Kinda late to share these, buuut it's #photomonday according to the Germans and these are the most interesting pics I got. (This is the first post in a series but I swear it gets funner.)
ANYWAYS, woke up super late for the eclipse on Saturday but ran out to the park just in time!
Also I hiked up this giant hill with a bunch of obnoxious arts and craft supplies because I wanted to take pics of the eclipse like, pinhole-projected onto my tits for social media. Cause that seemed super fucking funny to me???
And no one's ever done that as far as I can tell. Which was probably for good reason, as this looked wayyy more impressive in my head...
CLOSE-UP OF MY TITS, disappointing today for totally different reasons.
It's blurry as heck, but you can kiiinda see the #eclipse on my left nipple if you squint real hard? :google_emoji_kitchen_heartbeat_and_chestnut_mashup:
Just spent like 20 minutes looking for another SFW photo to share because I legit think, and I am totally tooting my own horn here, this shit deserves to go viral or something???
But no, that's it. I immediately went and started taking all the dumb fucking lewds with this technology lmao. :google_noto_color_emoji_animated_sweat_smile: