foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

bad idea:
floppy drive that uses caddies

flyingsaceur,
@flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange avatar

@foone I’m not saying it was a Bernoulli Box… but it was a Bernoulli box

http://brutmanlabs.org/Bernoulli_Box/Bernoulli_Box_A220H.html

ieure,
@ieure@retro.social avatar

@foone So, a 3.5" floppy drive?

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@ieure no, you'd have reusable caddies and keep the discs separately

ieure,
@ieure@retro.social avatar

@foone I've used some that way.

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@ieure same

nebulousmenace,

@foone I assumed there'd be a loading robot and airlock as well. I misunderstood.

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@nebulousmenace no those are good ideas keep talking

nebulousmenace,

@foone "Keep talking" you say like it's rhetorical.

I'm trying to remember some of the other relevant things from the EBES4 ... there was a preheater so adiabatic cooling wouldn't shrink the wafer. Registration crosses.
... I lost a wafer off the stage at one point through user error, but that's only a problem because the stage translated in X and Y.
How high a vacuum do you think we're gonna need for this? Because I have opinions about pumps.

48kRAM,

@foone Bwahahaha

bhockle,

@48kRAM @foone my son is my primary caddy for all things further away than my desktop. Disks, controllers, glasses, he handles all formats and unlike some CD caddies from 90s I have never once lost him or accidentally left him stuck inside a computer I sold.

f4grx,
@f4grx@chaos.social avatar

@48kRAM @foone supermarket caddies that unlock with floppies.

reprapryn,

@foone need the Megazone 23 floppy speed loader

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@reprapryn god, yes.

phuzzykins,
@phuzzykins@jorts.horse avatar

@foone Worse idea: linear magnetic media, but it's an absurdly long rigid stick. A tape made of hard drive platter.

acsawdey,
@acsawdey@fosstodon.org avatar

@foone isn’t a floppy drive that uses caddies just a Zip drive 😉

bizzl,

@foone worse idea: high pressure pneumatic eject.

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@bizzl I've looked into making that, no joke. I've played with some drives that have had seriously over-powered ejects, so obviously I wanted to maximize it for hilarity reasons

eichin,
@eichin@mastodon.mit.edu avatar

@foone
At a place I worked in high school, the 8" drives were on a shelf above the terminal. If you reached up and hit the eject/release button and forgot to put your hand over the opening, the floppy would eject and sail over your head across the room (they were somehow way more aerodynamic than 5¼ disks.)
@bizzl

skeletonkeyed,

@foone extremely cursed thought, thank you

growlph,
@growlph@greywolf.social avatar

@foone ...that load into a floppy jukebox changer

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

instead of having a built-in shell, it's just the raw circle, and you have to fit it into a closable caddy and insert that into the drive instead

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

I should get a tiny remote control forklift and use it to automate loading floppy disks into my computers.

kinsale42,
@kinsale42@mstdn.games avatar

@foone and post videos of it working

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@kinsale42 well obviously

johnefrancis,
@johnefrancis@mastodon.social avatar

@foone only if you add obscure fork-lift errors to the OS. "FL3807 sector read error - improper forklifting"

deraven,

@foone Be careful- computers are tricky. I bought a bunch of little remote control backhoes and excavators, but it turns out “data mining” is not AT ALL what it sounds like. :(

edward,
@edward@social.spheron.one avatar

@foone how about a tape silo, but for floppy disks?

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@edward I already have a floppy chute, created with a combination of 3D printing and laser-cut plastic.

edward,
@edward@social.spheron.one avatar

@foone Neat!

tithonium,

@foone this would help with my “want a drive that autoejects” problem… I’ve got a couple bins full of floppies I want to copy onto my raid…

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@tithonium I've been working on a solution to that kind of problem, using a modified disk duplicator.

tithonium,

@foone oooooh. Uh… let me know when you’re ready to hire it out. ::D

darryl_ramm,
@darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io avatar

@foone If only Google Everyday Robots had though about building robots to do something useful... like shuffling floppy disks.

Luissen,
@Luissen@furry.engineer avatar

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  • foone,
    @foone@digipres.club avatar

    @Luissen the former!

    frandroid,

    @foone You just need a floppy-sized CD-ROM tray

    foone,
    @foone@digipres.club avatar

    @frandroid
    I've got them! For the Sony Data Discman.

    frandroid,

    @foone Yeah but I mean the ones where you just deposit the disc on the tray, the tray retreats back inside and then a rotor lowers to grab the disc's center...

    That for floppies:

    zombierustpunk,
    @zombierustpunk@hachyderm.io avatar

    @foone my earliest computer memories were of junior high students abusing 5 1/4” floppies, so I pretty much always thought of it as an ephemeral media anyway. you may as well store your data on the wings of angels

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