered is a worse GTA 5 with neon lights.

NoMoreCocaine,

Right. But I just played it, and it has nothing to do with GTA. It’s literally witcher 3 in first person. Same level of branching, same slightly shallow rpg mechanics and shallow ish combat. It’s much more action, though and theoretically stealth is an option unlike witcher.

HawlSera,

JK Simmons is playing Kethric Thorm

See I played Baldur’s Gate but I didn’t know that shit

vaultdweller013,

They gave him a full beard instead of a stache thats why you couldnt tell.

Blackmist,

Says a lot for the quality of voice acting in BG3 that it had Jason Isaacs and JK Simmons and I didn’t really notice either of them standing out.

Although I did notice Gale in an episode of Good Omens.

Crozekiel,

I have nearly 1000 hours in Baldur’s Gate 3 and JUST NOW learned that Jason Isaacs was the voice of Gortash… I did recognize JK Simmons but honestly wasn’t 100% sure it was him until the second or third time meeting him and finally looking it up on IMDB to confirm (and somehow still missed Jason Isaacs - I did learn about Matt Mercer’s role as Minsc which still blows my mind).

CaptKoala,

Wasn’t aware there were celebrities other than Jack Black on YouTube… TIL

rocket_dragon,

Russel Brand is now a far right Christian YouTuber.

CaptKoala,

Ew

Blackmist,

Ron Livingstone’s YouTube channel had just one video on it for 8 years.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu0qtEwb9gE

Fenrisulfir,

I mean look how many celebrities are in Squadron42/Star Citizen…

webghost0101,

I wouldn’t hold it against Keanu personally because its clear he really cared and did gave a good performance but i feel like his involvement with cyberpunk ruined a lot of things that could have been.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

No one will hold it against him personally, it’s not uncommon.

There are certain actors who performs great in every single movie they appear in, yet still have many of these movies flop. Many times, it’s out of the actor’s control.

All we can do is our best.

sheogorath,

CDPR effectively rewrote the campaign after Keanu Reeves told them that he’s game if CDPR wants to record more lines. I still remember the E3 demo where CDPR said that the campaign has been completed and they’re just in the polishing stages.

HawlSera,

The whole “Origin System” that amounts to… literally nothing outside of some dialogue at the very begining

Hadriscus,

There are dialogue options all throughout the game (at least for streetkid)

vaultdweller013,

Also nomad has qoute a bit.

MrBusiness,

Yup we got a mid main storyline when we could’ve had more Jackie.

Hadriscus,

I woulda liked that

IndustryStandard,

It is rewind time.

redcalcium,

wtf I never heard of this game before. How come a game that cost ~$140 million had virtually no marketing except for Will Smith posting it on his youtube channel?

ShepherdPie,

I think we’re seeing the marketing right now.

tocopherol,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

“We can save millions in advertising, just get your friend Will to post about it, it will be great.”

Furbag,

95% of the budget went to paying Will Smith.

Blackmist,

The post-apocalyptic zombie shooter allegedly had more than 300 developers on it and a budget of nearly 1 billion yuan (around $140 million)

The word “allegedly” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. There is no way on this Earth that a mess like that cost $140 million to develop, unless somebody pocketed $130m of that and then just outsourced the rest to a tinpot Z tier studio.

rickyrigatoni,

Will and Jada are scientologists so that’s exactly what happened.

Blackmist,

He wishes he got that from it, and looks like he was barely involved other than a quick poorly made advert and use of his face. It’s not even his voice in game.

The whole thing looks like it was thrown together in Unity by a dozen people from mostly stock assets. If that figure is anywhere near accurate then Tencent got scammed.

Crashumbc,

Rich People’s ego. He thinks his “name” is enough that he doesn’t have to market.

reflectedodds,

For real, I might get it to try it out. I’m learning about it from this post.

SeabassDan,

Calm down, Will.

Joelk111,

I wouldn’t…

reflectedodds,

Is it that bad?

drengbarazi,
@drengbarazi@lemmy.world avatar

Just… An AAAAA game.

Empricorn,

I genuinely have no interest in anything he does any more. Not actively boycotting his projects or anything, more complete disinterest. And I’m not even saying all art has to be viewed through the lens of the artist. But there are people that have such memorable or distinct performances that afterwards they have trouble getting other roles… This is like that, but cranked up to 11.

And I know he’s a meme and we joke about it… but because of his weird hangups he chose to use violence on another person on a world stage, with cameras on him. By his own actions he made it impossible for me to lose myself in any character he plays, instead I’ll only think about The Slap.

CeeBee,

I genuinely have no interest in anything he does any more

This was me when he started trying to shoehorn his kid into the spotlight with those cringe interviews and that really awful movie about not being scared of aliens or whatever. I care about it so little that I can’t remember the name of the movie and have zero interest in looking it up.

This comment about not caring about Will Smith is the maximum effort I’m willing to put into anything related to him.

IMongoose,

His kid has been in a few movies now, and his daughter made that one song. I honestly don’t care that he is trying to promote his kids because I think they wanted that and Will had the sway to do it. I think most parents would use their privilege to help their kids. But I do agree that that alien fear movie was trash.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

I really only liked Will Smith as an actor because he seemed to be a likeable person. Now I know better.

yarr,

Keep Will Smith’s name out of your fucking mouth!!!

Serinus,

Eh, I think he’s a good person that was hit by a horribly misplaced attempt at chivalry. There’s a lot of stuff he’s done that I don’t like, but it’s mostly been in his attempts to protect and help his family.

There are worse reasons to do bad things. It’s not an excuse; I just think he’s not a terrible person.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Terrible? Nah. A jerk? Yes.

Serinus,

Oh yeah, he deserves everything Chris Rock decides to throw at him. A mistake isn’t an excuse.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Oh, for sure. I don’t think he’s necessarily a bad person, he’s just not particularly likeable anymore. Maybe it’s age, or what life has thrown his way, but his personality no longer seems as appealing. That’s the main thing he had going for him, imo.

amio,

It's like Goldeneye except the only weapon setting is "Slappers only"

(Too easy, I know)

pgetsos,
pgetsos avatar
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

Take your eyes of my wife’s screen!

sleepmode,

Dunkie’s review is hilarious

all-knight-party,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

If that's a review our terminology is getting a little... Loose

Kedly,

I mean, the key part of that sentence was Dunkey. Its kind of funny too because I now feel similar about Dunkey as I do Smith. They did that one persona REALLY WELL, but its just one persona, and eventually it gets old

all-knight-party,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

Agreed, I used to really like Dunkey, then i watched his videos on Death Stranding after immensely enjoying the game myself and found them a little played up for content while painting the gameplay in a less than generous light.

That being said, I do realize it's a persona, and even his "reviews" are called dunkviews, and at times he does certainly have some nice insight, and he's funny for certain, I don't think he's a bad YouTuber or anything, but I hope people don't use his videos as purchasing advice like you might a true review

sleepmode,

I don’t disagree with either of you. But what do we call it? A riff track?

all-knight-party, (edited )
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

I'm cool with dunkview, he calls it that for a reason. Some people will still use it as a review, like the original guy I commented to. It's a shame if someone treats it that seriously, but I don't think Dunkey is out there pretending to tell you the grand worth of games, it's, in my eyes, obviously enough comedy.

That being said, not even the zombie game video was called a dunkview, that was just... A video. So some people will use anything as a review, I suppose

andrew_bidlaw, (edited )

I would’ve loved a proper game using his I am Legend fame, but it seems like even publishers didn’t care about it.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

I am legend really loses something when mistitled

Chet_Awesomelad,
Chet_Awesomelad avatar

Lmfao the trailer doesn't even include any dialogue from Will Smith's character?! Imagine paying (I assume) millions of dollars to get an A-list Hollywood celebrity in your game and you don't even show them in your trailer!

Mr_Dr_Oink, (edited )

I watched a dunkey video for it, i dont think there is any dialogue from will smiths character. Like they didnt bother to record it. There was one or two instances where he spoke, and it wasn’t will smith.

Katana314,

What would be cringingly terrible, but entirely possible, is if Will DID record lines for his character, but content pipeline faults/laziness or programming errors mean it doesn’t play ingame.

I even feel like that same circumstance has happened before…

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, so they just licensed Will Smith’s likeness?

They couldn’t have just done a character that looks sort of like Will Smith?

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

That’s what I thought it happened when I saw the dunkey video.

Zahille7,

He does sort of look like Will Smith.

He looks like a Chinese Will Smith.

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