dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Anyone got some eye jokes?

The cornea, the better.

CarringBush2020,

@dgar In Heinz sight, rubbing tomato sauce in my eyes was a mistake

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@CarringBush2020 🤭

hanscees, (edited )

@CarringBush2020 @dgar theres a for that

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@CarringBush2020 @hanscees 😂

xs4me2,
@xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

@hanscees 🤪

DocBohn,
@DocBohn@techhub.social avatar

@dgar Perhaps it's best to avoid wordplay. It's all a bunch of pun and games untl someone loses an i.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@DocBohn 😂

Jakra,
@Jakra@aus.social avatar

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dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Jakra no idea

sdarlington,
@sdarlington@mas.to avatar

@dgar @Jakra What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@sdarlington @Jakra still no idea

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Jakra @sdarlington

What do you call a desexed deer with no eyes and no legs?

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Jakra @sdarlington
Still no fucking idea!

TazPoltorak,
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org avatar

@Jakra @dgar of dear!

nuncio,

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Eetschrijver,
@Eetschrijver@mastodon.social avatar

@nuncio
Oh, cute. I did the very same thing. Only then I remembered I didn't have a false eye.
@dgar

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Eetschrijver @nuncio 😵‍💫

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@nuncio 😅

shaknais,
@shaknais@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

A do-you-think-he-saw-us!

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@shaknais 😂

DavidBruchmann,
@DavidBruchmann@mastodon.world avatar

@dgar
Sometimes my eyes scream!

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@DavidBruchmann ☺️

Fragarach,
@Fragarach@mas.to avatar

@dgar
I see your offer has attracted a number of pupils.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Fragarach 😆

MagentaRocks,
@MagentaRocks@mastodon.coffee avatar

@dgar

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Dude, don’t get cross, you’re on a roll.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@MagentaRocks 🤭

DavidBruchmann,
@DavidBruchmann@mastodon.world avatar

@dgar
didn't expect that eyes cream is offered with so many tastes!

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@DavidBruchmann 😊

revdjenk,
@revdjenk@mstdn.social avatar

@dgar
Iris to the occasion.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@revdjenk 😊

Peternimmo,
@Peternimmo@mastodon.scot avatar

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dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Peternimmo 😉

CharlieInReans,

@dgar put a lid on it.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@CharlieInReans 😏

jaycee,
@jaycee@toot.community avatar

@dgar aye aye skipper! ⚓️⛵️

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@jaycee ⛵️🫡

Subumbral,
@Subumbral@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@dgar I don't go in for that kind of vitreous humor

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Subumbral 🥹

Space6host,

@dgar You peeps are really on a tear... 🤩

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Space6host 😁

SteveClough,
@SteveClough@metalhead.club avatar

@dgar You may have touched an optical nerve there.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@SteveClough 😅

Workshopshed,
@Workshopshed@mastodon.scot avatar

@dgar what do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

DoYouThinkHeSawUs

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Workshopshed 😄

accretionist,
@accretionist@techhub.social avatar

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dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@accretionist 🤓

tanweerdar,

@dgar Kip a lid on it, will ya?

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@tanweerdar 😆

chestas,
@chestas@aus.social avatar

@dgar

The eye was found guilty.
.
The punishment will be lashes

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@chestas 🤣

Qbitzerre,
@Qbitzerre@unbound.social avatar

@chestas @dgar at least the defendant won't have to endure browbeating.

arose62,
@arose62@aus.social avatar

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dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@arose62 😅

dilmandila,
@dilmandila@mograph.social avatar

@dgar I'm a pupil of comedy, but I can't see any funny in these jokes

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@dilmandila 🥹

unixsh_it,

@dilmandila @dgar you had the wrong teachers cuz these guys just pretty hilarious

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@dilmandila @unixsh_it … pupil… can’t see … 🥹

dilmandila,
@dilmandila@mograph.social avatar

@unixsh_it @dgar my teachers had very dark eye shadow and so we pupils couldn't see well

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@unixsh_it @dilmandila 🤩

leighbooker,
@leighbooker@toot.community avatar

@dgar Before anyone else does it - What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@leighbooker 😄

stuartl,
@stuartl@longlandclan.id.au avatar

@dgar At least we're not making fun of optical correction devices.

I'm not one for making a spectacle of myself.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@stuartl 🥸

static,
@static@aus.social avatar

@dgar Just don't myopically focus on just one body part. There is so much more of the body to see, after all, though it does depend on how you look at it all. :-)

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@static 😁

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