andrew,
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Dental crowns are one of those things that seem much more sophisticated than they are. They grind your tooth down to nothing and then glue a fake one on top.

Doctor_J_,
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@andrew The comedian Joe List has a bit about dental crowns - it’s like going for a haircut where they shave your head and give you a hat.

humanhorseshoes,
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@Doctor_J_ @andrew I got my crowns done in China. That was quite the experience

andrew,
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@humanhorseshoes @Doctor_J_

Much better or much worse? I can kind of see it going either way. I bet they had the CEREC make-and-bake 1-hr machines before we did.

humanhorseshoes,
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@andrew @Doctor_J_ I know the word for pain in Chinese now. They are in my mouth 11 years and no complaints. My original root canal work was done in Northern Ireland and my latest fillings were done in Russia in 2021. I fell asleep when they were doing it in Russia @janestegerlewis cannot believe anyone can sleep at the dentists

andrew,
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@humanhorseshoes @Doctor_J_ @janestegerlewis

Sort of a dental tour of conflict zones, eh?

rustoleumlove,
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@andrew aftr my mom's crown fell off when i was a kid and a buddy of mine, then another buddy of mine had root canals done on the wrong teeth, i stopped going to dentists.

it's super fucked up, i know, but i have not been in a dentist's chair since 1993.

andrew,
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@rustoleumlove

My run was from '07 to ‘24. Broken molar (that had a root canal in '07) ended my streak.

roytoo,
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@andrew
Yeah, had that done recently as too.
There was some real artistry in matching the crown to the real teeth colors. But a lot of it felt like body work on a car with simple techniques dinner well.

andrew,
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@roytoo

Mine was a CEREC crown, so they made the thing in the like hour it took for them to grind the molar I had grown for myself to dust.

I unfortunately got a glimpse of the little 3D scan thing they do to fit the crown to the tooth and saw what it was turned into. Kind of a gum line-level little nothing with a groove down the middle.

They razed the house and plopped a pre-fab on top of the old foundation.

roytoo,
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@andrew
"CEREC crown" is an interesting term so I looked it up. Very cool that they can make it that quickly.
Mine had to be made by offsite dental technician so it took about a week. They did mold and make a temp crown for me the save day they ground down the original tooth though.

andrew,
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@roytoo

Yep, its semi new, I think. They scan the little stub they leave behind with what looks like a Dremel that plays a little music as it does its work. Then they go cut it from a block and bake it.

DeliaChristina,
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@andrew
And then force ypu into a Rumplestiltskinian agreement to pay for it.

andrew,
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@DeliaChristina

Not too bad, it was like a couple grand and then the dentist said something like "someday I may call on you" and kind of did a little dance and disappeared.

LouisIngenthron,
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@andrew Wisdom tooth extraction is even worse. They don't extract anything. They jackhammer them to bits and suck out the bloody bits with a hose.

I swear, future generations will view modern dentistry like we view bloodletting and leeches.

andrew,
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@LouisIngenthron Good lord, haven't had that done yet.

LouisIngenthron,
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@andrew Luckily they put you all the way out for that one.

roytoo,
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@LouisIngenthron
Ouch!
My wisdom teeth were actually extracted using a clamp device (vice-grips?). I don't know exactly what the tool was because it was covered with a sterile cloth when I walked in. And they also covered my eyes with a sterile cloth "to protect them from possible debris". I know they just didn't want me to see them coming at me with vice-grips! 😃
@andrew

roytoo,
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@LouisIngenthron
The first three extractions went well. But on the fourth and final one the tooth fell out of the clamp and into the back of my throat. Thankfully my tongue automatically pressed it against the roof of my mouth so I didn't inhale it.
The dentist made panicked sounds but the assistant had the sense to grab me and set me upright as I gagged on the tooth. I coughed it out and heard it ricochet off the wall and across the tile floor.
@andrew

andrew,
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@roytoo @LouisIngenthron

I'm getting kind of Hunter S. Thompson vibes reading this. I'm also getting queasy and horrified. 🙂

Panic sounds isn't something I want to hear from a dentist, ever.

roytoo,
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@LouisIngenthron
Then I started laughing as I imagined the panicked look on the dentist's face.
They laid me back in the chair and finished up. When they uncovered my eyes I was still chuckling occasionally and the dentist was nowhere to be seen. I explained to the assistant why I was laughing still but they didn't find it humorous.
@andrew

andrew,
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@roytoo @LouisIngenthron

I imagine there was some concern that a man that could have controlled laughter after that was capable of just about anything.

gulovsen,
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@andrew it’s almost as if they call it a “crown” merely to justify the price… :thonking:

andrew,
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@gulovsen Its one of the few procedures I've witnessed where I thought I could totally “Catch Me If You Can" it and no one would know I wasn't a dentist.

I imagine if King Tut had work done on his teeth, it was done roughly the same way.

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