M0oP0o,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

Where do I poop?

BoxOfFeet,

In the corner, but it’s not polite to show that on camera.

some_guy,

Sorry, but I want a chair with a backrest. But other than that, no notes

(I’m going with the vibe of the joke. There’s a lot more that I consider table stakes irl, don’t bother me.)

BoxOfFeet,

I had this lovely vintage Steelcase short back chair in my industrial themed home office for a while. Then the pandemic hit and working from home started. It didn’t take me a month to get some bad back and leg pain. Now, I have a Steelcase Leap V2 at home and a Herman Miller Aeron in the office. A good chair is so important when you spend a third of your day in it.

MystikIncarnate,

When I was a bachelor in my college days, I didn’t have much more than this.

Easily the focal point of my living space was my computer console, which got a little crazy. I had a simple table for a desk, and on it was a surround sound system for my PC (a big JVC one… Speakers strewn around the room), keyboard, mouse, PC, some knick knacks… I had put together some wooden boards to build a stand over my JVC amp so my monitor could sit on top of it, a huge 25(?) Inch CRT… My computer tower was to the right… Directly to the right of my seat I had my printer (I was in college after all. It was a generic inkjet), and a mini fridge. In the corner, between the printer and computer, I had a small pile of equipment to give me some extra functionality, like an old desktop that I remoted into, so I could have stuff running that I didn’t need to use up resources on my main computer for… A network switch was over there too… Etc.

To my left was my storage area, a small shelf and a dresser next to it. Behind the desk area was basically a bed with a night stand for my alarm clock, and a hanger area because I didn’t have a closet. I don’t have any pictures from that era, as this was before smartphones had decent cameras and storage.

That space was my life back then. I still remember every detail, from the knick knacks on my desk to the sound the fridge made when it opened.

I don’t need to cram my entire life into one room anymore, so I’m a bit more spread out, but my computer station hasn’t changed a lot. I switched almost entirely to headphones, so goodbye JVC, and everything has been changed or upgraded, but a lot of the same elements are here. I relocated my PC to under my table (it has it’s own smaller table under my big table), and I have more monitors now, which are thankfully not CRTs. My bed and storage stuff moved to another room, but the layout and principles of my original design and layout of my desk is still very apparent.

I might have one picture I can scrounge up that I took of it when I had moved into my parents place between semesters, all laid out the same. I have no idea where that picture might be though. It was awesome for a mid 2000’s battle station, and I had basically no frills about my life at that time. Everything I owned had a purpose. As long as it served that purpose, there was no need to change it. I loved it just as it was.

kudu,

That table is bloat

WhyAUsername_1,

The OS is bloat as well

Thcdenton,

Fuck i need a table

I_Miss_Daniel,
I_Miss_Daniel avatar

Those words can be arranged in different positions to get a different meaning.

Thcdenton,
Caboose12000,

need I fuck a table?

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Most words can…?

Honytawk,

It is like the whole concept of words

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

He just discovered sentences

SailorMoss,

Can most words…?

WillFord27,

I, a table, need fuck

qwertyqwertyqwerty,

Just lay on your stomach and work your back muscles, bro!

Thcdenton,

But my head is so heavy!

lars,

Are you my exes?

yozhfyfyfy,
Agent641,

You just keep living your best life

ARk,

Leave some of them happiness for the rest of us

yozhfyfyfy,

The happiness shark is available at Ikea :)

cordlesslamp,

A SECOND table? Feeling fancy aren’t we?

Matriks404,

Where’s the second monitor though?

pandacoder,

No bedframe, no nightstand, only one monitor and it’s tiny as hell

This looks like a prison, get me out

FooBarrington,

When you don’t have a bed frame, the whole floor is your night stand!

joshoff,

Are you saying I could be gaming, reading, posting all day and hooking up in the showers at night, all for free?

devfuuu,

Even the sex is included.

intensely_human,

A prison cell with walls and a carpeted floor, your own bathroom, and a door you control so you get to go anywhere you want.

webghost0101,

What bathroom and door? What you see is what you get.

Peak hikikomori minimalist living space, who needs hygiene and outside anyway.

jamyang,

Even worse, no chamber pot.

ALoafOfBread,
@ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml avatar

Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk

Dicska,

Bonus storage space! Physical notification every time you roll off! More space for the monsters! Easier to keep bed bugs at bay! More options for the Waifullow 2600XX!

Anticorp,

Those are adult concerns and have no place in this childish utopia.

AngryCommieKender,

Cargo pallets are about the right size, and are free, if you ask, at Lowes/ Home Depot/ other Hardware stores.

gmtom,

Ever since pallet furniture became trendy they’re hard to come by

unreasonabro,

milk crates! get em from the grocery store, around back.

MTK,

Why the useless 2nd table?

Seems fishy…

GBU_28,

That’s the dining room

NotMelon,

Eat on the floor

GBU_28,

Eat standing

Advocado,

No eat. Only game.

GBU_28,

Shit standing

sukhmel,

That’s called squat toilet, yeah

GBU_28,

No squat

Sir_Fridge,

Eating without a table is a horrible thing to do. Ask rimworld players.

trolololol,

Now we’re getting fancy, money bags

toynbee,

Laptop, printer, microwavable meals, future expanded PC setup … Back when I had corner desks, that’s usually how I used the second side.

MTK,

Printer? Might as well put a brick with a beeping function and a sign that says “oUt Of YeLlOw InK, cAnT pRiNt B&w”

toynbee,

Back when I had a corner desk, I still naively believed.

Nowadays, on the rare occasion when I need to print, I have a Brother laser printer.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

How am I supposed to get that sign out of my brick?

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Fuck you! Low on cyan!

Klear,

And it gets in the way of proper VR space.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dude, where else would you keep the fleshlight/lotion and wetwipes?

MTK,

Fancy are we?

What happend to the good old hand, spit and sock?!

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yo, you gotta make sweet, sweet love to yourself, or how will anyone else?

Honytawk,

It is a circumcision thing

They need special lotion or it starts to chafe.

Etterra,

Needs a fridge, cell phone, and a 3-foot blonde with a flat head.

rainynight65,

Needs a better chair and more ergonomics around the desk. Otherwise you’ll be happy momentarily, but after a few months your back and other body parts will be quite unhappy with you.

BluesF,

Fellas, if you live like this… This is why you are single. Not your looks, not even your personality. It’s this. Furnish your room properly.

FatTony,

This is like the modern day GTA 3 apartment.

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