Uraael, to random

I will never stop referencing Mark and Lard.

N E V E R.

DJDarren, to random
@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org avatar

The ever splendid @Troggie has just bought us a ticket to watch the glorious return of Mark & Lard!

#Stop #CarryOn

https://livetoyourlivingroom.com/events/carry-on-an-evening-with-mark-and-lard/

Elleaster, to random
@Elleaster@ohai.social avatar

Between my son having to temporarily sleep here (1,300 sq. ft.,) caregiving for my mother, Dad trying to switch cellular plans, and me not yet approved for FMLA, I'm about to have aneurysm.

Lucky for me, it's a beautiful day, and I'm spending a few moments outside to regain my composure.

On a side note, the nurse was impressed with the level of care Mom was receiving. :success:

ap236, to cdnpoli
@ap236@mastodon.social avatar

Finding room for carry-on baggage has become 'the Hunger Games' of air travel, analyst says | CBC Radio https://bit.ly/3GfAHEP @cdnpoli

greegreehoist, to random
@greegreehoist@mastodon.world avatar

You should always match your socks to your shoes.
But if you ask me again tomorrow, I'll tell you to match your socks to your pants.
I can't decide

tantramar,
@tantramar@nojack.easydns.ca avatar
TheMetalDog, to random
@TheMetalDog@mastodon.social avatar
dancinyogi, to random
@dancinyogi@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Stop scrolling!

Take a deep breath and do a quick check:

Is your jaw clenched? Blow a raspberry to relax it.

Are your brows furrowed? Scrunch up your facial muscles, then let them relax.

Are your shoulders tense? Take a breath and let them drop.

Are you hunched over? Sit up straight and take a long, slow breath.

Scan your body for any tension as you take five deep breaths.

Carry on. 😉

reverendref,
@reverendref@episcodon.net avatar

@dancinyogi I have raspberries in the fridge. I’m sure it would be a sin to say out loud what crossed my mind.

WTL, to random
@WTL@mastodon.social avatar

This is ridiculous. It’s not even 5 AM and we have a Humidex of 28°C

JustBrogrammer,
@JustBrogrammer@mastodon.social avatar

@WTL
I was going to tell you to hold my beer because we have been at 27C before factoring in the 75% humidity but today was 22 with 40% humidity and was relatively delightful.

hl, to Parenting
@hl@social.lol avatar

When amused by the right thing, Child B has a super dirty . Like Sid James walking past a market stall with a 2-for-1 sale on prize cantaloupes dirty.

jmj, to random
@jmj@social.lol avatar

During the Cubs broadcast today one of the announcers referenced Twitter in something he was talking about. That made me wonder. Does Elon really think people are going to stop saying Twitter or tweet? What about the thousands of businesses that have marketing materials with a bird on it? I know you can't use logic with that man, but I got a chuckle when I heard that today.

digigeek, to crochet
@digigeek@mastodon.social avatar

Frosty & Cheng ready for the next stop on their world tour. 🌍

Crochet cuties created by @eswoooo

@crochet

mikebealing, to random

Pssst…

Wanna see my Privates?


Tees by Sillytees.co.uk

jcf, to random
@jcf@mastodon.social avatar

Surgery tomorrow. General anaesthetic. Out of action for a few days. Weeks to fully recover.

kelios, to Supernatural

Tomorrow is the second anniversary of the Supernatural finale! Many fans are planning to celebrate on twitter and tumblr using the tags and . Feel free to join us with fic recs, fan art, and celebration posts!

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