Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

https://media.tenor.com/Hj1-v7JTO1gAAAAM/nacho-why.gif

Also: Which 2 states are the sane ones where this would be illegal?

Edit: California and Maryland. And you can have one in California, if you get a special permit.

NoIWontPickAName,

Because, Awesome!

sugar_in_your_tea,

Screw those states, flamethrowers are awesome and I want to see more of them.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Because. Also, flamethrower aren’t considered weapons by the government, so the only states that limits you from buying one is California and Ohio and Maryland banned them.

captainlezbian,

Ok how the hell did Ohio limit flamethrowers? We’re the Florida of the north

ReveredOxygen,
@ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works avatar

Apparently the company is even based here in Cleveland

captainlezbian,

Didn’t expect Cleveland felt more dayton with the whole lunatic idea with military applications thing

AngryCommieKender,

California allows roofers to have flamethrowers. They use them for curing something in the roofing tiles(? I don’t know the proper term for those things. They’re basically cardboard covered in tar and gravel, possibly a thin layer of asphalt?).

It was a bit unnerving the first few times I heard the roofers doing their thing.

sugar_in_your_tea,

They’re called shingles, asphalt shingles being the most common in most parts of the US because they’re relatively inexpensive.

tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

flamethrower aren’t considered weapons by the government

Considered firearms.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

No they’re not. The ATF does not consider flamethrower a firearm and there exists no country wide law about flamethrower, and by law, even a felon can own a fully working flamethrower.

tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

Right. I’m saying that you wanted to use the term “firearm”, not “weapon”.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Ohio has a ban too? The company that makes these is based in Ohio lol

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Not a ban, a restriction. Like California, you need a permit. Sorry if I made that confusing.

afraid_of_zombies,

Ok new life goal. Be that guy at the DMV with a permit for a flamethrower arguing with the civil servant that “because it is cool” is a valid reason

tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

In most if not all states, if you have an AAA membership, you can do your DMV stuff at AAA offices and dodge the DMV entirely. The lines are way better.

sugar_in_your_tea,

In my area, the DMV is actually quite pleasant. I’ve had to go like 2-3x ever? And each time was a 15 min adventure:

  • registered my car from out of state
  • bought a car from a local private seller - I brought them with me to finalize the transfer
  • bought a car from an out of state private seller (my brother), just brought the signed title

Or emissions checks can be submitted at the check station for $8 or filed online for free, so there’s no reason for most people to go to the DMV. In fact, most other stuff can be done online too.

It honestly takes longer for me to get there (like 15 min drive) than to actually get my business sorted. It’s one of the better run agencies in the state.

That said, the DOL division sucks. We don’t even require in person renewals, but the two times I had to go sucked (when I first moved here, and for my wife to get her license transferred). It’s a much smaller office with far more people waiting.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I have a DMV that’s never busy around me too, at the cost of being further out of my way (even more so now that I’ve moved even farther from it). But it’s worth being able to walk in and go right to a counter (without an appointment even!) instead of waiting 8+ fucking hours starting at 5am like the one in my actual city.

sugar_in_your_tea,

I’ve never made an appointment for the DMV, that’s just bananas. I just walk in, grab a number, then my name is called within a few minutes. It takes longer to get there (like 15-20 min) than to finish my business there.

I still don’t like going because it’s an hour out of my way, but that also applies to most stores.

captainlezbian,

Of course they are…

CosmicCleric, (edited )
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar
Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Where’s the robot to clean up the flaming, decapitated gopher carcasses off my lawn?

afraid_of_zombies,

They have an app for that now. It’s like Uber but somehow even treats their “contractors” in a worse fashion. It’s called Flameaway.

CosmicCleric, (edited )
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Where’s the robot to clean up the flaming, decapitated gopher carcasses off my lawn?

Not needed, because they get flamed while they’re in their burrows underground. So all you have to do is plug up the holes after the bot comes out and you’re done.

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/legalcode.en

mriguy,

No, the question is why not?

tal, (edited )
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

The next question is whether they can stick a couple chemical tanks with variable-flow valves on that thing to inject into the stream so that they can get RGB flames.

tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

I’m holding out for a fully-autonomous flamethrower robotic monkey.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I want it.

CosmicCleric, (edited )
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Now that’s one hell of a ‘hot dog’.

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/legalcode.en

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I hate this but it’s hilarious. It’s a microcosm of everything that’s making me depressed right now, and somehow that’s precisely why it’s amazing.

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

What possible use case is there for this that isn’t a felony of some description?

echodot,

I hate having to carry around a .5g firelight, this will save me the immense difficulty.

sugar_in_your_tea,

Roofing

LeroyJenkins,

throw flames at your enemies from your roof

NoIWontPickAName,

Bored on a weeknight

Zorque,

I don't know if I'd ever be bored if I had a Wee Knight to ride.

NoIWontPickAName,

You should really get the full size, mine tires out too quickly

dariusj18,

Gonna assume controlled burns in difficult terrain.

snooggums,

Also the reason that flamethrowers aren’t illegal in most states, since being able to project flame makes controlled burns a lot easier.

variants,

I thought they use those fire paintball marker things

Lucidlethargy,

Deer hunting. Don’t think, just buy one and do it. It’s the American way.

vegaquake,

get a nice char on them fuckers while they twitchin

echodot,

Don’t even bother shooting them, just use the flamethrower for everything. There may be collateral damage but it’s worth it.

adam_y,
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

West bank.

adam_y, (edited )
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

I say that, but I, in no way, want that to happen.

But yeah, Boston Dynamic have long said that they don’t want their robots weaponised, but here we are seeing it happen.

tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

Boston Dynamics has made multiple robots for DARPA. If they make a really great platform, I expect they’re probably gonna be weaponized at some point. Maybe not by them, but…

I remember a buddy of mine who was working on an autonomous, self-mapping rover research project at his university on a DARPA project. He was just working on the navigation side, part of a larger project. He was telling me how he had a “huh” moment when they got the first control unit and it had a big red button on it labelled “weapon”.

moon,

Boston Dynamic didn’t let this happen. Their EULA explicitly prevents people from doing this so they used this robot from Unitree instead

cabron_offsets,

Fuck up the rabbits that eat my flowers and leave a monolayer of rabbit shit on my property?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Have you considered a regular dog that doesn’t shoot flames? Our non-flamethrowing dog does a very good job taking care of the rabbits she can’t chase away.

tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

Probably leaves a monolayer of dog shit, though. Now, a flamethrower robo-dog, there’s the dog of the future.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You can pick up dog shit. You can’t unburn your lawn.

afraid_of_zombies,

Rapid heating of slabs of meat for some weird meat effect rich people pay for

echodot,

They are not actually that expensive. You just feel posh when you use one.

My girlfriend came with one, it’s great for grilled cheese. But I’m not allowed to use it anymore because I set fire to a chocolate bar.

tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

But I’m not allowed to use it anymore because I set fire to a chocolate bar.

Huh. TIL.

kitchenroar.com/flammable/chocolate/

Chocolate, or more so cocoa, is highly flammable. If it catches fire, the blaze is difficult to extinguish since cocoa powder contains 10 to 20 per cent fat and has a huge surface area. Yes, chocolate is flammable. Most solid foods possess at least some level of flammability because they are organic, and chocolate is no exception.

See, I don’t see how one would have known that without having actually experimented and set a chocolate bar on fire, though.

tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butane_torch

Culinary

Butane torches are frequently employed as kitchen gadgets to caramelize sugar in cooking, such as when making crème brûlée. They may be marketed as kitchen torches, cooking torches, or culinary torches. Use of the butane torch in the kitchen is not limited to caramelizing sugar; it can be used to melt or brown toppings on casseroles or soups, to melt cheese, and to roast or char vegetables such as peppers.

EldritchFeminity,

How else am I gonna light the fireplace without getting up from the couch?

Imgonnatrythis,

Seems perfect for mole problems.

potatopotato,

Now that’s how you kill all the gophers

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Employees trying to unionize.

At least it seems like that sort of thing never ends up being a felony…

zbyte64,

Kudzu abatement.

Erasmus,
@Erasmus@lemmy.world avatar

Israeli Military have entered the chat.

NoIWontPickAName,

I have a piece of bologna, lighter, hairspray, duct tape, and a city full of strays.

Strapping a can of hairspray to a stray and lighting it: Priceless

magnusrufus,

Animal torture sure makes you seems cool.

Seraph,
Seraph avatar

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

This is a great day! I think we can ALL agree that it’s been deeply frustrating to be priced out of the flame throwing robot dog market for so long.

Chozo,

This is an absolute W for flamethrowing robot dog enthusiasts everywhere.

tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

I’m waiting for more competition to enter the market and for prices to be driven down further.

afraid_of_zombies,

Owning is boring. You want to rent one through my new app. FRaaS. Flamethrower robot as a service. I am starting the first round of venturing funding at 1 billion. It also has block chain in it.

echodot,

It also has block chain in it.

The key is to use 100x more electricity than is actually needed.

AngryCommieKender,

You’re joking, but some tech bro is gonna try to do exactly that

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You were paying the market rate for your flamethrowing robot dog? Dude, buy refurbished.

dbilitated,
@dbilitated@aussie.zone avatar

The whole article listing the various uses of flamethrowers, like environmental conservation, then mentioning concerns that flamethrowers can double as weapons is just… I don’t even know what to do with that.

it even lists napalm as an intended use. gonna conserve the hell out of that commie rainforest, I guess?

captainlezbian,

The thing is we on paper didn’t use incindiaries in Vietnam as anti personnel weapons, it was to torch the rainforest and deoxygenate tunnels. Now in practice we all know that flamethrowers were used on homes and have seen the pictures of the children with Napalm burns. But yeah this line of argument is nothing new.

roguetrick,

Completely useless for firefighting. Putting a drip torch on its ass and letting it walk a line, maybe. But it's not going to cut down the trees to make a firebreak, who what's the point.

sugar_in_your_tea,

A lot of wildfires aren’t in areas with trees, brush fires are incredibly dangerous too. Source: I live in an area with brush fires.

femboy_bird,

It’s for fighting on the side of fire

bane_killgrind,

When we said give the people what they want, we got this, and we do.

Son_of_dad,

I think I made one of those in the new Zelda game

Duamerthrax,

Hmmm. Don’t tell Vedal.

Cupcake1972,

Nah, DO tell Vedal and start a gofundme so he can put Evil Neuro inside.

TransplantedSconie,

I just want one that delivers a beer and a hunk of summer sausage.

But a flamethrower? I guess…sure?

burns down house during summer sausage delivery

QuadratureSurfer,
@QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world avatar

Well, you’re in luck! They’re already testing those out in Los Angeles: www.serverobotics.com/uber-eatswww.youtube.com/watch?v=n9MJorTjpxU

macarthur_park,
TransplantedSconie,
tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

“Why is it that every fire hydrant on this block smells like Guiness?”

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