arstechnica, 7 months ago Facing 110 years in prison, Sam Bankman-Fried “can’t recall” what he did at FTX SBF reportedly said he couldn't remember over 100 times in cross-examination. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/10/facing-110-years-in-prison-sam-bankman-fried-cant-recall-what-he-did-at-ftx/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
Facing 110 years in prison, Sam Bankman-Fried “can’t recall” what he did at FTX
SBF reportedly said he couldn't remember over 100 times in cross-examination.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/10/facing-110-years-in-prison-sam-bankman-fried-cant-recall-what-he-did-at-ftx/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
mavrides, 7 months ago @arstechnica I almost feel sorry for his ass I almost feel sorry for him too
@arstechnica I almost feel sorry for his ass I almost feel sorry for him too
stillgrinksluen, 7 months ago German @arstechnica He just tried the Olaf Scholz defense. Did not work for him.
@arstechnica He just tried the Olaf Scholz defense. Did not work for him.
bradpatrick, 7 months ago @arstechnica morning toast GIF by Soft & Gentle
@arstechnica
morning toast GIF by Soft & Gentle
cliffco58, 7 months ago @arstechnica : Just another sociopath of the Bernie Madoff sort, ripping people off and riffing on "Don't recall." Constitutionally incapable of honesty.
@arstechnica : Just another sociopath of the Bernie Madoff sort, ripping people off and riffing on "Don't recall." Constitutionally incapable of honesty.
hittitezombie, 7 months ago @arstechnica I hope he remembers every minute of his prison sentence.
@arstechnica I hope he remembers every minute of his prison sentence.
ElSupreme, 7 months ago @arstechnica Hey, I too promptly forget all the fraud I do promptly after doing it. It's like rule 2 of fraud. The first is do more frauds.
Hey, I too promptly forget all the fraud I do promptly after doing it. It's like rule 2 of fraud. The first is do more frauds.
nebula, 7 months ago @arstechnica Snippet of transcript recorded at the cross-examination: “SAM BANKMAN-FRIED: i forgor 💀”
@arstechnica Snippet of transcript recorded at the cross-examination: “SAM BANKMAN-FRIED: i forgor 💀”
SheepZone, 7 months ago @arstechnica I call this the "Alberto Gonzales Defense"
@arstechnica I call this the "Alberto Gonzales Defense"
brennansv, 7 months ago @arstechnica A wunderkind cannot remember what happened less than a year ago? hmm…
@arstechnica A wunderkind cannot remember what happened less than a year ago? hmm…
rayhayes, 7 months ago @arstechnica Probably he doesn't since he wasn't in the office all that much and was busy drinking his client's cash.
@arstechnica Probably he doesn't since he wasn't in the office all that much and was busy drinking his client's cash.
ChemicalEyeGuy, 7 months ago @arstechnica “#Bitcoin (#crypto ) is rat 🐀 poison ☠️ squared.” - Warren Buffett Does rat poison cause memory loss? 🤔 #SBF
@arstechnica “#Bitcoin (#crypto ) is rat 🐀 poison ☠️ squared.” - Warren Buffett
Does rat poison cause memory loss? 🤔 #SBF
mjf_pro, 7 months ago @arstechnica So that works out to around 1 year in the stocks for each time he lied on the stand? Sounds about right.
@arstechnica So that works out to around 1 year in the stocks for each time he lied on the stand? Sounds about right.
NIH_LLAMAS, 7 months ago @arstechnica "All I did was make the coffee!"
@arstechnica "All I did was make the coffee!"
Csosorchid, 7 months ago @arstechnica What does the meat thermometer read?
@arstechnica What does the meat thermometer read?
brendo, 7 months ago @arstechnica That testimony was painful to read. He is very very very VERY screwed.
@arstechnica That testimony was painful to read. He is very very very VERY screwed.
Ten, 7 months ago @arstechnica This article reads like you are reporting on the story from another paper. What kind of hot diarrhea is this?
@arstechnica This article reads like you are reporting on the story from another paper. What kind of hot diarrhea is this?
bonkers, 7 months ago @arstechnica he only remembers pleasant things
@arstechnica he only remembers pleasant things
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