Nah… most of batman’s villains have PhDs. Trump is like if a saturday cartoon villain had an unfortunate accident with an ice pick and lost 100 iq pts.
Reminds me of the time a version of him refused to work with and tried to kill a version of Red Skull when he found out the dude was an actual Nazi rather than just cosplaying one. "I may be a criminal lunatic, but I am an American criminal lunatic". Which is an interesting take, dude's a sometimes omnicidal maniac who has on multiple occasions tried to destroy all of reality, but at least he's equal opportunity about it and it isn't for racist reasons.
Are they ancient jewish artifacts or are they ancient palestinian artifacts? Given Israel has only been there since the end of ww2 I find it hard to believe they’re “israeli” artificats and feel like they’re probably old jewish ones being conflated.
Trump is literally a 77 year old child and conservatives want this guy to be president. Holy hell, no one can be a Trump supporter and criticize any other president.
Of course he did. The dude is a typical piece of shit criminal. He will do any crime he thinks he can get away with without a second thought because only cares about himself and literally nothing else.
To Berlusconi: Verb, to run for or obtain the highest office in a country to avoid criminal charges due to implicit or traditional prosecution immunity. See: Bolsonaro, Trump, Netanyahu
I would like to suggest that the bot writes the title that it found and the time after the first sentance. e.g. “… The title that I found is ‘the scraped title’. …”
I’m thinking about adding a feature that automatically deletes the bot’s comment after the title is changed. But I’ll do what you suggest if I end up not doing that (:
BTW, check out the new message, lemme know if there’s anything missing.
Someone should just start putting out fake Trump articles with super-weird headlines and no-one would notice - anything is plausible with this guy.
'Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House'
‘Trump admits that he expects servicemen to be rapists’
'Trump kicked a child in the face while campaigning in Iowa.'
‘Donald Trump just literally made the Republican race about his penis’
'Donald Trump likes rough sex with prostitutes who only have one leg.'
'Trump visited church before election day and walked out with a wooden pew under his arm and a gold alter crucifix concealed in his jacket.'
'Trump was spotted Thursday cartwheeling down Santa Monica beach in a mankini.'
'Trump just called Hillary Clinton Beelzubub, the eater of souls.'
'Donald Trump stole classified documents, stored them in his bathroom in Mar-a-Lago, then sent copies via bike courier to the Russian and Saudi embassies for a cash exchange of $2 million per page.'
'Donald Trump seen naked at 3am in Central Park humping a chihuahua.'
Challenge: 50% of these headlines are real, can you spot which ones?
Close, but still good enough for second prize. Good effort.
You win a life-sized cardboard cutout of Donald Trump with touch activated audio loops of all his most memorable Presidential quotes, such as: “And yet I’ve gone decades, decades without a war. The first president to do it for that long a period.”, and “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.” and “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”. Look for it in the mail.
Winner! Well done. You win a Trump Prize Pack containing a signed MAGA hat, a pack of Trump NFT cards, a genuine Trump tupee with pre-combed slick back and sides, a framed copy of his love letter to Kim Jong Un the North Korean dictator, and a McDonalds voucher for a years supply of cheese burgers. Look for it in the mail.
Maybe someone could take over that weird network of fake local news sites that exist to push right-wing agitative propaganda and instead push fake trump headlines
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