mcc,
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A good "puzzle" for a point and click adventure game would be that in order to get something or do something you have to send someone a fax, and this touches off a multi-hour quest to find the one remaining fax machine in your city and be allowed to use it

misty,
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lazerwalker,
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@mcc Did you ever play Bureaucracy? It's the Infocom game Douglas Adams made other than Hitchhiker's Guide, the overarching goal of the game is to get the bank to register the change of address form that you fill out in the first 30 seconds

grrrr_shark,
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@lazerwalker @mcc It was an EXCELLENT game :)

arancaytar,

@mcc this feels like something from an old Infocom text adventure

ChateauErin,
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@mcc when you find it, it turns out

  • it won't send outgoing faxes if it's out of ink
  • it is out of ink because of fax spam (which is why I unplugged my office's fax machine in...2017? 2018? and once watched someone try and fail to use it without offering to plug it back in)
  • now where do you get the ink
c0dec0dec0de,
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“You stand before a massive plinth of beige plastic. Sacrifices may have been made here to appease strange beings.”
“You feed the machine the toner and the error messages fades away over the course of a few seconds, only to be replaced with another: ‘No telephony connection’ and a small plug you haven’t seen for a long time. Where the hell are you going to get an RJ-24 connector?”
@ChateauErin @mcc

keen456,

@ChateauErin @mcc Also, let's not forget the "toxic waste" that is the transfer ribbon, unless you have a modern enough version that uses inkjet or laser. Whole lotta "fun" trying to securely dispose of that.

mathew,

@mcc And before you can send the fax, you have to find a working printer.

mcc,
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PsySal,
@PsySal@mastodon.social avatar

@mcc @mathew i own a behemoth hp laser jet and i will never give it up it is invincible hardware. we need to replace toner though. second time in 15ish years.

weilawei,
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@mcc @mathew And it will be an HP LaserJet printing one page per thousand years, but still working.

c0dec0dec0de,
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Humans no longer perceive color in the same way, but holy treks are made to procure cyan ink despite all print jobs being done in black and white. @weilawei @mcc @mathew

chriscunningham,
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@mcc my new year's resolution is to figure out how to get my HP M283fdw (the f is for fax) to actually send one

my real-life example of this one is my first ever ecommerce transaction (on the long-departed QXL) where upon winning an auction I was confronted by the horror of needing either a credit card or a chequebook, neither of which I had ever even seen

tomalleycat,

@mcc Sounds like something that might be refactored in a contemporary release of Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders.

pencilears,
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@mcc literally any law office or related establishment. They all run on faxes.

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@pencilears what if the law office is the one I'm trying to send the fax to :O

pablor,
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@mcc Hint: doctor’s offices, but you have to get it approved by your health insurance company first. Good luck!

mcc,
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@pablor (Nice avatar btw)

sargoth,
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@mcc there was a sequel to Baba Is You, about filling in a tax form

it sounds fake but it isn't, somehow

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