molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

it was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times

DavBot,
@DavBot@nerdculture.de avatar

@molly0xfff
Hehehe.

jamesHaughton,

@molly0xfff
This is about to become the x-most reboosted comment this year. Or ever.

JoeLamport,

@molly0xfff

It was the age of drip drip drip. It was the age of gushing waters.

NoctisEqui,

@molly0xfff

Thanks for LOL!

GatekeepKen,
@GatekeepKen@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff

Maybe this will help..

joepitkin,

@molly0xfff Ah, the unforgettable opener to the classic "A Sale of Two Tiddies." Maybe SBF (and a few other boobish miscreants) will have a chance to say "it is a far, far better thing that I do blah blah blah" at the end.

OldTurk,
@OldTurk@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff congrats on writing the top tweet on mastodon:)

TransitBiker,
@TransitBiker@urbanists.social avatar

@molly0xfff call me Ishmael the expendable frontline essential worker.

optaunix,

@molly0xfff Really? Would you ask Sarah for me if she's done fucking with my life or if there's more that you all want to do? I'm not at all tuned into the "narrative" at this point.

jasonclarke,
@jasonclarke@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff You should sell this as a t-shirt. Best line I’ve heard in ages.

cat_news,
@cat_news@mas.to avatar

@molly0xfff poetry at its finest

SeaTurt1e,

@molly0xfff at least until tomorrow

KanaMauna,
@KanaMauna@sauropods.win avatar

@molly0xfff Stealing this.

Studio_Gal,
@Studio_Gal@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff

I think I love you.

Homoevolutis0,

@molly0xfff Perfect.

secretgeek,
@secretgeek@mastodon.cloud avatar

@molly0xfff do go on… please. We need this.

PeachMcD,
@PeachMcD@union.place avatar

@molly0xfff
🔥🔥💯💯

beige_alert,

@molly0xfff I keep thinking of that little video clip with the graph, the more you fuck around, the more you find out.

aubreyd,

@molly0xfff people often forget about the direct correlation between fucking around and finding out.

(I personally think “Charles Dick Ins” works well.)

CosmicTraveler,
@CosmicTraveler@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff Possibly my favorite toot so far! 🏆🏆🏆 💓💓💓

ShadSterling,

@molly0xfff my brain hears this as being about the climate catastrophe, and the biblical levels of finding out that we’re all in for

SBF is good news tho

Wikisteff,
@Wikisteff@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff I'm certainly hoping for the find outiest of times, Molly. 🙏

PhilSalkie,

@molly0xfff "A Tale of Two Grittys"

CanadianCrone,
@CanadianCrone@mstdn.ca avatar

@molly0xfff You got that right !

Phegan,

@molly0xfff this is an instant classic

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