Thcdenton,

Fuck i need a table

I_Miss_Daniel,
I_Miss_Daniel avatar

Those words can be arranged in different positions to get a different meaning.

Thcdenton,
Caboose12000,

need I fuck a table?

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Most words can…?

Honytawk,

It is like the whole concept of words

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

He just discovered sentences

SailorMoss,

Can most words…?

WillFord27,

I, a table, need fuck

qwertyqwertyqwerty,

Just lay on your stomach and work your back muscles, bro!

Thcdenton,

But my head is so heavy!

lars,

Are you my exes?

Vinny_93,

“If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house” - Dave Chappelle

Napain,

men who rely on women being so nonfree that they have to agree to this must be so unlikeable it’s crazy

NoIWontPickaName,

How is that non free?

Shameless,

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  • taiyang,

    It’s the back pain. That mattress won’t do at in my 30s. No sir.

    bobs_monkey,

    Nevermind being that close to the ground and fighting gravity to get in and out of bed, nope.

    don,

    On the other hand, you age more slowly down there than the rest of us. Guy probably ages a few femtoseconds per year more slowly than the rest of us.

    GBU_28,

    You gotta take care of yourself! I backpack at l least a month of nights a year, thin pad. Lots of manual labor in my past. Gotta stay flexible

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Nah, when I was younger, I would’ve still wanted some books.

    Rocketpoweredgorilla,
    @Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

    Throw in a better chair and a mini fridge and I’m sold.

    graham1,

    Yo I fucking love skyfactory

    fntm,

    also specifically skyfactory 4.

    TerrificTadpole,

    I don’t understand. Where are the Bionicles?

    bobs_monkey,

    On the floor behind the photographer

    s_s,

    I sleep on the floor and it’s great.

    guyrocket,
    guyrocket avatar

    Table on the side?!?

    Man don't need no extra table.

    PhreakyByNature,

    Yes, that’s where my whisky goes dammit.

    Mouselemming,

    Is that a wipe-clean mattress?

    MrScottyTay,

    I think it’s just a pretty clean and well fitting fitted sheet.

    ambitious_bones,

    The lack of a slatted frame under that matress makes me uncomfortable.

    Im_old,

    Username did not check out

    ambitious_bones,

    Ambitious Bones, not ambitious mold spots on the floor

    Gormadt,
    @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    NGL when I finally got an apartment that’s basically what my place looked like for months

    Only difference was there was also a cat tree for my cat

    His tree was the second piece of furniture I bought

    Rolando,

    I tried living like this, but I couldn’t. A couple more things I need:

    • sheets: both a fitted sheet for the matress and a second loose sheet on top
    • some kind of blanket or comforter on top of the sheets
    • two pillows, one “soft” and one “firm”.

    That being said… tables? A chair? Who are you, the King of France? In fact you don’t even need the matress, just get a futon that you can fold up for more space and use a laptop on top of that, like I’m doing right now.

    Lemmygizer,

    Yup. First thing I noticed, too. Where’s my blankets? And by blankets I mean cheap unzipped sleeping bag I’ve been using as a blanket for years.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I slept on a futon for six months. My back hated me for it.

    doublejay1999,

    There is a subreddit for this. Cant remember the name.

    Just photos of guys rooms, with a few sacks of the floor and a laptop

    Any one remember what it is. ?

    Kernal64,

    What sort of floor comes in a sack?

    Honytawk,
    Kernal64,

    😂

    jonne,

    I think it’s r/malelivingspace . And I believe this picture in particular actually made it on @fter Midnight.

    doublejay1999,

    That’s the one !

    evidences,

    Meh needs more monitors and a better chair but it’s close.

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