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jeff

@jeff@soapbox.hackdefendr.com

A seasoned Cyber Security Analyst, excels in blue team operations and cyber defense strategies. With two decades of experience in the field, he specializes in threat detection, incident response, and network security.

Expertise lies in designing robust defense mechanisms and conducting thorough vulnerability assessments to safeguard digital assets. His proactive approach and deep understanding of cyber threats have been pivotal in fortifying the security posture of his current employer.

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danieldurrans, to Eurovision
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Where can I get a fuzzy windows t-shirt? Asking for a friend.

jeff,
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TonyStark, to random
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I’ve said this before but apparently it hasn’t sunk in but if you say “Biden has lost my vote”, don’t expect anyone to listen to you or be surprised he’s not out gunning for it. The election is 6 months out. If there’s no way you’re voting for him, nobody fucking cares what you want.

You can enjoy likely a 7-2 or 8-1 conservative SCOTUS that will be grinding down our rights for the next generation or three. Enjoy that.

jeff,
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@TonyStark

And may I add one small comment, "If you've already decided to vote against Biden, then, from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourselves!"

It will be your fault what happens next. I will make sure you remember this forever.

All because you got your news from someplace other than an actual news site (cough social media cough) and your unchecked emotions took over creating a false narrative to the levels where you are making a life impacting decision based off those "feelings".

jeff,
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@Pineywoozle

Geez. Those idiots need to educate themselves on what and who they are protesting. They think Trump will just be another bad President. They don't understand what comes next for a lot of people in this country if Trump wins.

They think the death in is bad, just wait until that same death toll comes here to the U.S.A. (The U stands for Untied in this case).

@TonyStark

emmreef, to random
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So what's with the bear/woman thing I keep seeing?

jeff,
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@thepoliticalcat @emmreef

That's because some kinds of bears are not attracted to women.

jeff,
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@thepoliticalcat @emmreef

I would say that, yes. Except for "Paul" - That bear that supposedly can write using both paws. He would probably try.

jeff, to infosec
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Yo , , and anyone else:

Have you heard of the Fediverse Effect DDoS?

https://news.itsfoss.com/mastodon-link-problem/

ai6yr, to random

Anyone need a water cooled supercomputer? Maybe put it in your villain's lair? https://gsaauctions.gov/auctions/preview/282996

jeff,
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@ai6yr did you see the bidding price on it?

jeff,
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@ai6yr quick, go bid $50,001

jeff, to random
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Ya know...

I have been smok`n weed in a legal state now for a few years. Growing up I was warned that pot is a gateway drug leading to harder drugs.

My question is, "When do I reach this gateway?", because I just don't have the desire to get any higher than what weed does. So I think all those anti-pot campaigns are flat out lying.

There's your conspiracy right there.

TonyStark, to random
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I’ve seen quite a few remarks lately that claim that any and all protests are worthy and one cannot ever criticize the form or fashion of a protest. That’s a bizarre and definitely wrong claim.

Really, nobody with an internet connection should need an example, but I can provide a few if necessary.

jeff,
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@TonyStark

I agree Tony.

Here is one example that really burns me.

The completely misguided pro-Palestinian protests happening all over the country. The protests are stopping traffic at airports and other major locations.

These protestors are crying "FOR" the terrorists and they are so uneducated about history that they get mad and start threatening people like me who speak the truth.

Present Day: is governed by , a terrorist government; they were legitimately elected by the people with ~41% of the votes.

But do you think they care about the facts. Nope, all they see are gruesome images online and then get emotional over the wrong things and start screaming when there is none.

Palestine attacked first and you people are blaming for defending themselves.

The bottom line is, know the history before you protest.

jeff, to random
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So?

Does everyone remember ?

Welp!?

It happened again, but this time on the user side of the house. LastPass users targeted by attackers.

VISHING: the fraudulent practice of making phone calls or leaving voice messages purporting to be from reputable companies in order to induce individuals to reveal personal information, such as bank details and credit card numbers.

https://www.helpnetsecurity.com/2024/04/19/lastpass-vishing/

jeff, to geopolitics
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Look! The is just fine. IN fact, it is better than fine. All because of Joe Biden's policies.

You fucking young voters and you fucking undecided voters need to mature up, read some actual news, and go back to study history. If Trump wins, what comes next will be your fault.

You are blaming Joe Biden for imaginary things that are just not real. All based on your unchecked emotions that you just can't seem to get control of.

If you vote for anyone other than Biden/Harris, you are voting for Trump. Period. End of post.

TonyStark, to Arizona
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Voters in these states have primary elections today. Please go vote if you live in one of these states and haven’t voted yet.

VOTE411:
http://www.vote411.org/

jeff,
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@TonyStark I VOTED

bifouba, to palestine
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Let's be clear on what it means that a famine in the technical sense is imminent for 1.1 million people in Gaza according to the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC).

One of the criteria is 2 deaths per 10,000 people from outright starvation or the interaction of malnutrition and disease... PER DAY.

The people who understand this stuff are saying that a situation is imminent where there are AT LEAST 200 starvation deaths every day.

@palestine #Gaza #famine #genocide

jeff,
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@bifouba @palestine

When the Palestinian people denounce as their ruling government then the death will stop.

Stop throwing the word genocide around, this is not genocide. It is war. A war going on since 1948 that was started by Palestine.

Stop feeling sorry for terrorists.

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@Beeks @bifouba @palestine

Their children are raised to hate. Those children you are crying for would not shed a single tear for you in return.

Israel has a right to defend themselves against terrorists.

jeff,
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@cwtshycwtsh @Beeks @bifouba @palestine

Get the fuck off my social media you terrorist sympathizing twat.

jeff,
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@FloydyStu

Nah Stu ... you need to read the history. Here I even bookmarked it for ya.

https://history.state.gov/milestones/1945-1952/arab-israeli-war

Palestine + Arabs attacks Israel first and have been a terrorist threat ever since. For fucks sake HAMAS is the elected government for Palestine. HAMAS are terrorists. GET IT?

@Beeks @bifouba @palestine

jeff,
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@kinetic

I dare you.

I FUCKING DARE YOU.

Say that to my face.

@bifouba @palestine

jeff,
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@kinetic

Go fuck yourself then read some actual fucking history ya dumb fuck.

@rtp @bifouba @palestine @Beeks

jeff,
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@kinetic

Come find me PLEASE. I absolutely dare you.

I so wish you would, I would beat you until the last bubble of air trickled from your lungs.

@bifouba @palestine

jeff,
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@kinetic

Those children would just as soon kill you and then spit on your corpse and here you are crying for their spilled blood.

@rtp @bifouba @palestine @Beeks

jeff,
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@kinetic

Please find me. I want nothing more than to show you just how lungs don't work when a foot is stomping them repeatedly.

@bifouba @palestine

jeff,
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@kinetic

Fucking child. Throwing words around like nazi, and genocide. Pick up a book you fucking muppet and learn some history.

@rtp @bifouba @palestine @Beeks

jeff,
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@kinetic

Keyboard terrorist is all you are. You wouldn't last a second against me face to face.

@bifouba @palestine

RickiTarr, to random
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What's a good movie to watch with your Mom?

jeff,
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@RickiTarr

How old is Mom and does she like Bruce Willis?

RED
RED 2

Two of Bruce Willis` best.

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