TerrificTadpole,

I don’t understand. Where are the Bionicles?

bobs_monkey,

On the floor behind the photographer

MTK,

Why the useless 2nd table?

Seems fishy…

GBU_28,

That’s the dining room

NotMelon,

Eat on the floor

GBU_28,

Eat standing

Advocado,

No eat. Only game.

GBU_28,

Shit standing

sukhmel,

That’s called squat toilet, yeah

GBU_28,

No squat

Sir_Fridge,

Eating without a table is a horrible thing to do. Ask rimworld players.

trolololol,

Now we’re getting fancy, money bags

toynbee,

Laptop, printer, microwavable meals, future expanded PC setup … Back when I had corner desks, that’s usually how I used the second side.

MTK,

Printer? Might as well put a brick with a beeping function and a sign that says “oUt Of YeLlOw InK, cAnT pRiNt B&w”

toynbee,

Back when I had a corner desk, I still naively believed.

Nowadays, on the rare occasion when I need to print, I have a Brother laser printer.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

How am I supposed to get that sign out of my brick?

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Fuck you! Low on cyan!

Klear,

And it gets in the way of proper VR space.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dude, where else would you keep the fleshlight/lotion and wetwipes?

MTK,

Fancy are we?

What happend to the good old hand, spit and sock?!

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yo, you gotta make sweet, sweet love to yourself, or how will anyone else?

Honytawk,

It is a circumcision thing

They need special lotion or it starts to chafe.

Thcdenton,

Fuck i need a table

I_Miss_Daniel,
I_Miss_Daniel avatar

Those words can be arranged in different positions to get a different meaning.

Thcdenton,
Caboose12000,

need I fuck a table?

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Most words can…?

Honytawk,

It is like the whole concept of words

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

He just discovered sentences

SailorMoss,

Can most words…?

WillFord27,

I, a table, need fuck

qwertyqwertyqwerty,

Just lay on your stomach and work your back muscles, bro!

Thcdenton,

But my head is so heavy!

lars,

Are you my exes?

Vinny_93,

“If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house” - Dave Chappelle

Napain,

men who rely on women being so nonfree that they have to agree to this must be so unlikeable it’s crazy

NoIWontPickaName,

How is that non free?

Pyr_Pressure,

I wouldn’t mind a toilet

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Look at Rockefeller thinking he needs his our toilet.

Mine is down the hall and I share it with 23 other people and that’s the way it should be!

unreasonabro,

that’s what the window is for. … or the roof, i don’t see a window.

Rolando,

I tried living like this, but I couldn’t. A couple more things I need:

  • sheets: both a fitted sheet for the matress and a second loose sheet on top
  • some kind of blanket or comforter on top of the sheets
  • two pillows, one “soft” and one “firm”.

That being said… tables? A chair? Who are you, the King of France? In fact you don’t even need the matress, just get a futon that you can fold up for more space and use a laptop on top of that, like I’m doing right now.

Lemmygizer,

Yup. First thing I noticed, too. Where’s my blankets? And by blankets I mean cheap unzipped sleeping bag I’ve been using as a blanket for years.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I slept on a futon for six months. My back hated me for it.

pandacoder,

No bedframe, no nightstand, only one monitor and it’s tiny as hell

This looks like a prison, get me out

FooBarrington,

When you don’t have a bed frame, the whole floor is your night stand!

joshoff,

Are you saying I could be gaming, reading, posting all day and hooking up in the showers at night, all for free?

devfuuu,

Even the sex is included.

intensely_human,

A prison cell with walls and a carpeted floor, your own bathroom, and a door you control so you get to go anywhere you want.

webghost0101,

What bathroom and door? What you see is what you get.

Peak hikikomori minimalist living space, who needs hygiene and outside anyway.

jamyang,

Even worse, no chamber pot.

ALoafOfBread,
@ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml avatar

Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk

Dicska,

Bonus storage space! Physical notification every time you roll off! More space for the monsters! Easier to keep bed bugs at bay! More options for the Waifullow 2600XX!

Anticorp,

Those are adult concerns and have no place in this childish utopia.

AngryCommieKender,

Cargo pallets are about the right size, and are free, if you ask, at Lowes/ Home Depot/ other Hardware stores.

gmtom,

Ever since pallet furniture became trendy they’re hard to come by

unreasonabro,

milk crates! get em from the grocery store, around back.

yozhfyfyfy,
Agent641,

You just keep living your best life

ARk,

Leave some of them happiness for the rest of us

yozhfyfyfy,

The happiness shark is available at Ikea :)

Shameless,

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  • taiyang,

    It’s the back pain. That mattress won’t do at in my 30s. No sir.

    bobs_monkey,

    Nevermind being that close to the ground and fighting gravity to get in and out of bed, nope.

    don,

    On the other hand, you age more slowly down there than the rest of us. Guy probably ages a few femtoseconds per year more slowly than the rest of us.

    GBU_28,

    You gotta take care of yourself! I backpack at l least a month of nights a year, thin pad. Lots of manual labor in my past. Gotta stay flexible

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Nah, when I was younger, I would’ve still wanted some books.

    Gormadt,
    @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    NGL when I finally got an apartment that’s basically what my place looked like for months

    Only difference was there was also a cat tree for my cat

    His tree was the second piece of furniture I bought

    XTornado,

    Idk…my back started hurting just looking at that chair but maybe that’s just me.

    runeko,
    @runeko@programming.dev avatar

    Same and my neck and shoulders from looking at that pillow.

    unreasonabro,

    ikr fuck

    Fedizen,

    I’m sorry but this is missing dog.

    unreasonabro,

    bro how extra do you gotta be

    Fedizen,

    This much:

    Bark. Bark.

    Nomad,

    You are missing one toilet paper roll

    Fuckswearwords,
    @Fuckswearwords@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah I don’t see any curtains

    guyrocket,
    guyrocket avatar

    Table on the side?!?

    Man don't need no extra table.

    PhreakyByNature,

    Yes, that’s where my whisky goes dammit.

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