Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night
@dgar • I have no money
• I don't have time to make friends now that I am an adult
• I never travel and I still have crippling debt
• My life's influence on this planet is immeasurably insignificant
• I've had the same job for 15 years+ and I still don't know what I'm doing
• I can't even fantasize about 8 hours of sleep
@dgar now the question is, is it a ploy by rich people to get everyone else to flee into the fantasy world.
Or is it an anarchist movement to get everyone to see the nice things and train to revolt against the rich idiots.
@dgar you win the internet. This is single handedly the best observation you have ever written. Favorited, boosted, bookmarked, and now I have come back to comment on it. Instead of struggling to have an acceptable life, I am just going to start role playing one, because gaming is something I know I am good at.
@Urban_Hermit
Thank you, but I didn’t write this. Sorry I don’t know who the original author is.
It’s also makes me a little sad at how popular this toot is, because these things really shouldn’t be complete fantasy.
@dgar One thing you should take away from D&D is that you can not use all your abilities if you don't get a full rest. This is true in the real world too.
@dgar the last one hit hard.
Except I realized I always played Elf.
I guess I doomed myself to 4h transes per night instead of 8h restful nights. 🤣🧝♂️
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