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TIL that in the 1950s, with infinite wisdom, the County of San Mateo built a landfill on Mussel Rock Beach in Daly City. At the exact spot where the San Andreas Fault intersects the shoreline. And they’re surprised, seventy years later, to find that the “buried” garbage is emerging into the ocean

https://abc7news.com/san-mateo-county-beach-trash-old-landfill-mussel-rock-garbage/14146762/

Cdespinosa, to random
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Three Bay Area mothers tell the police that their runaway daughters are at risk, two are with predatory groomers.

One is found and returned, and the man is in jail.
One is located by the mother, but police don’t find her hiding under a bed, and arrest the mother.
One is found dead in a nearby driveway three days later.

Can you spot the difference?

https://apple.news/AU-jj7wVTRCuf0YCKF5C3mg

https://apple.news/ALOjK9tzNRleAQhcPBXDaZg

https://apple.news/AwfYeNZEfQ0iDMo7kk3HXlA

mcc, to random
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For maximum security, your passwords should always be long strings of the characters "l" and "I" exclusively. That way, any attacker who gets hold of your password will be so confused trying to type it in they will not be able to gain access. For additional security, add an occasional numeral 1

Cdespinosa,
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@mcc ceci n’est pas un pipe

Cdespinosa, to random
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Student protestors are willing to leave Siemens Hall if Cal Poly Humboldt administrators meet the following demands.

Descalate: The students would like the police and the threat of police violence to be removed. As a part of that, they want to ensure there are no academic penalties.
Disinvest: The students are asking the university to disinvest from all interests connected to Israel.
Declare: The students want the university and CSU leadership to call for a ceasefire in Gaza.

Cdespinosa, to random
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Riot police are converging on the Cal Poly Humboldt campus according to student reports

stroughtonsmith, to random
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2024 is the last year of Gen Alpha…

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Cdespinosa,
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@stroughtonsmith Oh we really shouldn’t start with the Greek letters. I think we need to follow Gen Z with Gen Yuzz, then Wum, then Um…

Cdespinosa, to random
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Student leaders: can you agree to point 1, that you will drop charges against the protesters?

Administration: No, because there’s moral hazard in accepting malicious destruction of university property

Student leaders: oh really. How about point 2, condemning the shelling and destruction of all 12 universities in Gaza?

Administration: also no.

Cdespinosa, to random
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After faculty voted 170-3 on a no-confidence resolution, the president of Cal Poly Humboldt has stepped down. No, he hasn’t, ha ha. He’s given the protestors occupying the administration building two hours to vacate before he sends in police to arrest them all.

Cdespinosa, to random
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Well it was another day where it sucked to be .

In New York, a judge rejected his motion to vacate the civil verdict against him for sexually assaulting and repeatedly defaming E. Jean Carroll.

Also in New York, his old pal David Pecker testified that he knew that using corporate funds to catch and kill a story during a campaign could be a Federal crime.

In Washington, his attorney conceded he has no immunity for crimes he committed in his capacity as a candidate.

Cdespinosa,
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In Florida, his story that he had standing declassification orders for his Presidential records was revealed to be a lie.

And in Arizona, three of his attorneys and his current Presidential campaign manager were indicted for election fraud.

He also committed another few violations of a judge’s orders, but it’s not like he can help that.

A new Quinnipiac poll shows only 18% of respondents agree with his claim that he “did nothing wrong.”

Cdespinosa, to random
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Some Justice (probably Sotomayor) is going to straight-up ask the appellant’s counsel tomorrow whether overturning the Circuit means that President Biden can immediately commit any crimes he wants. Even in his personal capacity as a candidate, even in order to steal the election. And if the Senate doesn’t convict, he can’t be prosecuted. Ask counsel if that’s what he means, what he wants, what he thinks the Constitution demands.

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Cdespinosa,
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@drahardja In this Election Day 1996 puzzle, 39 Across would be answered either “CLINTON” or “BOBDOLE” and the seven crossing down clues would still read correctly:

  • Black Halloween animal CAT/BAT
  • French 101 word LUI/OUI
  • Provider of support, for short IRA/BRA
  • Sewing shop purchase YARN/YARD
  • Short writings BITS/BIOS
  • Trumpet BOAST/BLAST
  • Much-debated political inits. NRA/ERA
Cdespinosa, to random
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Today’s opening arguments in a toot.

Prosecution will show:
• There was a conspiracy to manipulate news to influence the 2016 election
• Voice recordings show the intent and plans
• Payments via Cohen were falsely recorded
• False payments furthering a crime are felonies

Defense will show:
• Influencing an election is not a crime
• The “catch and kill” was to protect Trump’s marriage, not his candidacy
• Payments to Cohen were for actual legal work
• He’s a convicted perjurer, don’t trust him

Cdespinosa, to random
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California judge backs Attorney General’s decision to change name proposed ballot initiative from “Protect California’s Kids” to “Restricting Rights of Transgender Children” because it will, ahem, not protect any kids but restrict the rights of transgender children
https://apple.news/Ahovjm-NaR6GhK1xqGkY0eQ

mwichary, to random
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What would you consider as the most recognizable bitmap fonts in tech history?

I’m imagining stuff like:

  • the arcade/Atari font
  • Chicago (Mac, then iPod)
  • VCR/video equipment fonts
  • Minecraft font
  • IBM PC fonts (MDA, VGA, stuff like that)
  • perhaps System font from Windows 3.x
  • Commodore 64, just because of the sheer popularity of the machine

What am I missing?

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Cdespinosa,
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@mwichary

A long overdue confession:

The upper/lowercase font in the Hi-Res Character Generator routine for the Apple II (Contributed Software No. 3) came from the character generator chip of a Commodore PET, which was just a 2716-format ROM. The Apple II had an empty $D000-$D7FF socket that was pin-compatible. I pulled the chip from the PET, plugged it into the Apple II, wrote it to a disk file, and voila.

Cdespinosa, to random
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Cdespinosa, to random
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This is now my all-time favorite response to an inane legal threat. (Backstory: The Los Angeles Police Foundation, who raises additional money for LA’s $1.99B police force, claims it owns the acronym “LAPD” and takes offense at one of Cola Corp’s tee shirts)

Cdespinosa, to random
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“Nickname” originated in Middle English (15th century) as “eke-name,” meaning also-name. “An ekename” slurred into “a nekename” over the centuries.

donni, to random
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If I were a giraffe, I would wear a turtleneck and look amazing in it

Cdespinosa,
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mcc, to random
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Just encountered an online space whose rules section begins with "Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed."

Cdespinosa,
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@mcc has anyone pointed out to them that if they republish user-contributed content, they ARE “social media?”

Cdespinosa,
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@mcc ah so it’s an anti-shovelware sentiment, not a walled-garden sentiment. I can appreciate that. But what if something posted to /r/funny goes viral and BECOMES a meme? Does it have to be taken down?

Cdespinosa, to random
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Influential conservatives this week:
• jockeyed to scuttle funding for two hot foreign wars
• questioned the constitutionality of a Federal statute for fear that it would criminalize protests and sit-ins
• used absurdist theater to try to derail a criminal trial
• argued for free love, or at least that sleeping with a sex worker is at worst excusable and actually kind of impressive
• continued to portray their jailed supporters as hostages and political prisoners

They’re turning into hippies.

Cdespinosa, to random
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Well THIS was a new dystopian experience. An elevator at work answered and broadcast a telemarketing call on its emergency intercom.

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Cdespinosa, to random
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Please explain to me why a knife attack on a Christian bishop is considered terrorism but a knife attack on 13 mall shoppers, mostly women, is not
https://assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/112278881235937853

Cdespinosa, to random
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Don’t go around the barriers, people. (Monterey Rd. in San Martin, CA; the driver suffered “moderate injuries”)

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