Alice, 3 months ago

Gentlemen booty callers

miclgael, 3 months ago

@Alice Hi Alice, could you please put me through to booty?
Yes, I'll hold.

Alice, 3 months ago

@miclgael "Thank you for your patience. Booty is currently serving other customers at the moment."

Alice, 3 months ago

I prefer booty texts over booty calls.

the_etrain, 3 months ago

@Alice
Booty singing telegram.

Alice, 3 months ago

@the_etrain I heard it's your birthday!
You turned 42!
I heard it's your birthday!
So I will bang you!

the_etrain, 3 months ago

@Alice
🤣🤣🤣

wleisner, 3 months ago

@Alice This booty call could have been a booty email.

jprestonian, 3 months ago

@Alice
So, first I text your dad...

Alice, 3 months ago

@jprestonian Gotta call my dad first. Texting is after the phone screen with my dad.

jprestonian, 3 months ago

@Alice
I'm probably older than your dad. We could talk about hip replacement strategies.

Alice, 3 months ago

@jprestonian You know what? If you end up having more in common with my dad than you do with me and you two hit it off, more power to you!

misc, 3 months ago

@Alice how about a booty toot?

Gogs, 3 months ago

@Alice If they really mean business: booty fax.

Alice, 3 months ago

@Gogs This is good! You're not twerking hard enough unless it makes the sound of a fax machine.

Gogs, 3 months ago

@Alice The classic story - seduced by the mellifluous music of the modem.

Alice, 3 months ago

Your booty call is very important to us.

emmreef, 3 months ago

@Alice

For a booty call in English, press 1

para una llamada de botín en español, presione 2

jprestonian, 3 months ago

@Alice
This is after that whole Dad interview process.

Alice, 3 months ago

@jprestonian Please feel free to reach out to my father:

1 (332) 220-1940

amiserabilist, 3 months ago

@Alice

Alice, 3 months ago

@amiserabilist Don’t leave me on read, babe.