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JustFrank

@JustFrank@mas.to

I'm Frank, daring recliner pilot. Tired and retired. Don't mistake my childishness for immaturity or vice versa, I am proudly both. I like humor, politics, music. I'll swap jokes, boost toots and follow people. I just won't argue with you. Life's too short for that nonsense. #Humor #Music #Antiracist #Kindness #PositiveMindset #MentalHealthIsHealth

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RickiTarr, to random
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You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

JustFrank,
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@RickiTarr
Honey nut Cheerios bee. Honey nut,
'nuff said.

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@JustFrank 👋

JustFrank,
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@DemocracySpot
👋🤟

JustFrank, to random
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Just as soon as I finished mowing my yard, it rained steadily for a little over two hours. Nature's way of letting me know who's in charge.

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Any chance these solar storms could cause any of us to mutate, because I'm all in on the idea of mutating.

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Good morning. Please send donuts and be kind to yourself and each other.

JustFrank, to random
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Get out of the habit of saying I'm sorry when you've done nothing wrong.

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@JustFrank Because I love your profile pics so much, I'll tell you a story:

When I was much much younger, I saw Groucho sitting in an aisle seat at a movie theater. I approached him, told him I knew he hates when people approach him, but I just had to tell him that I loved him.

He said, "Well I love you too." and he kissed me smack on the mouth.

JustFrank,
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@GottaLaff
Love that. My love of him is inherited from my father's love for him.

JustFrank, to random
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My wife just introduced me to someone by saying " This is my husband, Frank. I'd like to apologize in advance."

JustFrank,
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@thepoliticalcat
😂 True

JustFrank, to random
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Just finished my morning run, to the bathroom and back to the bed.

JustFrank, to random
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People need your kindness more than they need your opinion, that's a fact not an opinion.

JustFrank, to random
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My right foot is hurting. We went for a ride, my wife drove and I think I over did it stomping on the imaginary brake pedal.

JustFrank, to random
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You never know how long your words will stay in someone's mind even long after you've forgotten you spoke them.
Be kind

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I believe that you can trace a lot of this back to the moment the beanie baby market crashed.

JustFrank, to random
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Once upon a time someone pushed the button that said DO NOT PUSH, that's my theory.

JustFrank, to random
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It's not that nothing seems normal anymore as much as it never seemed normal to start with.

JustFrank, to random
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Just a little reminder, you don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.

JustFrank, to random
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Took a nap, woke up, went outside and it was 90⁰ outside. Scared the crap out of me, I thought I'd slept through the rest of Spring.

JustFrank, to random
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My doctor said that I should consider eating smaller portions, so I switched from eating a whole pizza to eating a whole bag of pizza rolls.

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Ever get so high you start clapping two wet pieces of romaine together like seal flippers and get a little too lost in the moment?

JustFrank,
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@the_etrain
No, but now I have set a goal to work on.

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🎶 She blinded me with psyops

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Have you tried eating nachos about it?

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Me, just about to go to sleep.
Voice in my head: There's a lot of heavy shit going on right now, let's review.

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I'm old enough to know better, I'm also old enough that I can't remember about what.

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I am my inner child, the exterior has just aged poorly.

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