Lundemo, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr @twotone Florida teen slays large man with a slingshot

DanadasGrau, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr There may be something to this:

maddad, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr

Florida Man swallowed whole by giant alligator, Says he lived in it's stomach for 40 days before escaping while it slept.

deadsuperhero, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr "We'll march around the city, blow horns, and yell," Florida Man Explains Strategy for City Invasion

GregStolze, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida Man Rubs Spit In Blind Man's Face

skjeggtroll, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr

"Florida Man lost for four decades: 'Took wrong turn at Albuquerque'"

"Florida Man spent night in lions' enclosure."

"Florida Man attacks local business-owners with whip"

"Florida Man goes on violent rampage with club made of donkey bones. Hundreds dead."

"Florida Man feared lost at sea reemerges. Claims swallowed by whale."

"Florida Man celebrates 969th birthday."

johnefrancis, 6 months ago

@skjeggtroll @RickiTarr those sound like Bugs Bunny episodes, except the donkey bones and 969th birthday.

amiserabilist, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr

Florida Man

-embodies every one of the Seven Deadly Sins

-For many deceivers have gone out into the world, those who do not confess the coming of Jesus Christ in the flesh. Such a one is the deceiver and the antichrist.

-they have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them: they have made them a molten calf, and have worshiped it, and have sacrificed thereunto, and said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which have brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

Caiotekit, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida Man claims to have been born of a virgin.

RickiTarr, 6 months ago

@Caiotekit Says He is The Savior of the World

YakyuNightOwl, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida man now faces crucifixion for feeding the needy and healing the sick.

RickiTarr, 6 months ago

@YakyuNightOwl It's a Capitalist story

rudiev, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida Man claims God spoke to him from burning shrubbery

RickiTarr, 6 months ago

@rudiev YES!

Fragarach, 6 months ago

@rudiev @RickiTarr
Florida man submits dissertation, "On spontaneous dendritoform combustion in air"

nikki, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida man found with collection of 200 foreskins

seanhoyer, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr "Shrugging off wrongful death sentence and release of criminal, Florida governor blames townspeople"

#FloridaManBible #floridaman #Florida #HashtagGames

fgcallari, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida man tragically crushed to death in botched demolition of First Philistine Church.

rupert, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida man given $2.5 million by boss fired for not investing it in crypto like his snitch co-workers.

teleneko, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr
Florida Man Sought For Questioning After Allegedly Overturning Tables, Scattering Chips During Anti-capitalist Rant at Local Church Bingo Night

lemongin, 6 months ago

@teleneko @RickiTarr

I thought this was a response to Ricki's question about three bands headlining your own personal music festival. I was all "that only looks like two bands, but I'd check it out."

michaelgemar, 6 months ago

@lemongin @teleneko @RickiTarr I saw Scattering Chips open for the Dayglo Abortions in 1989...

seanhoyer, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr cc: @hashtaggames

#FloridaManBible #HashtagGames

seanhoyer, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr "Florida man tells friends to quit jobs, take up fishing."

#FloridaManBible

mike, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida man says “god” told him to murder his son then said “ha-ha, just kidding” at the last second.

baronvonj, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr
Florida Man's wife reduced to a pillar of meth by local authorities after a weekend bender.

friesen5000, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr #FloridaMan finds donkey bone, goes on killing spree

Florida man stabs over-weight neighbor, loses knife in belly rolls

michaelgemar, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida Man Has Blindness Cure: Spit and Dirt!

odessa, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida Man Claims He Survived Inside Whale's Stomach for 3 Days

PlayAllTheThings, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida Man convinced world is going to end - lives in cave, impregnates daughters.

sezduck, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr Florida Man Donates Rib to Local Woman

privvcy, 6 months ago

@RickiTarr @AmishSuperModel
Florida Man cuts hair, now tied up with finishing two pillars at the temple.