ned, 
So I said, "What the entire fuck".
That implies the existence of fractional fucks. It's better to say, "what the absolute fuck".
That would imply the existence of positive and negative fucks.
How about "what the actual fuck"?
That depends if you'd consider the possibility of imaginary fucks.
One must therefore conclude fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave the bar.
