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🧵starts HERE. 1/…

Bower:

Justice Merchan starts off will the prosecution motion for contempt.

He tells Trump he's about to issue his ruling, in which he will again find Trump in contempt of court.

The last thing I want to do is put you in jail, Justice Merchan says to Trump. You are the former President of the United States and possibly the next President as well.

But "going forward," he continues, "this court will have to consider jail sanctions" if necessary.

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23/ McB:

What's accounts payable? It's simple really. McConney explains it as "when you or an entity owes somebody money."

Accounts receivable? "It's the other side—when somebody owes you money."

General ledger? Keeps track of all transactions.

snooze alert!👇🏼

Trump's eyes are closed during these basic accounting lessons, and not for the first time (nor likely the last), I don't blame him one bit.

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🧵STARTS HERE. 1/…

(Please remember to use NFL …Not For Laffy… in replies)

😂 See my previous post, just before this one, in my TL

Pagliery:

The judge starts out be making an odd clarification about his gag order.

He says that despite the restrictions on what Trump can say outside the courtroom, he can absolutely testify from the witness stand.

Trump lawyer Todd Blanche thanks him.

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11/ Snooze Alert!

Katie Phang:

Trump has closed his eyes with his body positioned toward the witness/the jury.

Katie's Sidebar: here's another pro-tip- you don't want your criminal defendant client appearing to be asleep for the first witness of the day & only 15 minutes into that testimony, when the jury can see your client appearing to be asleep.

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LOL, Lawrence O'Donnell will get a ratings boost from this. Thanks !

Klasfeld:

As he exits, Trump turns his head directly at @ Lawrence, glowers, and mutters under his breath.

I was sitting right next to him.

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NEW 🧵 starts HERE. 1/...

Klasfeld:

We're back.

Trump's attorney Susan Necheles hands over "a stack of news articles" by legal commentators like Jonathan Turley, others. She says Trump wants to post them, but she wants to make sure they do not violate the gag order.

"We think that they are perfectly fine."

Prosecutor:

🤔👉🏼"It seems odd that they're asking the court for an advanced ruling" on these sorts of things.

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69/ isn't alone, I see:

McB:

Much of the press's attention seems to be elsewhere. From the few laptop screens I can see of fellow reporters, some are filing stories, or reading other things. Many more laptops are closed entirely. It's been a long day, and the technical minutae is making lids heavy.

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Donald Trump is the smallest man who ever lived.

Biden campaign invokes Taylor Swift to knock Trump: ‘The smallest man who ever lived’
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4624626-biden-campaign-invokes-taylor-swift-lyrics/

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😴Via Acyn:

A source tells Ben Meiselas that is taking ‘full-on bonafide naps’ in the courtroom: Trump looked to be close to deep REM sleep. His lids are heavy..

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1/…🧵

Via Klasfeld:

Expected first:

The judge may issue his Sandoval rulings, determining what prior bad acts prosecutors can confront Trump with if he testifies.

A key question: "What's fair game?"

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71/ Guess is awake today.

Klasfeld:

Blanche adds of Daniels' testimony:

"It doesn't matter."

He adds that her testimony, though "salacious," doesn't relate specifically the 34 charges of falsifying business records.

👉🏼Trump seems focused on the jury during his attorney's opening statement.

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So given that @GottaLaff's #DefendantSleepyFlopSweatMcBrainSpurs made it into the top 10 #fediverse hashtag trends yesterday (as part of countless insightful discussions involving #TFG) ...

... I can't help wondering what other #Derogatory45Nicknames might be out there.

Any ideas?

Please don't suggest your favorites or boost this query during his criminal #trial this week. That might upset him.

(Courtroom sketch: Jane Rosenberg)

@DemocracyMattersALot

@uspolitics

@law

@humour

#DefendantSleepyFlopSweatMcBrainSpurs , via a courtroom sketch from Jane Rosenberg

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@YusufToropov @GottaLaff @DemocracyMattersALot @uspolitics @law @humour

I always liked from the protesters at his golf course in Scotland.

But really puts it all together!

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So @GottaLaff just coined for and I think we all have a civic duty to make that hashtag trend. So I humbly ask you to boost this message and use that hashtag as often as possible.

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@scottytrees I think history would have been very different if people had been better and more creative at insulting Hitler and Mussolini in the early 30s.

.

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@YusufToropov @scottytrees

We need a lot of more juvenile journalists who have the courage to single out criminals such as before nazis get the nuclear codes, because the serious and adult-like idiots who are too respectful of mass murderers and criminals are driving us straight into fascism every single time.

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@YusufToropov @scottytrees @GottaLaff @DemocracyMattersALot @tiamat271 @GhostOnTheHalfShell

I think it's a good thing that sack of shit a.k.a. , formerly known as is getting due recognition, in addition to 300 years behind bars.

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Stupid, yes, but also, willfully gaslighting/lying, propping up their loser

Brad Moss:

& then he falsified the biz records in furtherance of effort to viol campaign finance laws.

Are these folks really this stupid?

Bash: We actually have the reimbursement checks… Are you comfortable with this?

: worked for . Pres Trump paid his legal fees, he paid his Michael Cohen legal fees & bills & that's what this trial will bringing fwd

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