JeeBaiChow,

Uh… start collecting?

Dagwood222,

Giuliani got lucky when a reporter named Jimmy Breslin broke a the story on a big scandal involing a local Democratic bigwig. That was what lead him to winning the New York City Mayor’s race. As Mayor he was famous for bullying civil servants and arresting the homeless.

RubberElectrons, (edited )
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Yup, 100% a piece of shit. That black stuff running down his empty skull a few years back? Haha shoe polish!!.. No friend, that was what simulates a brain in his decrepit shitbag body, leaking.

some_guy,

At what point does the court assign someone to have power of attorney to carry out the court-ordered steps toward restitution? Is such a thing possible? I have to think that it is.

xmunk,

Cut his stipend back to 700/month and see how quickly he shapes the fuck up.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

All Rudy had to do was sit back and not involve himself with Trump.

He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his cousin but he had to throw it all away.

ccunning,

He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his cousin ex-wives but he had to throw it all away.

FTFY

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Has he married multiple cousins?

elbarto777,

Yes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What a fucking degenerate.

elbarto777,

To be completely transparent, I replied “yes” as a joke. I don’t know if all his exes are cousins. I do know that at least one is, though.

ccunning,

Holy shit - I totally missed that his first wife was his second cousin 😨

Now I have to apologize for stepping on your joke

Sorry 🫣

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

As far as I know she’s still his cousin.

grue,

You didn’t step on it; you assisted his layup.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Fucker grabbed that tail, and once he had a hold, he couldn’t let go lest he be eaten.

I hate the comparison; Trump’s as much a tiger as I am a blancmange. But his base are like pirhanna, and there’s no apt metaphor involving dumb, swarming fish.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno. I wouldn’t want to get bitten by a Hump headed parrot fish

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Put me down as preferring to no be bitten by anything.

That’s one unattractive fish.

Empricorn,

Plus the loss of respect. I know he surrounds himself with fellow scum, but he was “America’s Mayor” after 9-11 and his shitty tendencies were mostly ignored by everyone. Hard to believe, but it was true…

Kethal,

Is he still missing?

Got_Bent,

Nope. They served him his indictment papers at his eightieth birthday party as convicted criminal Steve Bannon watched.

TachyonTele,

That whole group of trash must feel like they’re the coolest kids on the block.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

God, I hope you’re not joking. I can’t tell; that could be an Onion title.

0110010001100010,
@0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar
Rentlar,

The “four seasons” gaffe is still the height of Giuliani’s comedy career, but this is up there.

hoshikarakitaridia,
@hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world avatar

Can confirm. They legally crashed his birthday party.

billiam0202,

You forgot to add the part where Rudy Colludy was taunting AZ about process evasion on Xitter literally hours before getting served.

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