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JonathanCMull

@JonathanCMull@mastodon.social

in between the bright lights and the far unlit unknown
#LetsPlayTwo #FlyTheW
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guidobibra, to photography
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Balcony Flowers 2024 https://foto.bibra-medien.de/2024/05/22/balcony-flowers-2024-51/

JonathanCMull,
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@guidobibra fantastic geometry

RickiTarr, to random
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You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr https://youtu.be/-RvEynaWPlk?si=doakus4cJG9F8Ac7

Betty? Sure, OK.

I thought about this for way too long, but the ending was better than I thought. Also, this cereal may be bisexual, according to the internet.

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, I wanted to make a joke that I can't possibly choose between dogs and cats, I can't even choose between men and women, because I'm bi-furrious. BUT I know y'all would make jokes about me in the comments, because you all are perverts. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr sounds like you're into heavy petting

mcc, to random
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Dan Goodin and Dan Gillmore are both on Mastodon and the one is boosting the other and this is going to become a problem for me at some point

JonathanCMull,
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@mcc Did you reply, "Dan Good, out"?

rodhilton, to random
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Go home NYT Connections, you're drunk.

JonathanCMull,
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@rodhilton I did not enjoy it. I did get the perfect solution, hardest to easiest with no mistakes.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I just went to Google Gemini and asked it “Do you have any good fart jokes?”

It spewed out three jokes. None of them were about farts.

I told it that that they weren’t fart jokes, and it apologized and tried again. And once again, no fart jokes.

After about three times of trying this, it gave me this answer. I love how at the end it tries to justify its own stupidity. 🤣🤣🤣

JonathanCMull,
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@Mrfunkedude It did manage to say, 'but toot' so you're getting somewhere

Daojoan, to random
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Today is the end of an era.

I'm saying goodbye to client work—goodbye to projects that drain my time and chip away at my self-respect.

It's time to take back control.

From here on out, it's all about pouring my heart into content and products that are purely, authentically me.

JonathanCMull,
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@Daojoan Cheers!

GottaLaff, to random
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Why yes, I am posting less this morning. Why? Packin’ the car up for our Big Canada 🇨🇦 Road Trip. Leaving in. 5 minutes. See you later!👋🏼

JonathanCMull,
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@GottaLaff safe travels

QasimRashid, (edited ) to random
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POLL: Do you live in Illinois District 11?

(If YES, please reply YES so I can be sure to follow you back too).

If NO, please reply with something nice that someone did for you so I can be sure to follow you back too).

(If unsure whether you life in IL-11, click here and enter your address to find out: https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?mid=1mxWOwQVVkO5_WScBwzyiTJUKsLLY2-g&usp=sharing)

JonathanCMull,
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@QasimRashid, someone put aside their responsibilities and came to my family's aid in our time of grief.

jeffjarvis, to random
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Fucking House. Can't support Ukraine fighting Russia, get aid to Gaza, deal with the border. But they waste time on the cynical political nihilism of banning TikTok, taking away the speech of countless millions of citizens not heard in old, white mass media. Fucking House.

JonathanCMull,
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@jeffjarvis Yes, this.

RickiTarr, to random
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Please Social Media Scientists, tell me why smacking booties is so fun?!

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr https://youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk?si=zRW3Z4tCnXcrH3T8

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

msbellows, to random
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If Twitter is no longer Twitter but X, is there any reason we can't just call toots "tweets" like all our brains still want us to do?

JonathanCMull,
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@msbellows @xdydx "sass" could work. I sassed (a sass) on mastodon.

RickiTarr, to random
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Hubs: How much Mexican should I pick up?

Me: Ask them for too much.

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr this you?

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all, I have a super fun habit of ordering a margarita at a Mexican place, and not checking how big it's going to be!

Me, holding a giant mango margarita with lines it is ridiculously sized I'm not that small

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr cheers

JonathanCMull, to random
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Why is Cookie Monster selling shit?

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr oof

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr

image/gif

RickiTarr, to random
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What is the strangest thing you've ever purchased?

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr re-freezable hemorrhoid-treating butt plugs. Fortunately, they were not for me.

Daojoan, to random
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It's 2030. Twitter, now named Xtube Premium Pro Plus, is run by 5 employees in a bunker on Elon Musk's compound. The gaming / video / live streaming / podcast / NFT platform boasts dozens upon dozens of users every month.

The bunker doors open.
It's Musk. He is wearing a panther fur coat.

"I've got it," he rasps."We should be a microblogging platform."

4/5 employees cheer. Not Harold. He has seen too much.

JonathanCMull,
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@Daojoan lol

RickiTarr, to random
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What's your favorite wedding song?

https://youtu.be/nd-_UwzSSvQ?si=bcvtTR3SZ5I_KNUC

JonathanCMull,
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@kierkegaank @RickiTarr lovely Death!

garbados, to random
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i want a dog that i can open diplomatic relations with. i want a dog that can vote.

JonathanCMull,
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@garbados The bacon ticket is gonna be a howler.

qkslvrwolf, to random
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I have a fantasy where ukrainian intelligence actually manages to out a bunch of republicans as active russian agents.

JonathanCMull,
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@qkslvrwolf I'm in

RickiTarr, to random
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What songs do you think are too good for their subject matter, like a song for an ad that's actually good, or a children's show theme song that slaps, ect?

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr The Spider-man theme!
https://youtu.be/knL0aKGruUc?feature=shared

The lyrics are so tight, and the arrangement is perfect. I love playing this song.

RickiTarr, to random
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Things I'm Pretty Sure We'll Never Get Rid Of:

Drugs
Sex
Advertising
Alcohol
Abortions
Greed

What are somethings that you think society will never be without?

JonathanCMull,
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@RickiTarr Hope

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