samhainnight, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr Because my life's been a square peg in a round hole.

jeff, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr

Why am I like this? For when they film my biography it will pull good ratings on the History Channel.

tallawk, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr
Food coloring and refined sugar.

fmhilton, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr Because it's my DUTY!

Basmitharts, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr Given my age....adolescent lead poisoning probably.

MarkAsser, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr Cost-cutting at the factory.

garyrogers, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr Have you met me?

RickiTarr, 5 months ago

@garyrogers No

rupert, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr Not giving you my supervillain origin story without the movie option money up front.

cpm, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr
couldn't be any other way
tried
a lot

Chigaze, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr Evolution is a recipe for imperfection.

JustFrank, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr
There you go sounding just like my wife 😂

RickiTarr, 5 months ago

@JustFrank Honey?

Laukidh, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr undiagnosed developmental disorders and a lack of proper explanation of fundamentals by adults

irenes, 5 months ago

@Laukidh @RickiTarr oh goddess the whole thing where neurotypicals have all this tacit knowledge about social stuff, stuff they know but don't know they know ><

KatyKnits, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr the technician in the lab read the instructions wrong.

jimbush, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr I read too much Mad Magazine in the 70s.

RickiTarr, 5 months ago

@jimbush WHY SO SERIOUS

jimbush, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr
I take my duty to provide Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions very seriously. Upholding the legacy of comic genius Al Jaffe is damn hard work.

skydog, 5 months ago

@jimbush @RickiTarr

We were holding up our end, in pilot training!

skydog, 5 months ago

@jimbush @RickiTarr

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MichaelPorter, 5 months ago

@jimbush @RickiTarr Too much? Or just the right amount?
(btw, me too 😄)

GreenRoc, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr I was born.

argv_minus_one, 5 months ago

@GreenRoc

“This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Kidding, of course. 😁

@RickiTarr

Sir_Osis_of_Liver, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr

Multiple concussions?

chad, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr combination of genes, upbringing, and general circumstance

wendinoakland, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr The more I am, the better I feel?

belghast, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr anxiety, lack of self esteem, growing up in a tiny small minded town, latching onto escapism in many forms as a coping mechanism, the generational trauma of not expecting to actually be an adult before the world ended in a nuclear pyre... then sorta faking it when that didn't happen

RacerX, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr cajones the size of church bells

TheJen, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr We're gonna need several bottles of wine, a lot of weed, and about a week to get through all of that. ;)

CatDragon, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr books. Lots and lots of books. Also gin.

YakyuNightOwl, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr Environmental factors.

juggles, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr family and religious trauma, abusive job situations, and nobody knew we were all autistic until recently

mykl, 5 months ago

@RickiTarr Bitten by a radioactive sloth.