JonathanCMull, 2 months ago

@RickiTarr https://youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk?si=zRW3Z4tCnXcrH3T8

RickiTarr, 2 months ago

@JonathanCMull I sing this song all the time lol

Talk about mud flaps my girls got em

JonathanCMull, 2 months ago

@RickiTarr My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

Sir_Osis_of_Liver, 2 months ago

@RickiTarr

I'm not really sure how it started but a little pat on the butt seemed like the thing to do whenever we were in the kitchen.

One day we were in there, I was side tracked about an issue at work. She said: "Everything okay?" "Oh, it's fine, why?" "I didn't get my butt slapped." So I did: "Okay better." And she gave me a hug. 🙂

gwcoffey, 2 months ago

@RickiTarr It’s an evolutionary trait. When early humans first began to walk upright, it became harder to run away from predators. They would sometimes smack each others butts to help hurry everyone along when the lions were after them.

In this way communities who liked engaging in butt smacking had higher survival rates.

JaneDoeTheFirst, 2 months ago

@RickiTarr

Primitive tribal bonding?

Itty53, 2 months ago

@RickiTarr

The human hand makes a natural shape to the buttock. It's a lock and key scenario.

Willow, 2 months ago

@RickiTarr Look, I had to go the whole grow-your-own booty route to get this booty. I dunno why smacking it is fun, but I know what I’m doing between now and my next meeting! 🤚💥🍑🤭

the_etrain, 2 months ago

@RickiTarr
It's pleasing to the eye, ear, and touch.

Kierkegaanks, 2 months ago

@the_etrain @RickiTarr thankful this generation lost the american obsession with boobs

RickiTarr, 2 months ago

@Kierkegaanks @the_etrain Some people like smacking boobs too lol

Kierkegaanks, 2 months ago

@RickiTarr @the_etrain sounds… ouchie…?

the_etrain, 2 months ago

@Kierkegaanks @RickiTarr
Yah, pass on that.

AlexanderVI, 2 months ago

@RickiTarr I learn so very many things from this account.

Do I want to have learned them all? 🤷‍♂️Price of admission, I figure...

@Kierkegaanks @the_etrain

the_etrain, 2 months ago

@Kierkegaanks @RickiTarr
The booty is called "the money maker". Nobody calls boobs money bags. Nuff said.

elverkonge, 2 months ago

@the_etrain @Kierkegaanks @RickiTarr

Money Bags is already taken by the sugar daddy.

CheapPontoon, 2 months ago

me as Employer: "I treat my female employees like I'd want my sisters to be treated"

me in private: "Oh damn, I hope they don't find out I smacked my sisters' booties just for fun growing up."