Footage shows Boebert and her date fiddling with each other's privates at "Beetlejuice" musical

As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert’s wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of “Beetlejuice” the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.

Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert’s exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.

“Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as ‘threats to children,’” writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.

TinyPizza,
TinyPizza avatar

What is this country coming to when you can't even go to a production of "Beetlejuice" and jerk your date off a bit while you get your hooters groped? Everyday our traditional American values of vaping indoors and being loud and unpleasant to those around us are being stripped away by cultural Marxists and the nanny state. How are our children going to meet their future husbands as minors at bowling alleys, when said husbands can't even publicly expose their genitalia without fear of the woke mob?

America isn't even half of what it used to be anymore! It's barely even Amer! That isn't even enough to guess the full word without the i, and soon enough we'll lose the r, and then none of us will ever get our tits wrenched in public again!

postmateDumbass,

This is all Consitutionally protected behavior.

The 1st Amendment riight of Freedom to Press the Button om the vape.

The 2nd amendment right to bare titties and arms.

The 4th amendment right gauranteeing freedom to sieze the cock.

And thos people that reported the vape should be arrested if they said “Fire” in a theater when mentioning the smoke.

Viking_Hippie,

sieze the cock

Oh coctain my cocktain 🫡

postmateDumbass,

Carpé deez nuts

xX_fnord_Xx,

Got em!

Riccosuave,
@Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

All jokes aside, you’re quite a good writer 👏

MxM111,
MxM111 avatar

Ame.

lejsh,

Birth of a Pasta

TheSaus,

Read this in the TF2 soldier voice

FoundTheVegan,
FoundTheVegan avatar

Unreal. Absolutely fucking unreal. And these people have the gall to call reading fully clothed at a library a sexual act, but here the fuck they jerking off on public in front of kids.

I know I'm not saying anything new or interesting, but as someone who has felt threatened by the conservative groomer language as of late, this really fucking gets to me.

😡

jjjalljs,

This quote by Sartre applies to Republicans

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

In other words, they don’t care about reason or consistency. If you point out that what they said is contradictory they don’t care.

You can’t argue with them. You can’t reason. They are consciously or otherwise operating from an emotional , literal nonsense, level of thought.

They need to be removed from power and I don’t really care that much which box of liberty gets used to get the job done.

jarfil,

Sartre describing trolling.

On the bright side, at least now we have a single word for it.

fubo,

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  • KoboldCoterie,
    @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

    As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.

    You didn’t even have to click through to the article, it was right in OP’s summary. Come on.

    Star,
    @Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    As a fan of that musical, 10 is… Too low tbh

    joel_feila,
    @joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

    Either way we a registry for her

    mjhelto,

    Is it the same registry her ex husband it’s on, perhaps?

    Bassman1805,

    At Beetlejuice the Musical

    Man, you know what really gets me going? A corny zombie hit man singing showtunes.

    freebread,

    “Nice fuckin’ model!”

    such_lettuce7970,
    such_lettuce7970 avatar

    Hey, watch the friendly fire there.

    Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever,

    I mean… it is about a ridiculously skeevy hundreds, if not thousands, of year old man forcing a young girl to become his child bride.

    So the republican fantasy

    negativeyoda,

    I don’t want to legitimize the source (NYPost) but the latest development is that her new dude owns a cocktail bar… that has hosted drag events

    pete_the_cat,

    Yep, right under the article (two down from the one linked) it says

    Responding to all the attention she’s received after video circulated of her vaping who knows what and exchanging gropes with her date at the musical — a man who’s been identified as Quinn Gallagher, a Democrat and owner of a bar in Aspen that hosts semi-frequent LGBTQ+ events

    negativeyoda,

    I love that this is what will piss off the Magas. Not the groping or being a dingbat

    MapleEngineer,
    @MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

    Former prostitute, Lauren Boebert? The Lauren Boebert who married the pedophile who exposed himself to a group of underage girls, one of whom was Lauren Boebert? Grandmother at 36 Lauren Boebert?

    This seems on brand for her.

    TheDramaLlama,

    someone explain who this is again

    MapleEngineer,
    @MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar
    Zitronensaft,

    She is a member of the US House of Representatives, her district is in Colorado.

    TheDramaLlama,

    Really? I would’ve never guessed you fucking defective munchkin.

    OldPain,

    Everyone in the world has done this. Couldn’t care less.

    lolcatnip,

    Speak for yourself, buddy. We’re not all pervy assholes.

    OldPain,

    You’ve never messed around with a girl in a movie theater? That’s just sad. Did you skip your teenage years or something? Couldn’t get a date?

    lolcatnip,

    Stay classy.

    OldPain,

    Eat shit.

    Madex,

    Lauren boobert

    pete_the_cat,

    She’s got a nice rack apparently.

    diskmaster23,

    Well, I think this is more evidence that she fucked Ted Cruz.

    sturmblast,

    uh ok

    CharlesDarwin,
    @CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

    I wonder how long until Marj ends up in a similar situation? She seems just as classy.

    Remember how MGT was grabbing donnie’s cardboad junk?

    Tick tock…

    DougHolland,
    @DougHolland@lemmy.world avatar

    There are areas of the USA where what Boebert and her man are doing could land them both on the sex offenders’ list for life. She has her hand on der wienerschnitzel, he has his on her boobies, in a crowded theater during a show.

    I’ve done the same, but in the balcony at a movie theater, with no-one else within a dozen rows. Also, I was in my late teens, and not a member of Congress.

    eestileib,

    Wait you’re missing something: she’s a white conservative Christian. Ergo her behavior can not be immoral, QED.

    pete_the_cat,

    There are areas of the USA where what Boebert and her man are doing could land them both on the sex offenders’ list for life.

    You have to admit, that’s a bit extreme. It’s not like she was giving him a BJ in a crowded theater.

    DougHolland,
    @DougHolland@lemmy.world avatar

    Well, it’s kinda like that… :)

    CharlesDarwin,
    @CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

    Were they trying to “groom” children in the area into the heterosexual lifestyle?

    madcaesar,

    Also, I assume, you weren’t at the same time calling gay people scum and condemning everyone else not adhering to some religious purity bullshit sinners that will rot in hell.

    IHaveTwoCows,

    No no, we’ll have none of that!..we must rEsPeCt tHeIr bElIeFs

    ryannathans,

    Grossly overblown, tits were never exposed in footage shown, nor did he get “jerked off”

    Actual fake news

    tsz,

    What would you call it?

    iHUNTcriminals,

    Not when you’re a whiny cunt like her that speaks out about gays and shit.

    Mud faced sludge cunt can eat shit and suffer.

    LillyPip,

    That explains her apology earlier. I thought maybe hell had frozen over when I read she’d apologised, but now it seems she was just trying to get ahead of this (pun not intended).

    snippyfulcrum,
    @snippyfulcrum@lemmy.world avatar

    Leerin’ Boobert

    Agent641,

    Lauren Boobsout

    MargotRobbie,
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    Is this an SNL skit?

    over_clox,

    Don’t insult SNL like that. 😂🤣

    MargotRobbie,
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    Like I said a billion times here: truth is often stranger than fiction.

    over_clox,

    True that.

    With that said, I’m gonna go watch some Ambiguously Gay Duo skits. At least they’re cartoons and don’t expose themselves around kids…

    TheSaneWriter,
    @TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

    It feels like it, but surprisingly enough this is reality. They say truth is often stranger than fiction, and I think the past decade has demonstrated that to everyone.

    CharlesDarwin,
    @CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve had to ask myself that so many times since donnie threw his hat into the ring in 2015…there was a brief period of time when Palin as a choice for VP caused me to do the same, but thankfully, she was kept out of power.

    The “election” of donnie into office has freed the Republicans to be just as awful as they’ve always wanted to be. The mask is fully off now.

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