Lana,
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Adults should be allowed to introduce ourselves to strangers like 5-year-olds do.

"Hi, I'm Lana. I'm 46 and a half. Do you have any friends? I like coffee and late-19th century Parisian classical music. You are really bald."

ligniform,

@Lana we need to bring back asking people what their favorite dinosaurs are

menelion,
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@Lana Definitely!!

davep,

@Lana That is awesome 😅

PaddyHatchet,
@PaddyHatchet@dice.camp avatar

@Lana I've taken to using "what's your favourite dinosaur?" as an icebreaker. To my mild surprise everyone had had one.

kristinHenry,
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@PaddyHatchet @Lana I would have a hard time choosing a single favorite dinosaur....there are so many that I adore!

badrihippo,
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@PaddyHatchet @Lana it used to be the Patagonykus puertai because when I first learnt about it, it was the same height as I was (4ft)

PaddyHatchet,
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@badrihippo @Lana
... do we need to find another that matches your current height?

badrihippo,
@badrihippo@fosstodon.org avatar

@PaddyHatchet @Lana heh, maybe. I like Chasmosaurus and Parasaurolophus though 😉

azonenberg,
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange avatar

@Lana Reminds me of a story one of my brothers wrote when we were kids.

He included an "about the author" section at the end which read "lives in [city], NJ with his mother, his two brothers, and his father (who is bald)."

No other descriptive information about what any of the rest of the family looked like.

mansr,
@mansr@society.oftrolls.com avatar

@Lana You just described dating apps.

Lana,
@Lana@beige.party avatar

@mansr well that explains why I was never good at dating apps.

mansr,
@mansr@society.oftrolls.com avatar

@Lana I don't think anyone is.

passenger,
@passenger@kolektiva.social avatar

@mansr @Lana

People who are good at dating apps quickly leave dating apps.

mansr,
@mansr@society.oftrolls.com avatar

@passenger @Lana People who value their sanity quickly leave dating apps.

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