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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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I have been saying I want to see more movies like Happy Gilmore and this feels like a Monkey’s Paw granted my wish. 😥

Kolanaki,
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…God damn it this made me think that might feel pretty damn good…

Kolanaki, (edited )
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It does if you sort posts by “New Comments” so it works like an old forum system (such as PHPbb). All new posts will be at the top, and all new replies will push it to the top again.

What stops people manipulating their posts are rules against spam, automation against spam, and the fact most people just stick with the default sorting option that goes entirely by a different metric.

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Finally, some legislation from the middle of the country that makes sense.

But also:

Mexican style sandwiches

That’s what a Torta is!

Kolanaki,
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I’ve seen two brands that claim they are nothing but dried tobacco with no additives; but I know that must be bullshit because some of the additives are mandated by the government. Like the shit that makes it go out faster to prevent wildfires.

Those brands are Nat’s and American Spirit.

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Fe Man:

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Kolanaki,
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When I ask questions to real people it’s because Google either gave me no answers or gave me too many disparate answers to know which one is the correct one.

Kolanaki,
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SimCity 2000 landmark.

Kolanaki,
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48 hours later

“Hey fellas.”

Kolanaki,
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Man, those cops must Love You To Death!

Kolanaki,
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FYI: As an adult, you probably could have taken that kid in a fight. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm finally getting the hang of Sekiro

I’ve been playing this game off and on, starting over since it came out. I was a hardcore Bloodborne player, but also played a lot of elden ring and ds3. Sekiro never clicked, I thought it was slick and the action felt incredible but I just couldn’t get past the beginning. Finally I’ve broken through and am having a blast,...

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The effects are the reason I haven’t been able to get through the whole game. They literally happen so much and block so much of the action, I eventually can’t see what the fuck the enemy is doing to properly block, dodge or attack because of all the sparks and flashes. 😩

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Jesus didn’t use taxes to heal anyone. Why can’t we use divine magic? It still has the benefit of being free for all; but it also works better and faster.

Kolanaki,
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These are like the worst granola bars in existence.

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RAPTOR OF THE MIST

Kolanaki,
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He’s in the house

Oh no! Now he’s in the Senate!

Kolanaki,
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If cats didn’t meow at each other, I’d be able to sleep better because I wouldn’t have cats screaming at each other outside my bedroom window all night.

It fucking sucks having to eat a bunch of cat food, huff a bunch of glue and then drink a bunch of beer to feel sick and sleepy enough to pass out.

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My hometown has an AM/PM and an Arby’s now.

The high school I went to was open campus when I was there; it’s now closed campus and has 12 foot high fences with barbed wire surrounding the entire campus. Place looks like a god damn prison now.

They removed the large parking lot in the center of the main street downtown area to make a concrete walkway/park thing that they close off for private events every chance the city council gets (and now there is nowhere to park where all the stores and services are).

Town no longer has its own police force; every single officer except for the one who reported everything was fired for corruption and the station shut down. Now my friends and I who are still around all make fun of the DARE officer we had in school even more.

Absolutely nobody knew about this town until a few years ago when a cop was killed (before the station shutdown) during a traffic stop and Trump, as president still, was using it to rile people up against illegal immigrants. Place was a media circus for a week.

Other than that, it’s basically still the same.

Kolanaki,
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I have several voices in my head and they never shut the fuck up! 😩

Kolanaki,
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QWERTY

Kolanaki,
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My name is Professor Chaos! Muahahahaha

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Kolanaki,
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“I reject your reality and substitute my own!” - Conservatives

Kolanaki,
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Human: Just sail across the river with the goat.

Kolanaki,
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I feel like the only kid on the block that didn’t have trouble with the water temple.

What ruined my life in OOT was Shigeru trolling and vaguely hinting that the rumors of a triforce you can obtain in the game actually existing so I wasted years looking for it.

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I’ve lived in California my entire 39 year life. Every summer has been fire season as long as I can remember. It’s only weird that people started giving a shit about the smoke in the last 5 or so years.

Wildfires are not only common, they are necessary. The only reason we stop them is because we build things too damn close and we want to protect lives and property.

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