AbandonedAmerica,
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If you ever want the roguelike experience in real life just marry someone who never puts things back where they got them from

fifeplaguedoc,

@AbandonedAmerica My wife puts things in "safe" places that she instantly forgets about. Makes life exciting when I need, for instance, my passport...

AbandonedAmerica,
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@fifeplaguedoc yeah, the losing track of it part can be really difficult. Like, she won't remember she ever put it anywhere or even touched it until we find it and then she'll be like, "OH YEAH, I did that a week ago"

Zibat,

@AbandonedAmerica I just tripped over my kitten….

pazpi,

@AbandonedAmerica It can also be a platformer after a certain point!

Sinistar7510,

@AbandonedAmerica I feel seen...

torinaga,

@AbandonedAmerica I feel both attacked and seen.

marchuff,

@AbandonedAmerica i told my wife dear i'm NOT putting them back because i left them were they belong. JUST MY OPINION divorce two weeks later. Wonder if that had anything to do with it?

TimMason,
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@AbandonedAmerica This even more fun when one partner is convinced that the only way to organise things is this way, while the other partner knows in their heart of hearts that things should be organised *that * way.

StephanieMoore,
@StephanieMoore@mastodon.online avatar

@AbandonedAmerica our pantry summarized

NapoleonDinobites,

@AbandonedAmerica the real rogue-like lifestyles are the minimum wage jobs we worked along the way

VoodooBlue,

@AbandonedAmerica the struggle is real. - wife of a "rogue" husband

nbb,

@AbandonedAmerica @lisamelton took me 18 years to divorce that dungeon

tiamat271,
@tiamat271@mastodon.online avatar

@AbandonedAmerica I feel like this describes both myself and my partner, but in frustratingly different and unique ways lol

LauraJG,
@LauraJG@deacon.social avatar

@AbandonedAmerica that’s me! I grew up in chaos. My husband grew up in a house with hospital-clean floors. It’s not enough to put the scissors back where I found them, if they aren’t in the exact same position, I did it wrong. Opposites attract.

AbandonedAmerica,
@AbandonedAmerica@mastodon.social avatar

@LauraJG I'm just happy if things are in the same drawer, but I'll settle for the same room

amiserabilist,
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Roundcat,
@Roundcat@mastodon.social avatar

@AbandonedAmerica I have ADHD, so I get that from merely existing.

maxthyme,

@AbandonedAmerica This is weird for me because my first and only roguelike was dwarf fortress adventurer mode, so my first thought was "well, check the backpack, pretty sure I saw a dragon corpse and a wheelbarrow in there earlier, plus a book shelf and dozens of assorted weapons."

DrVeronikaCH,
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@AbandonedAmerica this is why I own a label maker 😄

jpm,
@jpm@aus.social avatar

@AbandonedAmerica I’m in this photo and I don’t like it. I know exactly where everything is when I put it down, but sometimes it gets ‘cleaned up’

crankyclown,
@crankyclown@kolektiva.social avatar

@AbandonedAmerica Mrs. Clown married a person like that! 😂 The ADD challenge is real, though I’ve taught myself to be better.

AbandonedAmerica,
@AbandonedAmerica@mastodon.social avatar

@crankyclown yes it's the ADD challenge here too.

SushiLibre,

@AbandonedAmerica when you need to go trough 10 levels of your basement just to get a jar of pickles

AbandonedAmerica,
@AbandonedAmerica@mastodon.social avatar

@SushiLibre in that case at least you might level up or something

ranx,
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  • AbandonedAmerica,
    @AbandonedAmerica@mastodon.social avatar

    @ranx haha my wife doesn't blame me but she does ask me where her stuff is all the time so I have become much more aware of where things like her glasses, keys, and phone are whenever I see them

    AbandonedAmerica,
    @AbandonedAmerica@mastodon.social avatar

    You can either get frustrated about it or just view each day as a new run

    acm_redfox,
    @acm_redfox@jawns.club avatar

    @AbandonedAmerica love it!!

    AbandonedAmerica,
    @AbandonedAmerica@mastodon.social avatar

    @acm_redfox just trying to keep it positive 😄

    evilgardengnome,

    @AbandonedAmerica
    We have kids. One learns from me, the other from my partner. There are now four people who can't find anything, but only two going bonkers.

    The other two already are.

    wolfsbruder,
    @wolfsbruder@babka.social avatar

    @AbandonedAmerica

    Pretty much, it really is like a roguelike game. :)

    Rakielxx71,

    @AbandonedAmerica
    My husband NEVER put anything back. We were married over 51 years when he passed away. I gave away about six hammers, twelve screw drivers, sixteen measuring tapes, bit sets too many to keep track of, etc.

    He’d just buy a new one of whatever he couldn’t find……. 🤷‍♀️🥴 Ya. Three kids and two working parents, there were more pressing things to fight over 😜😜

    waeiski,
    @waeiski@vis.social avatar

    @AbandonedAmerica

    "It is where it is supposed to be"

    ElizabethLeeCo,

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  • AbandonedAmerica,
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    @ElizabethLeeCo life is so much easier when things have a place where they live!

    ElizabethLeeCo,

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  • AbandonedAmerica,
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    @ElizabethLeeCo I mean, I would like to think I'm not a control freak but also there are certain things that seem like common sense to me that apparently are not so idk maybe I am

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