Toastie, 
ME: [is late for meeting]
ZOOM: Hi. Would you like to log in to go to this meeting? You have to log in.
ZOOM: I don’t have your password. Don’t YOU have your password?
ZOOM: I’ll be honest, I forget how to log you in.
GOOGLE: Hi.
ME: Oh jesus.
GOOGLE: I can help log you in. C’mon over here.
GOOGLE: Oops, looks like you’re logged out here too.
ME: But I was just using Gdocs in another tab—
GOOGLE: I said you’re logged out now.
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