🥥 Mastodon engagement tip #2:
TIL, accidentally, that posting a toot about Capybaras will get you massive -- within reason -- interaction on the Fediverse.
A survey with an admittedly small sample indicates that Capybaras are the decentralized version of eyeball cocaine that dogs and cats are on corporate social media. 🥥 #SocialMedia, #Engagement, #Mastodon, #Capybaras, #TuckersBalls
@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Seriously, Mr Facts, "Finnegan's Wake''s the book James Joyce wrote by throwing darts.
"Portrait of the Artist As A Young Man," is actually an engaging read.
After "The Dubliners," an embittered Joyce turned his back on any attempt at readability, retaliating for having been given 2 first names, one of which was a woman's.
He could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. 🥥 #JamesJoyce, #LowQualityFacts, #TuckersBalls
Here's Rupert Murdoch getting his usual fawning society-page coverage describing him as an "incorrigible romantic," rather than as "One of the most evil men alive, up to his neck in blood, responsible for the corrosion of democracies worldwide and the spread of medical misinformation that has killed millions." https://ca.style.yahoo.com/news/rupert-murdoch-marries-fifth-wife-121924735.html
🥥 Call for venture capital!
Eye'm starting a gourmet food company that will fill the growing demand for artisanal rocks and pizza-topping glue.
Before you ask, yes, there WILL be a significant role for AI in company operations.
Interested individuals are encouraged to respond with money offers in the comments below. 🥥 #AI, #VentureCapital, #EatingRocks, #PizzaToppingGlue, #GourmetFoods, #Capitalism, #TuckersBalls