Boeing Expresses Condolences in Advance of Second Whistleblower's Suicide (hard-drive.net)
This incredible millennial bought their first home just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and buying a winning lottery ticket (newsthump.com)
Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands (thehardtimes.net)
Woman Doing Her Best to Like New Taylor Swift Album Lest She Face The Consequences (i.ibb.co)
Facebook Launches “Most Powerful Profile Picture Filter Yet” in Support of Ukraine Against Russian Invasion (thehardtimes.net)
Congress Quickly Passes Funding For National Night-Light After Waking Up From Scary Dream (www.theonion.com)
New York City Launches New Shareable E-Cig Program (www.theonion.com)
Obsidian Announces a Much Better Fallout Show (hard-drive.net)
If only…
Obsidian Announces a Much Better Fallout Show (hard-drive.net)
If only…
Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry (thehardtimes.net)
Mom Confirms Extramarital Affairs with Everyone on Xbox (hard-drive.net)
Judge offers to let Donald Trump attend his son’s High School graduation, if he can pick him out of a line-up (newsthump.com)
Trump Rejects Several Female Jurors as Not His Type (www.borowitzreport.com)
You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President (www.theonion.com)
Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial (www.theonion.com)
Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star (tattletaletimes.com)
There’s a up-and-coming political star that is making waves on the local level, 5-year-old Jerry Manders from Chicago, Illinois, has been identified as a lying prodigy with a skill set so advanced that he is already being hailed as a future star in American politics....
Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
Children’s Fucked-Up Little Drawings in Horror Movies, Ranked (hard-drive.net)
At the bottom of the list, we have this drawing from 1984 Christmas horror flick Silent Night, Deadly Night. Unless you are a very careful four year-old unacquainted with the concept of The Red Liquid That Nourishes, this is not a creepy drawing in the slightest, but perhaps even more importantly, it doesn’t look at all like a...
Trump Brags About Latest Cognitive Test After Crushing Kids Menu Maze (thehardtimes.net)
Man Espousing Right-Wing Beliefs for First Time Sees Podcast Set Magically Forming Around Him (hard-drive.net)
Gamer Simply Wants Non-Political Games, White Ethnostate (hard-drive.net)
Brexiter annoyed by people pointing out that thing they were told ‘would happen’ is now ‘happening’ (newsthump.com)
Medical Staff Report OJ Took One Last Instinctual Swipe at Blonde Nurse Before Passing (thehardtimes.net)
O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit (www.theonion.com)
Austrian newspaper copies from German version of The Onion (www.mimikama.org)
#Austrian newspaper oe24 takes over Postillon article...
