dgar, 21 days ago When people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel, it's just cementics.
When people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel, it's just cementics.
ada, 21 days ago @dgar I read a pun like that in my timeline, and I keep hoping that one day you'll stop making bad puns. But I imagine by now, you're pretty set in your ways :p
@dgar I read a pun like that in my timeline, and I keep hoping that one day you'll stop making bad puns. But I imagine by now, you're pretty set in your ways :p
dgar, 21 days ago @ada Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
@ada Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
darthdzl, 21 days ago @dgar Okay, that deserves the OG facepalm... video/mp4
@dgar Okay, that deserves the OG facepalm...
video/mp4
dgar, 20 days ago @darthdzl 😁
@darthdzl 😁
MishaVanMollusq, 21 days ago @dgar
@dgar
dgar, 21 days ago @MishaVanMollusq 🤭
@MishaVanMollusq 🤭
benroyce, 21 days ago @dgar i misuse the word asphalt: i've been saying "ass fault" for years out loud, in polite company even smiling slyly to myself, knowing i was operating at the most sublime heights of wit, secretly. yes, yes and no one has ever noticed this is the kind of vast power i am wielding
i misuse the word asphalt:
i've been saying "ass fault" for years
out loud, in polite company even
smiling slyly to myself, knowing i was operating at the most sublime heights of wit, secretly. yes, yes
and no one has ever noticed
this is the kind of vast power i am wielding
dgar, 21 days ago @benroyce I once suggested a discussion that included everyone… a mass debate, if you will.
@benroyce I once suggested a discussion that included everyone… a mass debate, if you will.
benroyce, 21 days ago @dgar the adult side of dad jokes is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... au naturel
the adult side of dad jokes is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... au naturel
dgar, 21 days ago @benroyce Technically, adult “dad jokes” are known as “uncle jokes”. 😏
@benroyce Technically, adult “dad jokes” are known as “uncle jokes”. 😏
benroyce, 21 days ago @dgar no speaks to that uncle at family outings. that's why we keep it family friendly but those uncles are out there, making puns. we hear them. they hear us. our gazes lock. but we do not engage these domains cannot interact we would invoke that most feared of pun beast, sitting at the other end of the family gathering: the granddad joke the joke that breaks your spirit and then brings it back up:
no speaks to that uncle at family outings. that's why we keep it family friendly
but those uncles are out there, making puns. we hear them. they hear us. our gazes lock. but we do not engage
these domains cannot interact
we would invoke that most feared of pun beast, sitting at the other end of the family gathering:
the granddad joke
the joke that breaks your spirit and then brings it back up:
benroyce, 21 days ago @dgar i was walking into the Dunkin Donuts this morning for some coffee and passed an older man as he was leaving. he stared into my soul and said: "sorry, they're out of donuts" but, they weren't out of donuts i could see them right behind him a chill went down my spine. i nodded, and a bead of sweat formed on my forehead who dare invoke this power but the granddad? i steeled myself until he was out the door i survived
i was walking into the Dunkin Donuts this morning for some coffee and passed an older man as he was leaving. he stared into my soul and said:
"sorry, they're out of donuts"
but, they weren't out of donuts
i could see them right behind him
a chill went down my spine. i nodded, and a bead of sweat formed on my forehead
who dare invoke this power but the granddad? i steeled myself until he was out the door
i survived
BackFromTheDud, 21 days ago @dgar Don't tar them all with the same brush. This is just the surface!
@dgar Don't tar them all with the same brush. This is just the surface!
dgar, 21 days ago @BackFromTheDud 🤣
@BackFromTheDud 🤣
Add comment