chrismessina,
@chrismessina@mastodon.xyz avatar

Apparently no women are necessary to "understand the true nature of the universe" because they don't have dicks to measure.

RT https://mastodon.xyz/@chrismessina/110702257711998450

historianess,
@historianess@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@chrismessina Wow, that's quite the manel.

strangetruther,

@chrismessina

And anyway it's a total travesty including Musk's name on a page labelled "Team".

Oh, he's SUCH a team player🙄

abies77,
@abies77@piaille.fr avatar

@chrismessina Maybe there was a mandatory comparison with Elon's to be hireable? 🤦‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️

Dremmwel,
@Dremmwel@mamot.fr avatar

@chrismessina maybe women are too clever to take part in this dick-mesuring contest 🤭

manas,

@chrismessina @BlackAzizAnansi true nature of the universe is apparently melanin-deficient

fionor,
@fionor@mas.to avatar

@chrismessina they should hire makeshift submarine together and go explore Titanic...for betterment of mankind

olaf_brandt,

@chrismessina Who would work with them?

ClimateMigration,
@ClimateMigration@mastodon.world avatar

@chrismessina Is that the new "standard candle"?

petpharmer,
@petpharmer@mastodon.social avatar

@chrismessina It's not AI, it's AMS - Artificial ManSplaining

natriumchloride,

@chrismessina eh imo women are generally too intelligent for this pretentious techbro bullshit

BigJesusTrashcan,
@BigJesusTrashcan@kolektiva.social avatar

@chrismessina wants to show off his tiny peener

mshj,
zheng3_jim,
@zheng3_jim@mastodon.social avatar

@chrismessina Half those dudes are barely old enough to shave.

Can we get a couple of folks with some life experience on the list?

superflippy,
@superflippy@mastodon.xyz avatar
robhon,

@chrismessina

I can save them some time.

The answer is: 42

Anglophyl,

@chrismessina Be compassionate. Women have been dealing with the earthy, visceral secrets of the universe for several millennia now.

It's fine if the men need some time to catch up.

paninid,
@paninid@mastodon.world avatar

@chrismessina Reminds me of the marathon Twitter Space from December 2022, which had one woman, who was barely allowed to speak.

obrien_kat,
@obrien_kat@mastodon.world avatar

@chrismessina gross yet again

iuculano,
@iuculano@masto.ai avatar

@chrismessina Shoulda been called
"Misogynists 'R' Us"

kenbod,
BillSaysThis,
@BillSaysThis@curmudgeon.cafe avatar

@chrismessina Or people of African descent…

SocialJusticeHeals,
@SocialJusticeHeals@mastodon.social avatar

@chrismessina
Do you know women are so bad at parallel parking?

They are constantly being lied to about what six inches looks like...

(Note - my experience is women are typically better at parallel parking, but that little facf ruins the joke...)

GhostOnTheHalfShell,
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    @GhostOnTheHalfShell In his mind, he already has.

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    @chrismessina Buddhists everywhere are smiling, compassionately

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