RunRichRun, to Florida
@RunRichRun@mastodon.social avatar
Nonya_Bidniss, to random
@Nonya_Bidniss@mas.to avatar

This damn fool. He's the reason #SPACECOM didn't come. He and his theocratic crusade against women's rights. He can go to hell. #Tuberville #military https://www.waff.com/2024/04/29/sen-tuberville-still-fighting-space-command-be-huntsville/

jadugar63,
@jadugar63@mastodon.social avatar

@Nonya_Bidniss
Yeah that’s coz #Tuberville is a #FloridaMan.

genecowan, to random
@genecowan@mastodon.social avatar
WecanbeGyros, to random
@WecanbeGyros@mstdn.social avatar


"While family and friends distributed posters of a missing Party of Florida executive director last week, he was holed up in a , where authorities say he trashed his room.
."

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2024/04/09/missing-florida-gop-leader-trashed-hotel-room-while-family-searched-him/

Some_Emo_Chick, to Michigan
@Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social avatar
GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Not a modern day Jesus?

What a racist, vile POS.

Via Kyle Cheney:

says on Truth Social that it would me “my great honor” to go to jail for violating Judge Merchan’s gag order and that it will make him a “modern day Nelson Mandela.”

spocko,
@spocko@mastodon.online avatar

@GottaLaff
Trump is comparing himself to Mandela AND Capone. Instead of spreading those comparisons, let's compare him to Alan McCarthy Jr., who threatened a judge & is now serving 20 years in prison.

"A foul-mouthed Florida man who threatened to kill a judge was sentenced to 20 years in prison – and an additional 10 days for a series of expletive-laced outbursts that nearly led to his mouth being duct-taped shut in court."
https://nypost.com/2018/09/28/cursing-screaming-convict-sentenced-to-20-years-for-threatening-judge/

jann, to Disney
@jann@twit.social avatar

Trash can is probably just where he belongs…

sues , claims ferry crashed into dock, sent him falling into trash can - Fox Business
https://apple.news/AOMBJ6XXYRf2DZZR7calbcQ

CWilbur, to random
@CWilbur@sfba.social avatar

Seems there’s no great concept or idea that promotion and institutionalization can’t ruin. Take, for instance:

rcpierce, to Florida
@rcpierce@mastodon.online avatar

Come on everyone and join me in making fun of yet again. Moron legislator Jason Shoaf seeks to protect us from fictional home invasion bears, and make it easier to kill them. Not all bears though, just crack bears:

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/05/florida-bears-crack-jason-shoaf

bloodravenlib, to random
@bloodravenlib@mas.to avatar

Today's story. Apparently the honorable legislator saw "Cocaine Bear." Sir, it is a movie, not a documentary.

>Florida state congressman wants looser hunting laws to shoot dangerous bears "that are on crack" https://boingboing.net/2024/02/05/politician-warns-of-bears-on-c.html

(c)

NickGates, to random
@NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

If my son were a Star Trek character, he'd be Trip Tucker

realTuckFrumper, to random
@realTuckFrumper@mastodon.social avatar
cat_static,
@cat_static@mastodon.social avatar
BigAngBlack, to Florida
@BigAngBlack@fosstodon.org avatar

‘This is wild’: plays guitar during brain surgery to remove tumor | | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/22/florida-man-play-guitar-brain-surgery

> Guitarist Christian Nolen plays the and on doctors’ instructions while undergoing awake craniotomy

JoshuaHolland, to random
@JoshuaHolland@mastodon.social avatar

Never back down until you run out of money and have to prostrate yourself before the fascist game show host who handed you a humiliating defeat.

https://apnews.com/article/ron-desantis-250c8ed4b49843350e258f0c2754c8ba

BigAngBlack, to random
@BigAngBlack@fosstodon.org avatar

Jan6 ft FloridaMan
the collaboration of the century

who assaulted police in January 6 riots given five-year sentence | US Capitol attack--> | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/18/florida-man-proud-boys-prison-capitol-riots

> Kenneth Bonawitz, a member of the group, was described as one of the most violent rioters by prosecutors

shansterable, to Canada
@shansterable@c.im avatar

Florida fascist Republican death-cult governor Ron DeathSantis approves plan to import cheaper pharmaceutical drugs from country with price-regulated, woke, pinko-commie universal healthcare, but refuses woke, pinko-commie federal healthcare subsidies (Medicaid) to cover low-income Floridians.

US big pharma responds with warning: If your fascist, healthcare-denying US state imports the identical drugs we sell for less to different country with price-regulated, woke, pinko-commie universal healthcare, these drugs will “pose a serious danger to public health.”

Hypocrisy much?

Florida becomes first state allowed to import prescription drugs from Canada
https://www.benefitspro.com/2024/01/11/florida-becomes-first-state-allowed-to-import-prescription-drugs-from-canada/

minioctt, (edited ) to Meme Italian
Litzz11, to random
@Litzz11@mastodon.world avatar

sets house on fire after shooting deputy, stealing cigarettes. Tells deputies to call President Biden because Biden will pardon him.

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/deltona-standoff-after-florida-deputy-shot

mmiasma, to random
@mmiasma@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Contagions.

I didn't realize you could catch a case of "Florida Man"

Evidence suggests (well, this story anyway) that we should wash our hands, mask up and practice social distancing while visiting Florida.

And by "social distancing" I mean come no closer than Georgia.

'Drunk' tourist Anthony Lessa sexually molests a manatee statue outside a Florida restaurant when staff told him to leave after he threw FRIED alligator pieces inside eatery

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12862299/Anthony-Lessa-Bar-drunk-statue-molest-alligator.html

tcely, to random
@tcely@fosstodon.org avatar

It sure does look like it is always Republicans out there actually committing sexual crimes, when the very same party is so quick to accuse their opponents of the same thing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sgq9rxF7L88

Alternative 🔗:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=sgq9rxF7L88
https://piped.video/watch?v=sgq9rxF7L88



MHowell, (edited ) to Argentina
@MHowell@kolektiva.social avatar

Should be interesting to see how Competent Administration vs Competent Man plays out in

"The Reaganite insistence that governments are, by their very nature, incompetent and malign ("The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I’m from the government, and I’m here to help'"), means that conservatives deny the possibility of a Competent Administration."

"When conservatives take office and proceed to bungle the most basic elements of administration, they're fulfilling their own campaign narrative, which starts with "We must dismantle the government because it is bad at everything." Conservatives who govern badly prove their own point, which explains a lot about the UK Tory Party's long run of governmental failure and electoral success:"

https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic/111460668034053294

@pluralistic

maddad, to random
@maddad@mastodon.world avatar

Don’t roll Tuberville, GOP senator warns party leaders💩

How did it come to pass that some dimwit like Tuberville gained the power to interfere with our military.
The world is in a dangerous place, and we need our military fully functional right now.

is a 💩

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4297825-dont-roll-tuberville-gop-senator-warns-party-leaders/

BohemianPeasant,
@BohemianPeasant@mas.to avatar

@maddad
TIL - doesn’t even live in . He lives in . He’s actually a .

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

One of my friends pointed out that Bible stories sound exactly like Florida Man Headlines!

Example:

Florida Man Starts Building Ark, Says God Is Going Flood The Whole Earth

PLEASE, add your own Florida Man Bible Headlines for everyone's amusement!

Okanogen,
@Okanogen@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr
When questioned by authorities and accusd by three eyewitnesses, claims "I don't even know him" about arrested best friend.

friesen5000,
@friesen5000@mstdn.ca avatar

@RickiTarr finds donkey bone, goes on killing spree

Florida man stabs over-weight neighbor, loses knife in belly rolls

seanhoyer,
@seanhoyer@masto.ai avatar

@RickiTarr "Shrugging off wrongful death sentence and release of criminal, Florida governor blames townspeople"

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