futurebird,
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Bad Credit?
No Credit?
Bankruptcy?
No Problem!

Don't get cranky, call Don Hankey!

He's gone crazy and is giving out loans like there's no tomorrow!

Have people maliciously accused you of trying to steal a government?

Don't get cranky, call Don Hankey!

"Call today before I come to my senses!" -Hankey in straight jacket

555-666-6969

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  • futurebird,
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    @thepoliticalcat

    Based on dubious commercials I remember from when I was a kid.

    thepoliticalcat,
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  • Chip_Unicorn,
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    @thepoliticalcat

    @futurebird

    Yeah -- Crazy Eddie wasn't just crazy. He was a crook...

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eddie

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