timClicks,
@timClicks@mastodon.nz avatar

Difficult for a job ad to have a red flag in every sentence, but not impossible apparently.

projectgus,
@projectgus@aus.social avatar

@timClicks wow, that's legitimately indistinguishable from satire

SuperMoosie,
@SuperMoosie@mastodon.au avatar

@timClicks

So anyone know what this new #1 app* is I am meant to download and use more than tiktok/insta?

*Not available on android

timClicks,
@timClicks@mastodon.nz avatar

@SuperMoosie Phototeca

daggerfall,

@timClicks I raise you this.

timClicks,
@timClicks@mastodon.nz avatar
loke,
@loke@functional.cafe avatar

@timClicks Apparently the company is named Phototeca.

rep_of_a,
@rep_of_a@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@timClicks I once got sent a job description that was like. C++ for the first line. Then every other point was some reworded ‘do as you are told’ the recruiter tried very hard to convince me they were lovely people.

kureta,

I love the sharp c language

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

www.phototeca.co

looking great so far guys

timrichards,
@timrichards@aus.social avatar

@timClicks @clive RUN AWAY

alexstandiford,
@alexstandiford@fosstodon.org avatar

@timClicks no way that’s real. Oh my god

fidodo,

You’d think they’d at least say you’d be rewarded for your hard work with large stock options and bonuses or something, but they just say “shaping the future” and “gaining skills”.

Black616Angel,

You are not seeing the big picture here. You should think more like billionaire investor Bill Ackmann.

lars,

I fucking lost it right here. Every single sentence is a red flag. But Bill fucking Ackman lmaoooooo

Bo7a,

But, but… The CEO is a “Gladiator in social network multiverse”, how could anything ever go wrong. Before anyone asks - Yes - That is the verbatim tagline on this chump’s linkedin.

dipshit,

Oh look, it’s every startup company.

Lobrien,

@timClicks @clive This is amazing. Sadly, my #C skills are rusty.

clive,
@clive@saturation.social avatar

@Lobrien @timClicks

I don't have really any C# either

plus I am not EXTREMELY HARDCORE lolol

DavidDarnes,
@DavidDarnes@mastodon.design avatar

@timClicks @anildash holy shit

nick,

lol @ that dog shit salary for what the job is demanding.

gedeonm,
@gedeonm@mastodon.social avatar

@timClicks @anildash Wow! Sign me up! 🙄

uastronomer,
@uastronomer@mastodon.monoceros.co.za avatar

@timClicks My favourite is "ONLY ON THINGS THAT MATTER" followed one sentence later by "...in the social network space..."

swayevenly,

Is this Craigslist?

prefec2,
@prefec2@norden.social avatar

@timClicks come on this must be satire.

sldrant,
@sldrant@mastodon.social avatar

@timClicks and nowhere near enough money to even contemplate that level of crazy

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

If it’s 100x harder and more stressful than any other jobs, would it be fair to assume they’d pay about 100x the market rate?

Potatos_are_not_friends,

$80-$120k is like mid-level. My expectation of devs at the mid-level is that I can give you a project that you might be successful, you might not, but that’s okay. You’re also not in critical systems or a first responder, because that’s a senior level position.

purplepadma,
@purplepadma@beige.party avatar

@timClicks @Callalily Too laid back and relaxing for me

Vilian,

at least they are honest

lurch,

there are a lot of lies in there as well, for example the “set you up for life” part

danjac,
@danjac@masto.ai avatar

@timClicks so many red flags on display I was expecting a parade of SS-20 missiles and a flyby of the Soviet air force

bravesilvernest,
@bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml avatar

AI photo sharing app? Nah thanks, bro

phototeca is an ai photo sharing app funded by the billionaire investor bill ackman.

MagicPterodactyl,

“compete with Instagram and TikTok”

LMAO imagine being this delusional.

Ledivin,

Any social media app competes with Instagram and TikTok. It’s not a fair fight, and nobody will ever hear the new apps name, but they are technically still competing.

confused_code_monkey,

But almost NO new social media apps will be the first part of that same sentence, “This app will be #1 in App Store by summer time”. I agree with “delusional” being an appropriate word for this job posting.

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