SrRochardBunson, to music

ArtFED celebrates John Mastodon every day of the year!

A couple tracks extolling their virtues:

"Tango Tango Juliett prelude" by
https://on.soundcloud.com/tvBeB

"4 Sukas" by ArtFED
https://on.soundcloud.com/XoANc

teledyn, to random
@teledyn@mstdn.ca avatar

I don't know how this happened, but slipped by me last Saturday with nary a stir…

berniework, to infosec

Yesterday was my 1st here, and what a year it has been. Yes, it happens that I joined on the innaugural , but that was all luck. I had decided weeks earlier that TwiXer was no longer the place for me, but it took me a couple weeks to decide where to go (in retrospect it was obvious, but at the time it felt like a gamble, and I wasn't interested in a "shotgun approach"). It was important to me to find a flourishing community, because over the years I have found this sort of community to be one of the best places for up-to-the-minute news about the industry that is my passion.

I joined with grand ideas about posting more, and being more involved in conversations, but that hasn't been over the first year, and frankly most of my posting is still over at (you can find me through my bio if you're at all interested). But the reading...the reading has been exceptional, I appreciate the insights, the availability of perspectives across the world, across gender, and across roles and backgrounds here - and I'm still just talking about content and people.

I need to thank @jerry for taking on the challenge of making a place like this exist for us. I have another ID in the Fediverse (I'm a big believer of separating church and state) and I have the unique experience of seeing what a instance like operates like, vs one that just sorta kinda exists, and it is night and day. Even with that said, thank you to all the instance admins out there for giving others a place on this platform as well.

Finally, thanks to all of you posting your thoughts, findings, and news. You're why I'm here, and it is your insights that make this community the special thing it really is. Keep being the brilliant, fantastic, broken, healing, bold, scared, and excellent people you are. I'll try to keep up.

Em0nM4stodon, to ukteachers

More About John Mastodon 👨​:mastodon:​ :

For anyone who was not here
last year or missed the whole John Mastodon running gag,

On this site is a good summary of what this is all about: https://johnmastodon.me/#education

Now you know.

Now you can make John Mastodon jokes with us :awesome:​

Now you can celebrate John Mastodon each year on December 16-17th 🥳

Now you can even follow John here and wish him happy birthday today: @JohnMastodon

Happy John Mastodon everyone! 🎉 :mastodon:​

Gillinger,

@Em0nM4stodon @JohnMastodon

Ah! I remember him well. Hope he's still doing that thing that he does.

Em0nM4stodon, to mastodon

Today is the first anniversary of
th​e official John Mastodon Day! 👨🐘​✨

Not to confuse with
the official Join Mastodon Day 🙃

But you should definitely celebrate both! :mastodon:​🎉

https://infosec.exchange/@Em0nM4stodon/109995537816857661




arisummerland, to random
@arisummerland@mstdn.social avatar

I am HERE for all y’all’s continued posts!

John came by yesterday to drop off a couple of bags from the local library book sale, so now I am sorting through cookbooks and finding shelf space for the ones I want to keep. Yes, one of the cookbooks is devoted exclusively to pancakes.

This is the way.

visionsofnapa, to random
@visionsofnapa@sfba.social avatar

I forgot to celebrate (Dec 16th)! He is one of Mastodon's most admired mentors and has amazing superpowers.

rysiek,
@rysiek@mstdn.social avatar
seyner, to random

and his siblings Jack, Jane and Jannis leaving the sinking ship MS Twitter (San Francisco, 1943)

sandra, to random German
@sandra@digitalpioneers.social avatar

Gestern war . Der ist entstanden, weil ein Redakteur sich im Zuge einer Account-Sperrung des Twitter-Accounts "joinmastodon" durch Elon Musk verlesen hatte. Er schrieb in seinem Artikel, dass Elon Musk auch "John Mastodon" gesperrt hätte, den Gründer des nach ihm benannten dezentralen Netzwerks. Unter den Hashtags oder gibt es nicht nur im Fediverse lustige Memes darüber.

smallcircles, to fediverse
@smallcircles@social.coop avatar

And on the third day created the .

smallcircles, to random
@smallcircles@social.coop avatar

After the invention of dark matter, put his energies elsewhere.

smallcircles, to random
@smallcircles@social.coop avatar

's great talents became apparent at an early age, when he casually explained the link between general relativity and quantum mechanics at the Montreal Science Fair in 1968. So beautiful was his solution that none of the baffled scientists wrote it down that day. When urged later to repeat the formula's, John solemnly stated: "Repetition is not my purpose in life" and to this day holds firm to that promise.

rysiek, to random
@rysiek@mstdn.social avatar

went to the same school as Jára Cimrman.

It was probably Cimrman's work on monopoles that inspired John to take on the social media monopolies later in his life, by creating Mastodon.

volxfahradler, to random German
@volxfahradler@hessen.social avatar

kann Hardware downloaden

RobertJackson58585858, to random
@RobertJackson58585858@masto.ai avatar

Posted before but worth a repost on is my 9cM DNA I share with .

Maybe you are related to him too?

AnneTheWriter1, to random

is so bad@ss... his mother has a tattoo that says, "Son."

bughuntercat, to random

Happy to all the faithful. He will come and will be the final judgment, only federated networks free of advertising and algorithms will be saved.

ErickaSimone, to random
@ErickaSimone@mastodon.social avatar

…and whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never defederate you, never, ever, during your trials and threadings. When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

55aw, to random
@55aw@wandering.shop avatar

The spirits did it all in one night

LoganFive, to random
@LoganFive@beige.party avatar

John Mastodon created a perpetual motion machine but destroyed it because he doesn't like to show off.


servelan, to random
@servelan@newsie.social avatar

You can either know where is, or how fast he's going.

But not both.

mig5, to random

When uses XOR, he gets both.

inquiline, (edited ) to random
@inquiline@union.place avatar

Happy Day to all who celebrate

inquiline,
@inquiline@union.place avatar

Lol I just tried to edit this to include the hashtag but my fingers typed Asstodon instead of Mastodon several times

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