int_mian,

Woem who use Tinder be like “First time?”

ratzki,

POV: Your wife is selling it to get rid of evidence. /s

vampire,

Yeah the deadly risk of… being in public?

daltotron,

Maybe it’s because I’ve only ever bought stuff on FB marketplace instead of selling most of my stuff there, but I’ve never really had much of a problem with it. Everyone’s super accommodating, and super nice every time. Especially when their stuff is free, I’ve gotten like 3-4 CRT monitors from there, a sick huge bean bag with the memory foam, an old IKEA tv stand from like the 90’s or early 2000’s. I dunno. If you’re really that nervous, just meet up in a public location, and make sure you’re packing heat, it’s not too bad.

Knoxvomica,

This is possibly the most American post ever lol

Jiggle_Physics,

Bro, that’s a 600 dollar Vitamix

drev,

Please tell me that’s not the real price for what is essentially a few small blades in a cup attached to an electric motor

DrMango,

It’s, like, a really good motor…

DragonTypeWyvern,

Well.

They say it is.

popcorp,

It’s an infernal machine. My wife bought it secondhand for pennies and is making smoothies for kids with it. But damn at full throttle it sounds like a jet engine. Whenever it stands on the kitchen counter I carefully tiptoe around it scared it will suck me in and pulverize me into fine tomato paste.

Blass_Rose,

Oh you’d better not ask about mine, then :x Mine retails for about $3k new.

Bought it barely used for a really good price.

NENathaniel, (edited )
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

I sell shit like this regularly for the past decade, 0 issues

Daikusa,

How have you convinced people to buy your shit? Do you market it as rare shaped shits or rare animal shits?

dutchkimble,

The real connoisseurs prefer to know where the ingredients were sourced from, and the doneness should be rare-medium at best.

NENathaniel,
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

Very rare

bcron,

Hold up, is that a shorty Vitamix canister? Easily worth 10

ohlaph,

I never understood why people sell things like that. Why not give them to people in need. It might be $9, but to someone who needs it, could be life changing. Maybe they will make a delicious milkshake, who knows.

hemko,

Donating shit online marketplaces is just plain shit. You get either people flipping it for profit, or some assholes asking to deliver the item to other side of the continent for free. Either donate to some red cross pawnshop or similar, or sell for lowish price to get rid of it quickly - price that makes no sense for someone to try flip it

Obviously if you know someone who needs it, the sure go ahead and just give it to them

dirtbiker509,

I’ve too have tried giving stuff away for free and I always the worst experience, unappreciative people who want to manipulate any way they can, or no show etc.

But when I post it for a low price it completely removes that group and suddenly I get nice people who have wanting this thing for so long but struggled to afford it and they will go out of their way to meet up. Usually I just giving it to them free after they’ve been so easy to work with and their mind gets blown. They show initiative, they work hard for what they want and get rewarded for it. This is the way.

indepndnt,

I’ve started doing that too. List something for a low price to weed out the entitled freelisters, then give it free to whoever shows up without being a pain in my ass.

Unfortunately it doesn’t weed out the scammers or the folks who just ghost after saying “is this still available?”

ohlaph,

Is it still available though?

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

wait for them to under-buy you. “it’s for my wife’s birthday, she’s terminally ill with cancer and aids and she’s a veteran of all 9 of the wars we’re in! Can’t you give it to me for less?!”

hemko,

“Can you also pay shipping to Alaska?”

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That has to be followed up with another over the top sob story about their kid with some other disease.

Good_morning,

Y’all got any more of those $9 Vitamix?

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Meet up with strangers at a police station. Especially if you are the one bringing cash. Bad actors will refuse to meet at a police station.

jaschen,

Ya, but you might end up getting shot by the police instead.

“SIR!!! What is that box in my hands?!?! Drop it now!!!”

“It’s a blender! It will break if I drop it.”

“Johnson, I heard explode if he drops it”

Bam bam bam.

Job well done. Time for my “administrative leave” while the union sort this all out.

Got_Bent,

That’s funny and I chuckled, but for real the police station down the street has designated parking spaces specifically for these types of transactions.

jaschen,

Unless it’s a specifically designed for it, I probably won’t go to a police station with a box.

The_Tired_Horizon,
@The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world avatar

That’ll pay for the fuel there…

Anticorp,

I remember a time when being a coward wasn’t considered an admirable trait.

Buddahriffic,

Dude in the picture is waiting.

I wouldn’t do this, not because I’d be so worried about my life (because I’d pick a meet spot where any number of random people are that haven’t stabbed me so far), but because once the price gets that low it’s just not worth the time and effort to go through all the steps involved with setting up and executing a private sale. I’ll just stick it in the box of things I’ll donate so they hopefully are useful for a bit longer rather than end up in a landfill and someone needing to buy a new one instead.

bitchkat,

I’d rather just give it away than sell for $9. If no one I know wants it, it will to the goodwill

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

Had a guy threaten my life after meeting on OfferUp. I’m done w it. Over a bike I was giving away that someone else got to before him btw. If I use any of those marketplaces again it won’t be free just to keep the psychos minimized. I just give to goodwill now

Evil_Shrubbery,

Buying used at last somewhat lowers the amount of garbage out there, especially quality products that last.

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