SteveHendersonFineArt, to art
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She laughed.

Oh, she knew perfectly well that she was supposed to be serious, concerned, keeping up on the news of the day, fearful of the Next Big Thing, savvy and cool, yet at the same time perturbed and troubled over . . . everything.

But she opted not to.

Brimming Over metal print -- https://2-steve-henderson.pixels.com/featured/brimming-over-steve-henderson.html?product=metal-print

eyesquash, to random
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Some people who at you when you're down think it's funny because they've been there. And some of them still are.

Dan_Ramos, to Meme
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si_irini, to TeslaMotors German
@si_irini@mastodon.social avatar

Always faster
that's a desaster

Run, run, run
to have fun

Wisdom is so clever
will stuck close to you never

Just be rich
like a witch

Witches could have magic
but your are a tragic

A joke to laugh this is
don't dismiss

Don't be angry don't be mad
I am going to be so sad

Try to laugh with it
Then you don't feel like shit

si_irini

😂 😂

si_irini,
@si_irini@mastodon.social avatar

👆 👆 👆 👆

This is my first satirical poem that I wrote in English, I also had to make it rhyme.

I couldn't translate one I posted in German shortly before so now that I know English better because of the Fedi I gave it a try 🙂

So I like it it makes me smile and laugh 😂
I hope You like it
And it's about muski

A

rtp, to mastodon
@rtp@unfufadoo.net avatar

After the epic evisceration of the attack my server is being inundated with spammer accounts.

I nuked the spammer accounts and associated time created accounts.

We're here to bring a to folks through

Share and all sorts of to evoke thought, feelings and motivation.

F spammers and those who purposely abuse the system.

ChickenPwny, to Meme
mikemathia, to random
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wanguya_muturi_jesse, to UnitedKingdom
wanguya_muturi_jesse, to security
emsquared, to random
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My laugh has changed as I've got older. These days I'm told it has become more akin to Muttley (the dog from Wacky Races and Stop the Pigeon). Could be worse

https://iv.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=5c__-8KKbcE

shaknais, to random
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Susan_Larson_TN, to DaftPunk
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Susan_Larson_TN,
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AncestryRoads, to genealogy

Turns out that I am not a Ride or Die Chick afterall....


Every Monday until the end of 2023, I am posting a meme that relates to what is happening at Ancestry Roads, , or for just a much needed

Join the fun and post your own here on Mastodon.

Hastag it:

LeftistLawyer, to elite
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The 12 Step program to create and maintain the dogma that benefits the :

  1. Have a bunch of rich people create private educational institutions.

  2. Call those institutions the (Ooooo ... how prestigious!)

  3. Hire your elite friends to teach there and call them of (again, prestigious).

  4. Assemble groups of highly impressionable post adolescents salivating for prestige in a room.

  5. Introduce them to their who holds absolute sway over their .

  6. Force them to compete against one other over who can best regurgitate the God's orthodox .

  7. Reward those that most successfully regurgitate the God's orthodox ideology with great and access to influence by giving them A's and references.

  8. Punish those who think critically by relegating them to low paying jobs and obscurity through low grades and withholding references.

  9. Pat your fellow on the back a lot.

  10. Scorn dissenters as .

  11. Rinse and repeat for .

  12. all the way to the .

morettiphd, to puns
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If someone admits that "I'm not the brightest bulb," are they suggesting they might be a "dim"-wit?

hl, to Parenting
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When amused by the right thing, Child B has a super dirty . Like Sid James walking past a market stall with a 2-for-1 sale on prize cantaloupes dirty.

cynblogger, to random
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Here…take a quick break…made me LMAO!

https://youtu.be/fC6fc0VLTlY

IngridHbn, to random Dutch
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have a nice day and a

LeeFromVT, to random
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Like just one, or one every day i read it. Cause i may be worth the month sub fee then...

its
😂

amyfou, to Dogs
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☕ ☕ 💞 💞 🐕 🐕 💞 💞

and are enjoying a tiny morning tussle and I'm getting ready for another day of weird academic writing tasks because...that's how we roll over here.

Last night the dude and I had the great good fortune to see a thing that made us laugh so hard we couldn't breathe (to be fair, we were punchy). Start at 30 seconds in, or watch the whole minute and a half...

https://youtu.be/b0MUMGmEgrI

after tussling, the one dog is smooching the other dog

zyz, to random
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I’m 50+. I’ve known hundreds of people. I’ve been “the fun guy”, “the party guy “, “a leader” and “a follower”

I’ve been good and I’ve been bad

I’ve been well off and I’ve seen some hard times

Mostly, I’ve been

One of my biggest blessings is to be able to identify my - my real friends- & to be able to wrap my arms around them, give them each a kiss on the cheek, and to and with them this weekend

The # is so few today, but they are so 🥰

dancinyogi, to random
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Outside of tragedy, find the funny in whatever may go wonky today.
Things will go wonky and can usually be mentally spun into something funny. After all, what else is there? To beat yourself up? Obsess over what went wrong? Nope.

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