Mela, to MountainBiking German
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15 Radler Health Hazards:

  1. LKW-Fahrer
  2. Auto-Fahrer
  3. Fußgänger mit Hunden
  4. Fußgänger
  5. andere Fahrradfahrer
  6. Das Wetter
  7. Scherben & andere scharfkantige Gegenstände
  8. Vögel
  9. Fliegen und andere Insekten
  10. schlecht befestigte Ladung
  11. Wartung Schmartung
  12. »Klar kann ich die Bremsen auch selbst reparieren.«
  13. Schlechte Werkstätten
  14. Kaninchen
  15. Blesshühner

markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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A most peculiar sight last night while cycling home, a route I must’ve done more than a thousand times in the dark, & yet I’ve never seen this before.

A row of trees was illuminated with a ghostly glow and even though there was a building behind me with a fluorescent strip lighting its front door, I couldn’t figure out the geometry at all.

So I took a pretty picture & rode on 🤷‍♂️

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Ruth_Mottram, to random

Still thinking about this article in : it's a bit counter-intuitive but Danes actually cycle 20% less than in 2014. The article is clear that it's not because we're getting lazy but because we don't invest enough in .

The Netherlands spends 5x per head each year than does.
Especially outside + on the edge of the big cities cycling becomes hard. Given has so many benefits from health to clean air to congestion it's a scandal

https://samvirke.dk/artikler/cykelglaeden-ruster-hvorfor-vaelger-vi-cyklen-fra

markmccaughrean, to random
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So much for #WorldBicycleDay 🤷‍♂️

A bee flew into my mouth during this evening’s 63km ride & somehow managed to sting my tongue before I spat it out half a second later 😛🐝

Took some selfies & couldn’t see anything obvious, but blimey, it was sore for half an hour 😬

(I’ll spare you the pictures 👅)

#CyclingLife 🚴‍♂️
#Vlietland
#Netherlands
#NatureIsTryingToKillMe

markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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That was a chilly one: actual temperatures hovering around 0°C under clear skies near sunset & windchill around -5°C thanks to a brisk north-easterly.

A 43km ride around the Vlietland nevertheless, in partial winter gear 🥶

As for the picture below, you may need to open it fully to understand 🙂👍

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markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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A return to lovely early summer weather for this evening’s enjoyable 52km ride 🌞🙇‍♂️

Not fast, as I was up at 4am & knackered by now, but sometimes it’s more about soaking up the ambience … 🤷‍♂️

Not least as I’m now in my final few rides before moving from The Netherlands – I’m getting quite emotional about it 😭

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The row of wind turbines at the Barrepolder which supply the Heineken brewery outside Leiden with electricity. The setting Sun is behind one of the turbines and the rotating blades are casting a moving shadow over the foreground field, which has some geese in it.

markmccaughrean, to photography
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#ReturnToGermany Day 10 🇩🇪

Finally fitted the new 11-32 cassette & long cage rear derailleur to my bike, hopefully giving me a fighting chance of making it up some of the fiendishly steep hills around our new home 😬✌️

New chain follows tomorrow after degreasing & waxing 🥸

In other news, the FusionDrive of our 2015 family iMac croaked today when upgrading the OS. Have plenty of backups & am trying recovery now, but a whole new machine may be needed 😕

#CyclingLife 🚴‍♂️
#Photography 📷

markmccaughrean, to photography
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Sometimes it really is just a matter of perspective 📷🤷‍♂️

A sunny 55km ride out in the polders after some rain earlier. Strong winds though, probably due to the heatwave further south.

Still, made for some nice cloud patterns ☁️🙂👍

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markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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Another grey & windy day, another 46km under the wheels 😬✌️

Hoping to reach a half-decent total for the year tomorrow, but I hate being out on New Year’s Eve, thanks to the idiots who throw bangers at cyclists.

There’s already a constant snap & rumble coming from The Hague tonight & it’ll only be worse tomorrow.

The Dutch have an appallingly lackadaisical attitude towards firework safety – I’d ban all personal sales, to be honest.

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markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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What’s the coefficient of rolling friction when the entire country has been spray-painted orange overnight? 🤨

Asking for a Dutch cycling friend 😱🚴‍♂️

#KingsDay 🇳🇱
#KoningsDag
#Netherlands
#CyclingLife

markmccaughrean, (edited ) to random
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As with many things in life, cycling is all about timing ⏱️

And I got mine entirely wrong tonight 😬👍

Thought I had thirty minutes before the torrential rain arrived, enough to ride home from work.

Nope, it was just three ⛈️😱

And one minute later, I was so wet, it didn’t matter any more 🤷‍♂️

#CyclingLife 🚴‍♂️

markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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Oh, for want of a split diopter 🙂

As seen at the De Wilck nature reserve outside Leiden during a short, rain-avoiding 45km ride this afternoon.

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The same shot, but now focussed on the nearby post and snail shell, leaving the background field & sky out of focus.

markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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It’s all a bit meh out there. Wet paths after lots of rain, very damp air reducing the effective temperature, no sign of the Sun, & too many commuting cars 🚕🚙🚗

Still, it has to be done 🤷‍♂️

A 35km ride around the Vlietland this evening ✌️

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christianschwaegerl, to cycling
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Must have happened while cycling but tighten your cycling shoe’s screws from time to time… You will guess what happened next…

markmccaughrean, to photography
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Guard duty 🦢

There are many mute swans nesting alongside the waterways of the Vlietland at the moment.

I stopped about 30 metres after passing one pen on her nest & the cob steamed up, patrolling back & forth in front on me, even though I was nowhere near the pen 🙇‍♂️

Even then, not nearly as aggressive as the many geese alongside the cycle paths protecting their already-born goslings 😬

As seen on this evening’s sunny if a bit windy 57km ride.

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markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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If you want to maintain the idea that everywhere in The Netherlands is a cycling paradise, don’t go to Rijswijk.

Lots of traffic, bikes paths rough, very long lights, many tramlines, lots of aggressive moped riders: ugly 😡

On the other hand, if you get to the other side, Delft & the lovely Delftse Hout & Balijbos await you. Which are very lovely 🙂

52km sunset ride today, detoured to an unusual route by bridgeworks 🤷‍♂️

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markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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I would love to tell you that the game of chicken I played to maximise the length of my ride before this storm arrived ended well 😬

Instead I get to tell you that riding for 2km in hail is, well, enervating 🤪

The other 65km were just fine though & now it’s pissing it down outside 🤷‍♂️

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markmccaughrean, to random
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Was riding at 30kmh on the bike path alongside the N44 towards The Hague … and was passed by a ~13 year old kid slowly pedalling a low-rider e-bike going at >40kmh 💨

No licence plates & no helmet, as are mandatory 😡

And no handed, as is idiotic 🙄

I do hate seeing young kids riding e-bikes: it’s very common here in NL now & seems so unnecessary 😬

As for me, 52km fully human-powered 🤷‍♂️

#CyclingLife 🚴‍♂️

markmccaughrean, (edited ) to random
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If there’s one thing worse than riding to work on a sunny August Friday lunchtime through crowds of tourists on e-bikes …

… it’s riding home after midnight through crowds of drunk tourists on e-bikes 🙄

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markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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Summertime traffic jam on a Dutch cycle path 🏍️🪿🚴‍♂️

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markmccaughrean, (edited ) to random
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Busted 🙀

The Dutch undercover wielrennerpolitie (race cycling police) came to my house this afternoon, saying they had received reports of a middle-aged man in Lycra with less than perfectly locked-in cycling shoes when pedalling 🩴

They insisted on inspecting my cleats 😬

My punishment? Replacements to be fitted immediately & increased kilometres to be ridden despite the current windy conditions 💨🚴‍♂️

I think Tigger snitched on me 😼



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markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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Well that (partly) sucked 🙄

Meant to ride about 50km, but the conditions were ok, so detoured to a longer route 🚴‍♂️

Starting drizzling around 60km 🌧️

Hadn’t taken any food, so bonked at 70km 😰

Had a puncture at 78km, about 3km from home. Too far to walk in cleats, so fixed it.

Much heavier rain came at that point, of course ⛈️

Managed to sit on cycling glasses when I got home, soggy. Superglue time 💧

Oh well … 🤷‍♂️

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markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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Moo 🐮

Bonus picture from today’s 67km ride, taken on the edge of De Wilck nature reserve southeast of Leiden.

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markmccaughrean, to Netherlands
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It may lack the mighty rock formations of Yosemite, but you have to think that Ansel Adams would nevertheless have enjoyed photographing the wide open landscape of The Netherlands & the endlessly changing skies above it 🤷‍♂️🙂

Another picture from yesterday’s 67km ride.

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markmccaughrean, to photography
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Finally 🙇‍♂️

First ride since moving back to Germany 👍

A relatively easy 44km along the Neckar to Hirschhorn & back, but still 200m elevation gain.

First part down to the river was terrifying – if the brakes fail, you’re toast 😬

And cycling back up it at end – let’s say I need to lose 10kg 😱

In between, a mix of very rustic riverside paths & smooth roads with cars going past at >100kmh.

We’re not in Kansas any more, Toto ✌️

#ReturnToGermany Day 11
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#Photography 📷

A view of the walled village of Dilsberg atop a hill on the southern bank of the Neckar valley, seen from the other side with the river between. The foreground is in shadow while the hill is in sunshine, with blue skies above.
Crepuscular rays spreading in a fan across the sky, created by clouds near sunset, with a hill to the lower left blocking the sun.
A screenshot of the ride in Strava, with a topographic map showing the route and ride statistics below. My average was slow, but that was due to the many detours searching for a route by the river. In the end, I cycled most of it on the main road.

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