samhainnight, 10 months ago

@parismarx Maybe we should just arrest them for negligent vehicular homicide now and save us all from having them on the road...

slyyy, 10 months ago

@parismarx I love* how instead of just getting a better phone mount, they jump to this wild, convoluted, and obviously unsafe solution

*hate

cragsand, 10 months ago

@parismarx
Reminds me of this short documentary... "living with lag" pain
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_fNp37zFn9Q

tantramar, 10 months ago

@parismarx not disagreeing with you, but from what I’ve heard, Apple Vision Pro’s motion sensors stop you from moving around a room, much less drive a car. They’ve thought of this stupid use case; the last thing Apple wants when launching a new product is headlines with body counts.

mariyadelano, 10 months ago

@parismarx how do they always manage to outdo the stupidest theories

dreamwinder, 10 months ago

@mariyadelano @parismarx “But we’re disrupting the GPS market!”

mookie, 10 months ago

@parismarx @strange_new_words Human stupidity never runs dry.

samhainnight, 10 months ago

@mookie @parismarx @strange_new_words Sadly true.

wakame, 10 months ago

@samhainnight @mookie @parismarx @strange_new_words

Hello, I am a surgeon.
I am interested if the Vision Pro is good enough for surgery.

I currently wear an Apple Watch, which sometimes vibrates and makes me cut the wrong thing.

I thought my operation success rate might improve if I find an alternative. What do you think?

samhainnight, 10 months ago

@wakame @mookie @parismarx @strange_new_words Put that genie back in the bottle!!!

jhavok, 10 months ago

@wakame @samhainnight @mookie @parismarx @strange_new_words I don't understand how this could happen a second time.

Smokinjoe, 10 months ago

@parismarx Darwin awards are going to have a crowded field when that Vision Pro gets released

hootamy, 10 months ago

@Smokinjoe @parismarx I’ve already seen videos of people trying to drive whilst wearing headsets with no/bad pass through so the Darwin awards already started on this front