Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

Happy Saturday, everyone!

thefathippy,
@thefathippy@mastodon.world avatar

@Alice

When I'm not feeling it, I like to play this song by Aussie band, Spiderbait

https://youtu.be/gPgQpE3UleI

sstrader,
@sstrader@masto.ai avatar

@Alice Happy Saturday!!!!!

moldyringwald,

@Alice omg you guys are adorable 🥲

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@moldyringwald Love you, bud!

arisummerland,
@arisummerland@mstdn.social avatar

@Alice you win Mastodon today. I no longer need to scroll. You all are just cute AF! 😍 I hope you had an awesome Saturday.

arose62,
@arose62@aus.social avatar

@Alice

I just learnt about "ipsilateral vaccination", and you two have just invalidated my entire understanding of arm configuration in humans 🤯

DavidNielsen,
@DavidNielsen@mastodon.social avatar
lopta,
@lopta@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice I don't really understand this but I think I approve anyway.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@lopta Just having a good Saturday and hoping everyone else is as well!

noondlyt,
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice Happy Saturnday!

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

I got the entire pool to myself, suckaz!

kerouac666,
@kerouac666@mstdn.social avatar

@Alice You can pee as much you want guilt free now! Lucky!

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@kerouac666 I pee as much as I want whenever I want!

kerouac666,
@kerouac666@mstdn.social avatar

@Alice All pools are Alice’s pools, they just don’t know it yet.

Bobblegagger,
@Bobblegagger@mastodon.world avatar

@Alice Alice McFloaty

DocBohn,
@DocBohn@techhub.social avatar

@Alice Not being able to see the submerged portion of the floaty due to refraction, makes it kinda look like that's some sort of portal.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@DocBohn Oh, true! Good thing that portal’s there because it’s hiding my big ole butt!

platypus,

@Alice
Woohoooo

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

This empty pool is a big deal because my typical hotel pool experience involves me trying to dodge kids cannonballing around me.

sminer,
@sminer@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice How do we know that kid isn’t jumping away from you?

TidalFlats,
@TidalFlats@mastodon.coffee avatar

@Alice
Could be worse

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar
acm_redfox,
@acm_redfox@jawns.club avatar

@Alice oh no, this is a bad sign...

hanbruder,

@Alice Ophelia?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@hanbruder Not sure. She was already dead by the time I found her.

hanbruder,

@Alice sure she was... sure she was...

DXMacGuffin,
@DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club avatar

@Alice

This is the American Girl version of Natalie Wood?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@DXMacGuffin Ohhhhh, rough.

MamasPinkyToe,
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world avatar

@Alice
I can't figure if it would be more funny or more creepy if I said, "More dead doll stuff."

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@MamasPinkyToe Always funny.

noondlyt,
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice Susie Swims not living up to the hype

One Star ⭐️ - Only because she floats

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@noondlyt 😂🎖️

isaiah,

@Alice your cosplay is getting really good. i can hardly tell it’s you.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@isaiah 😂

RogerBW,
@RogerBW@emacs.ch avatar

@Alice "Next time it could be Nicki. Pay up."

LikeItOrLumpIt,
@LikeItOrLumpIt@mstdn.social avatar

@Alice
😭EVERYONE is having more fun than me this summer. Floating so peacefully.

ScottE,
@ScottE@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice You do look fabulous in that picture though.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@ScottE Thank you!!

glasspusher,
@glasspusher@beige.party avatar

@Alice I like your shadow

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@glasspusher Oh, it kind of looks like a big creepy head with blue laser eyes about to eat me.

glasspusher,
@glasspusher@beige.party avatar

@Alice Rorschach Shadow

noondlyt,
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice But you're not twistin'

enoch,

@Alice aww 🥰 y’all are adorable!! ❤️ Happy Saturday You Two!! 🥳🙌

Theosuwb,
@Theosuwb@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice happy Saturday to you as well! 👍😃👋

pattykimura,
@pattykimura@beige.party avatar

@Alice It's just me, but I read the photo (from left to right) wrongly this way: his right arm, his left arm with palm facing weirdly, your missing right arm, your left arm, weird disembodied other hand on your left shoulder. I'd rather take janky arm over surreal creepy unattached hand on your left shoulder.👍

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@pattykimura Oh! I didn’t even notice his hand on my shoulder! SO much weirder when you assume the middle arm is his.

MamasPinkyToe,
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world avatar

@Alice
Pretty sure this is from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody. Nice try, though.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

As mentioned in the comments. I’m fully aware my arm and hand look weird AF in that photo.

The sad part is there’s another photo and my hand STILL looks like janky AI so I guess I’m just a mutant.

mentallyalex,
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

@Alice Ya'll cute AF.

Don't worry, AI arms are totally in this year.

boby_biq,
@boby_biq@toot.community avatar

@mentallyalex @Alice Did you count their fingers tho? :P
(Yes, they’re very cute :D and it took some time for me to figure out what the hell was going on in the middle - with the arms)

DXMacGuffin,
@DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club avatar

@Alice

Can we hear you say "Quaiiiiid......start the reaaaaaactor!"?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@DXMacGuffin I feel like simply looking at that photo would make people hear that in their heads.

WrenArcher,
@WrenArcher@beige.party avatar

@Alice

Janky arm and all still makes me do this… 😊

and the “Totally Awesome” sign on the wall is a very nice touch.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@WrenArcher It really does bring the hotel room together! We stay at this hotel a lot because they have a nice pool but the rooms have the most awful brown walls so we pretty much NEED the banner to liven up the room.

tehabe,
@tehabe@norden.social avatar

@Alice I just see that the person to your right is occupying a lot of space, that makes the photo weird to me but I don't really know you or the other person maybe I'm just wrong

grumpasaurus,
@grumpasaurus@fosstodon.org avatar

@Alice your parents were ai

justafrog,
@justafrog@mstdn.social avatar

@Alice Very disarming picture.

Oh wait, those are his fingers on the shoulder. Faith in arms restored.

glasspusher,
@glasspusher@beige.party avatar

@Alice your arm and hand looked so weird I couldn’t bring myself to say anything. Thanks for breaking the ice

An0n,
@An0n@metalhead.club avatar

@Alice
Are those your every day party decorations?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@An0n 😂 They’re our “vacation decorations.”

https://beige.party/@Alice/110917540788303585

wendinoakland,
@wendinoakland@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice D’awwwww! 😂

wendinoakland,
@wendinoakland@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice But that generated third arm, tasty af!

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@wendinoakland 😂 I knowww. It’s SO weird and I actually made fun of Kev for HIS weird arm/hand until I realized it was MY weird arm/hand.

wendinoakland,
@wendinoakland@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice New fun game, who looks more machine-generated? 🫣

LikeItOrLumpIt,
@LikeItOrLumpIt@mstdn.social avatar

@Alice

Have an AWESOME Saturday you two!

kyleha,
@kyleha@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice Thanks for this good cheer. Halfway through reading the banner, I totally expected the second word to be "awkward."

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@kyleha Oh, shoot. We just bought it on a whim from Party City and it sits in our suitcase waiting to decorate our hotel rooms, but I should definitely look into making a custom TOTALLY AWKWARD banner! Thank you for the idea!

lomanfeusagach,
@lomanfeusagach@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice Happy Saturday to you both also. 🎉 Have an awesome rest of the weekend.

dammitjanet,
@dammitjanet@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice bonkers, the pair of you! Happy Saturday to those who celebrate it

nathanlovestrees,
@nathanlovestrees@disabled.social avatar

@Alice it took me too long to figure out whose arm was in the middle

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@nathanlovestrees Me too! I was just zooming in like WTF? Also, the shadows are making that hand look super grubby and it also looks like whack AI, but I blame it on Kev’s crappy front-facing camera.

grum999,

@Alice Totally awesome!
Happy Saturday too
It's apéro already time here :ablobcatattentionreverse:

gocu54,

@Alice Happy Saturday to you. I hope you're having a great day.

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