JeremyMallin, to actuallyautistic
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Where are all my fellow autistic Jews?

Were you too forced to have a Bar Mitzvah (or Bat Mitzvah) party and had to invite a bunch of kids you barely knew so that you could fill out a "friends" table?

And then you had to take turns dancing with half of them too even though you were socially awkward and physically clumsy as Hell?

🙋‍♂️


@actuallyautistic

JeremyMallin, to random
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Can anyone tell me how "cheddar" came to be used as slang for cash? It's not orange. It's not cheesy in any way. So, why "cheddar"?

xro, to Astronomy
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"Uncle I've read the Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy.. and say... where is Betelgeuse?"

"It doesn't exist anymore"

https://earthsky.org/brightest-stars/betelgeuse-will-explode-someday/

Kind of amazing that we have recent popular literature which mentions a star and assumes it is a permanent fixture in the sky, when that star might explode within our lifetime. 🤯

Of course we also have star charts from the middle ages that show stars that can't be found in the sky today. 🤷🤔

JeremyMallin, to random
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Is it redundant for me to star a post if I've already boosted it?

JeremyMallin, to random
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It hurts my brain a little when I see potatoes marketed as "baked fries". Which is it?

JeremyMallin, to random
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Does anybody else call it a "tushy chin" whenever someone has a dimpled chin? 🙋‍♂️

(It's an actor in this show we're watching tonight. Not naming names though. 😇)

skro, to random French
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Au fait, pourquoi n'appelle-t-on pas une demi-finale au format aller-retour une pinte-finale?

JeremyMallin, to random
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Do you think there would be any life coaches if they all had to be licensed?

JeremyMallin, to random
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Does anyone ever use "ass" any more to refer to the braying, four legged, pack animal? Or have the once slang definitions become the primary definitions?

alexlac51, to random
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I wonder if anyone has found any yet?... ...

...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

JVWest, to random
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World is falling apart, most of the shit you love is too problematic to be cool anymore, your country is held hostage by fascists, you're not sure you made many good decisions in life, you're getting old, and now they're remaking The Crow and Road House.

But also, you're not living on the edge of poverty, in an abusive relationship, hated for your gender, or being bombed and murdered. So what the fuck are you complaining about? Am I right? This guy gets it.

BushHut, to random
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JeremyMallin, to random
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How come Daisy, Donald, Mickey, and Minnie have descriptive albeit unnecessary last names, by Goofy and Pluto do not?

weilawei, to random
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Does anyone else have a ~code folder on all their non-server computers?

Music, Videos, Pictures, Documents, .... code, etc.

I have that for source code that I write (each project in a git repo below) and then there's ~code/contrib for repos I've cloned or source I've downloaded.

Everything gets built with a prefix of /opt/local. System stays nice and clean and I have all the custom stuff.

JeremyMallin, to random
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When you read, do you "hear" the words in your mind? Sometimes? Always? Never?

Is that why I tend to read slowly, or is it because I'm somewhat analytical like I've been told?

JeremyMallin, to random
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Anyone else have loose change sitting on your desk because you hate having it in your pockets but you don't really have anywhere to put it? 🙋‍♂️

JeremyMallin, to random
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Self diagnosis is when you diagnose yourself.

Self reflection is when you reflect on yourself.

So, self storage is where you store yourself??
And apparently, that is against the rules at the facility, maybe even against the law. 🤔

alexlac51, to random
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involved with the need to put accountants into your UK treasury...

kaiserkiwi, to random
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I thought about buying the multiple times now. But the fact that they still load with Lightning is so weird. Especially as they have no type of MagSafe.

I still use the AirPods Pro 2 and they're okay, but recently I don't really like in-ear headphones and would like to have an alternative that has all features AirPods have. So there is not really the option to search outside of the Apple cosmos.

The AirPods Max are in their fourth year without an upgrade so it's probably better to still wait a few months.

alexlac51, to random
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...

I wonder If anyone has looked for any of offshore accounts?...

JeremyMallin, to random
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Candles on cakes…

Who decided that melted wax and fire on pastry that you intend to eat was a good idea?

Or having people intentionally breathe heavily on your food??

JeremyMallin, to random
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I'm going to just assume that anyone who says they actually likes the taste of beer is lying or has badly misfunctioning taste buds. 🤢

JVWest, to random
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Something I struggle with: Accepting not being liked by everyone. I can barely have disagreements with ppl in real life. I get physically ill. I can feel my blood pressure rise, my temp going up, my face turning red. Not out of anger, but just out of some kind of fear or anxiety. I start to quiver. Mom cried instantly during any disagreement. I guess I got it from her.

Online, I get this feeling when someone I like is critical of me or my work in a way that feels unfair.

JeremyMallin, to random
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Every publication's editorial staff should be exclusively staffed with Autistics.

alexlac51, to random
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The "Prince of Wales"...

I am quite sure that Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 does not need a "Prince"

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