lowqualityfacts,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I am absolutely floored that I have 25,000 followers after less than a year of being on Mastodon. I would donate a kidney to each and every one of you. Not one of my kidneys obviously, but the sentiment is still just as meaningful.

fbmac,
@fbmac@masto.ai avatar

@lowqualityfacts what do you think of lemmy? I've been testing it recently, I think it's easier to search things there as it's organized in communities that are like reddit subreddits

RoLarenRED57,

@lowqualityfacts

Ironically, turn out to be

No kidney for me, thanks, but the cat might like it.

glennf,
@glennf@twit.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I need a spleen and part of your liver, please.

cmsj,

@glennf @lowqualityfacts if you need a spleen, I suggest checking with my 8 year old daughter. She has recently been saying “I dibs your spleen” to everyone she meets, so I have to assume she has a stockpile of them by now.

canneddirt,

@lowqualityfacts I was just about to call dibs, and then I finished reading the toot. Damn.

lacouvee,
@lacouvee@mastodon.online avatar

@lowqualityfacts congratulations!

condret,

@lowqualityfacts influencer ideology intensifies
MUST GET FOLLOWERS!

NWengrov,

@lowqualityfacts
I would donate a kidney bean to each one of them

rowjimmy,
@rowjimmy@shakedown.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts every follower must give a kidney to the follower in their left.

vriska,
@vriska@lizards.live avatar

@lowqualityfacts think you might be the most followed account I'm aware of and I've been here since 2016 lol that's insane

SNerd,
@SNerd@lor.sh avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Just imagine how more many you’d have if you’d post high quality facts!

Scrambelzini,

@lowqualityfacts Well, if you ever need a kidney you have 25,000 friends to ask! 😂❤

notabird,

@lowqualityfacts I am concerned about your access to kidneys.

quats,

@lowqualityfacts But I wanted a kidney.

otheorange_tag,
@otheorange_tag@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts This new CryptoKidney currency is intreaguing!

nazokiyoubinbou,
@nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts What am I supposed to do with a used kidney?

staringatclouds,
@staringatclouds@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Thanks for the offer, good kidneys are hard to find 👍

ashguy,

@lowqualityfacts I'd go so far as to say more meaningful.

monsoonrains,
@monsoonrains@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Thinly veiled brag about how big your kidney collection is.

pixelpusher220,

@lowqualityfacts I too would donate kid knees.

I don't have any kids but they like candy so are obtainable

Plonkapple,

@lowqualityfacts You got any kidneys from Sydney?

Kyote,
Farah,

@lowqualityfacts aww thanks buddy! Can I fries with mine?

filobus,
@filobus@sociale.network avatar

@lowqualityfacts Billy the Kidney, I'm not Hannibal the Lecturer

flakyfred,

@lowqualityfacts I'm guessing you are not British as not only do you talk in a funny language, but you obviously don't know that all Brits would happily give up the kidney from their Steak & Kidney Pie served to them for school dinner.

tkk13909,
@tkk13909@fosstodon.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts Hold up,, how tf are you following 21,000 people???

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